The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Five of These oneshots are based on the picture below. The fifth one is my all time fave!
"CheifShipping" is the judul of the ItsukixHaruhi coupling.
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NUFF SAID.

1. He Hurt Me
I'm gonna kill him.
For her.
What's wrong with him?
Dammit, Prez, get a life!
It was eitheir the computer, atau she'd tell everyone he tried to rape Asahina-san.
He needs to get over himself.
Him and his goddamn club.
Her eyes are closed, tears are pouring down her face.
"He-he called me a-oh, Koizumi-kun, it was terrible!" She choked on her own tears.
I was so mad that day.
I wanted to take that godamn...

The sun flitted through the clubroom window as Kyon and I played Shogi.Gin and Envy talked about the Soul Society atau something like that.Nagato is reading.Asahina is making tea.Everything was normal."HELLO PPPLS!"Haruhi exclaimed as she walked throuh the door.
"Hi Haruhi..."Envy berkata suddenly wincing from some sort of pain.
"Whats up with her?"I asked gin nervously hoping she didn't get sick atau anything.
"Shes been like this all morning."Came his quick reply.
"Ichimaru,Koizumi stop whispering!"Haruhi snapped at us.
"But we're concerned.At least I am."I answered her unstated question.
"About...

After the retreat the Ichimaru's offered to drive me halaman awal in thier sweet black Ferarri Enzo.I declined oleh saying I brought my bike."Alright we'll be seeing anda then."Envy berkata with a rare smile.
As i rode my bike halaman awal I noticed that I was membaca thier minds and realizing just now that'Wow.'feeling that had overcome Envy when gin made his big rule speech.Does he never really talk atau something?Nagato was anoyingly humming 'Through the api and the Flames' the whole time at the retreat.Still I liked the fact that Miss Suzumiya was happy and mine.
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"Ahhhh,Home"I...

"FEWF!"Envy and I berkata as we both plopped down on the bed.
"Sorry about the meeting darling"Envy romanticly
proclaimed as she pushed her body close to mine.
"Its ok."I berkata as I slowly got closer to her too.
"Really?"She sighed as she held my face close to hers.
"Really."I replied before I kissed her.She seemed to be enjoying this and a lot happier so I continued with that kind of stuff.
"Ummm..."She berkata as I embraced her body and continued with the touching.
"I cant do this right now" She berkata nevously as a shudder filled her body.
"So?"I berkata as she suddenly felt really wierd in my arms.
...

-Gin's View-
The perahu sped along and I noticed Envy was asleep on my shoulder.I felt like a stalker atau somthing watching her sleep.Suddenly someone who looked like Itsuki was waving from the dock."Envy wake up!We're here!"I yelled.She yawned and I giggled cause she looked like a cat.
"Well everyone lets let this brigade event begin!"Haruhi proclaimed as we got to the manor and rooms were straighted out.
"We should go swimming atau something."Envy sugessted to Haruhi.I was thinking that Envy should become an Ichimaru for some reason.
"Well thats a great idea!"Haruhi replied"Lets go!
"She shure...

התשובה היא תמיד בחזה ...
מדוע? אני, שבחרו אותך
הוחלט על ידי הגורל יקירתי כי לא יפסיקו כבר
אני מאמין כי מישהו פשוט מחקה משעמם
אתה תהיה בסדר!
אני רק עושה את הדברים כי אני מרגיש, כמו שאני מרגיש אותם

זה הרפתקה, נכון? נכון?! בעולם שבו האמיתות להפוך שקרים
אני אהיה חזקה כי קיים חלומות, לא למען מישהו

נא לבוא איתי
תסתכל על לשחרר אותי בלי סוף
ההווה...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first hari at college, but what are anda gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...

The selanjutnya day, Mikuru came to school, looking a little odd for her preppy self. Sheesh, I knew this would happen. Damn Kyon. Well, I took my usual kursi in homeroom, having a nice view of Kyon's head. It seemed for hours until class was over, but when I finally heard the passing bel, bell ring, I felt relieved. I ran down to the lunch room, and quickly found a kursi selanjutnya to Mikuru.
"Hey Mikuru... what's the problem?" I asked.
"I've done something wrong..." She berkata softly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. She let Kyon in her pants, didn't she?
"What is it, Mikuru-kun?"
"I shouldn't..."
"Yeah yeah yeah. It's classified?"
"No,...