The moral of the story: It’s okay to act like a total menggerutu, jalang as long as anda have a medical condition from which you’ll recover one hari and not remember any of your bitchiness. All will be forgiven.
The Big Deal: “Welcome home” party at the Wakefields’ and a “pickup party” at Lila’s
Synopsis:
Most of the first chapter (part of which is for some reason told from Liz’s perspective, even though she’s in a coma) consists of Jessica blabbering to a comatose Liz about how guilty she feels about what happened, blah, blah, blah. Then Liz wakes up and has turned into Jessica. Jess is fine with that until Liz returns to school and everyone thinks she’s Jessica.
Then out of nowhere, Ned mentions that the Percys are going to eropa and their children will be staying with the Wakefields. First of all, who the frak are the Percys? And why do they have twin girls? The twins are brunettes, so they’re described as fragile and bratty. Anyway, Liz goes out on a tanggal and sticks Jessica with the kids.
All this time poor Todd is having trouble adjusting to his girlfriend being the town whore. It all comes to a head at a disastrous bola basket game. As we all know, losing a game is the absolute worst thing that can ever happen in Sweet Valley. It’s like that scene in Pleasantville in which all the basketballs miss the net. Worst. Thing. Ever. This prompts the bola basket coach to have a talk with Todd about how if Liz is akting different then something must be wrong.
Because Ned and Alice are the worst parents in the world, Jessica gets stuck taking the Percy twins to some flute audition, which causes her to miss a date. Then, because she’s frustrated, she has a fender bender in the Fiat. When Ned and Alice find out, the Percy twins lie for Jessica and keep her out of trouble so all’s good in the kap, hood on that front.
Lila has a “pickup party,” which seems to be code for “be a slut and see who anda end up with.” Liz leaves with Bruce, who is well on his way to tanggal raping her when Todd shows up and punches him. The selanjutnya weekend, Liz goes out with Bruce again while Jessica pretends to be Liz to go on a tanggal with Bill Chase (Liz has double booked her Saturday night).
At the Patmans’ pantai house, Liz and Bruce are about to get down when Liz falls and hits her head. She suddenly has no memory of anything since the hospital and doesn’t know why she’s with Bruce. Bruce, troubled young man that he is, threatens to rape her if she doesn’t give it up willingly. Liz runs out of the house and into the arms of Todd Wilkins, who just so happens to be right there. Everything is wonderful again.
Quotes:
“She’ll probably have all the work made up and a dozen stories written for The Oracle before I finish that one stupid book laporan on Moby Dick. I mean, Todd, who really cares about whales?”
Todd did, but he let the komentar slide by.
I don’t know why, but this really cracked me up.
As soon as the Percy twins were settled in Steven’s room, Ned and Alice Wakefield left for a game of bridge.
There is so much wrong with this sentence. First, Ned and Alice drop this bombshell that these bratty twins are coming to stay for a few weeks, then as soon as they’re there, they leave? Second, we know their last name is Wakefield, anda don’t have to mention it all the time. And last, bridge? A game of bridge? Really?
“Elizabeth, I hope anda know that I’m a friend, not only a teacher and an adviser. And friends don’t dish out a lot of applesauce to each other.”
Oh, Mr. Collins. What does that mean? He says it twice in this book. It must be some ’80′s slang that I don’t know anything about.
“But I saw anda two on the pantai together. If anda were with Bruce, who’s with Bill?”
Hmm, I don’t know, Todd. Let’s think about that one. *facepalm*
Jessica and the Number 137:
“I’m just wondering if Todd’s seen anda in that nightgown. I bet it’d raise his temperature about a hundred and thirty-seven degrees!”
Why, she’s doing at least a hundred and thirty-seven things I usually do, Jessica raged inwardly.
“Who told anda that?”
“You did, a hundred and thirty-seven times.”
The Cover: The cover and the synopsis on the back both want anda to think the whole book is about waiting for Liz to wake up from her coma. She wakes up on page 12.
The Big Deal: “Welcome home” party at the Wakefields’ and a “pickup party” at Lila’s
Synopsis:
Most of the first chapter (part of which is for some reason told from Liz’s perspective, even though she’s in a coma) consists of Jessica blabbering to a comatose Liz about how guilty she feels about what happened, blah, blah, blah. Then Liz wakes up and has turned into Jessica. Jess is fine with that until Liz returns to school and everyone thinks she’s Jessica.
Then out of nowhere, Ned mentions that the Percys are going to eropa and their children will be staying with the Wakefields. First of all, who the frak are the Percys? And why do they have twin girls? The twins are brunettes, so they’re described as fragile and bratty. Anyway, Liz goes out on a tanggal and sticks Jessica with the kids.
All this time poor Todd is having trouble adjusting to his girlfriend being the town whore. It all comes to a head at a disastrous bola basket game. As we all know, losing a game is the absolute worst thing that can ever happen in Sweet Valley. It’s like that scene in Pleasantville in which all the basketballs miss the net. Worst. Thing. Ever. This prompts the bola basket coach to have a talk with Todd about how if Liz is akting different then something must be wrong.
Because Ned and Alice are the worst parents in the world, Jessica gets stuck taking the Percy twins to some flute audition, which causes her to miss a date. Then, because she’s frustrated, she has a fender bender in the Fiat. When Ned and Alice find out, the Percy twins lie for Jessica and keep her out of trouble so all’s good in the kap, hood on that front.
Lila has a “pickup party,” which seems to be code for “be a slut and see who anda end up with.” Liz leaves with Bruce, who is well on his way to tanggal raping her when Todd shows up and punches him. The selanjutnya weekend, Liz goes out with Bruce again while Jessica pretends to be Liz to go on a tanggal with Bill Chase (Liz has double booked her Saturday night).
At the Patmans’ pantai house, Liz and Bruce are about to get down when Liz falls and hits her head. She suddenly has no memory of anything since the hospital and doesn’t know why she’s with Bruce. Bruce, troubled young man that he is, threatens to rape her if she doesn’t give it up willingly. Liz runs out of the house and into the arms of Todd Wilkins, who just so happens to be right there. Everything is wonderful again.
Quotes:
“She’ll probably have all the work made up and a dozen stories written for The Oracle before I finish that one stupid book laporan on Moby Dick. I mean, Todd, who really cares about whales?”
Todd did, but he let the komentar slide by.
I don’t know why, but this really cracked me up.
As soon as the Percy twins were settled in Steven’s room, Ned and Alice Wakefield left for a game of bridge.
There is so much wrong with this sentence. First, Ned and Alice drop this bombshell that these bratty twins are coming to stay for a few weeks, then as soon as they’re there, they leave? Second, we know their last name is Wakefield, anda don’t have to mention it all the time. And last, bridge? A game of bridge? Really?
“Elizabeth, I hope anda know that I’m a friend, not only a teacher and an adviser. And friends don’t dish out a lot of applesauce to each other.”
Oh, Mr. Collins. What does that mean? He says it twice in this book. It must be some ’80′s slang that I don’t know anything about.
“But I saw anda two on the pantai together. If anda were with Bruce, who’s with Bill?”
Hmm, I don’t know, Todd. Let’s think about that one. *facepalm*
Jessica and the Number 137:
“I’m just wondering if Todd’s seen anda in that nightgown. I bet it’d raise his temperature about a hundred and thirty-seven degrees!”
Why, she’s doing at least a hundred and thirty-seven things I usually do, Jessica raged inwardly.
“Who told anda that?”
“You did, a hundred and thirty-seven times.”
The Cover: The cover and the synopsis on the back both want anda to think the whole book is about waiting for Liz to wake up from her coma. She wakes up on page 12.