Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty meja at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start anda off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but anda can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would anda like to drink? asked Jacques Roach stroberi lemonade. berkata Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. berkata Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. berkata Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. berkata Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here anda go. anda two enjoy. berkata Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do anda think of Wayne and Wanda's cinta for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better cinta story than Twilight. berkata Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure anda bring back two forks with that. berkata Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would anda like meat sauce atau meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if anda don't mind. berkata Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. berkata Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a pertanyaan until after their waiter disappeared into the dapur started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. berkata Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our food is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a detik person present to eat this sphagetti with me. berkata Wayne You're absolutely right. berkata Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club selanjutnya door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on oleh throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. anda fellas going to stay here all night atau what? asked Pops