The Muppets - Twilight Parody

Alright everyone. We've got to catch a flight to Australia. berkata Kermit as he drove to the airport. Where's the nearest rest stop? asked Walter Not too far from here why? asked Kermit Because I'm really hungry and want to buy a snack. berkata Walter What do anda need a snack for? We'll be having something to eat on the plane. berkata Kermit. An jam later, after everyone did what they needed to, they got back into the car, where Kermit would drive for a few lebih miles to the airport. Are we at the airport yet? asked Beauregard who couldn't see past the muppets who were squishing him. Yes. We are....

Kermit:
Ever since marrying Miss Piggy he has always worn a kemeja with her face on it every hari and is taking a fly-fishing course.
Walter:
Walter is one of those students who is taking a ceramics course. So far, he has made ceramic model of Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Miss Piggy.
The Swedish Chef:
As anda probably can guess, The Swedish Chef spends his time doing the culinary program.
Big Mean Carl:
While not actually taking any courses offered to him oleh the college, he spends his time wandering the campus with Gorgon Heap and Behemoth looking for innocent souls to eat.
Bobo:
Bobo spends his...