2Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when anda get halaman awal from school, on the weekends, and in every spare menit anda get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. sepatu luncur, skate to school.
3Be mischievous, cheeky and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
4Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
5Say things like "Don't have a cow, man!" and "Ay Caramba! and "Eat my shorts!"
6Watch the Simpsons to get lebih ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
7Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
8Have a younger sister who anda cinta annoying.If anda dont,thats OK.
ubah WarningsIf anda choose to be mischievous anda may get in trouble, but hey, that's what Bart's all about, right?
Mr. Burns:
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly beruang underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
baret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast atau two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that atau skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound bulu tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts:
Kill two for matching clogs.
Mr. Burns:
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't anda see my vest!
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly beruang underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
baret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast atau two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that atau skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound bulu tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts:
Kill two for matching clogs.
Mr. Burns:
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't anda see my vest!
