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Le Fatass es Jewish

INT. Classroom-Morinng

Ms.Garrionson: Ok let's take our seats. As we all know it's Kyle's birthday today know everybody sing the song or his mother will bitch at me again.

Class: Happy Birthday to Kyle! La La La Birthday Kyle! Birthday to you!

Ms. Garrionson: Eric why didn't you sing to Kyle?!

Cartmen: Because it's gay.

Ms.Garrionson: Sing it know!!

Cartmen: No.

Ms.Garrionson: Why not!

Cartmen: Because I hate him.

Kyle: Fuck you fatass!

Ms.Garrionson: I agree with Kyle! Why do you hate him so much!

Cartmen: Because he is a son of a bitch ass sucking kike!

INT. Prinicable Victoria's Office- Morning

Prinicable Victoria: Eric, I have had it with your rastism towards jewish people! Kyle is very offended by it! It's like someone calling you "fat".

Cartmen: Are you saying I am fat you stupid bimbo?!!!!???

Mr.Mackey: Eric, for your punishment you will have to attend church service with Kyle's family this Sunday, to appreticate heberew culture!

Cartmen: (Anxiously) No fucking way!

EXT. Kyle's House- Afternoon

Cartmen and his Mom stand at his door. Cartmen's mom rings the door bell.

Cartmen: (Looking pissed) God fucking damnit.

The door opens. Kyle's Mom stands there.

Shelia: Oh Eric, so glad you can make it!

Cartmen: Don't really have a fricking choice!
Cartmen's mom slaps the back of his head.

Cartmen: Sorry.

Kyle walks up

Kyle: Hey dude!

Cartmen: Stop sucking up....(looks at his mom and Shelia) all the fun buddy!
Cartmen hugs Kyle. Kyle looks confused.

Cartmen: Well lets hurry the fudge up! I don't want wanna be fudging late!
Shelia laughs

Sheila: Okm sweetie, I'll get the boys.

Cartmen's Mom: Behave honey bear. (kisses Cartmen's cheek)

Kyle: Ok, let get this straight fatass! You better not fuck up my church or I'll kick your ass.

Cartmen: And if I behave?

Kyle: Then I'll do something in return.

Cartmen: Sounds like a bet, Kyle?

Kyle: Oh-ho-ho-oh-oh No! I am not gonna end up sucking your balls again.

Cartman: Ok.