Kyon

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first hari at college, but what are anda gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...

The selanjutnya day, Mikuru came to school, looking a little odd for her preppy self. Sheesh, I knew this would happen. Damn Kyon. Well, I took my usual kursi in homeroom, having a nice view of Kyon's head. It seemed for hours until class was over, but when I finally heard the passing bel, bell ring, I felt relieved. I ran down to the lunch room, and quickly found a kursi selanjutnya to Mikuru.
"Hey Mikuru... what's the problem?" I asked.
"I've done something wrong..." She berkata softly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. She let Kyon in her pants, didn't she?
"What is it, Mikuru-kun?"
"I shouldn't..."
"Yeah yeah yeah. It's classified?"
"No,...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 2

    I made it to my selanjutnya class on time for a change. And sat in the back of the room and dozed off. I had a weird dream that I was a domba and miyuki was a bird and we had to rescue the sunshine princess from the evil dark warriors. Of cource I unleshed a triple kick combo attack on the warriors bon bons (butts). I was soon awaken oleh the teacher jabbing me with her ruler. "Dont burn the toast! What?" I yelled. That was sad...
"Izumi-san, did anda get any sleep last night?" my teacher/professer asked.
"Well...