Narrator: It is a cold and windy day, and the city is covered with goosebumps.
Tails: Oh, it's freezing in here.
Sonic: Not if anda get up and exercise! Hut, two. Hut, two. Yes, sir. my buns are nice and toasty. [he turns around to tampil two burgers on his butt]
Tails: Oh, Sonic... [Sonic, Tails, and the burgers shiver as a gusty wind blows through again] Oh, how cold does Knuckles keep this place, anyway? [looks at the thermostat to tampil 62°] 62°? Oh, that stubborn enchina! I'm going to start it to a toasty 63. [turns it to 63° but an alarm goes off] Huh?
Knuckles: [hears alarm, bursts down his door] WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT?! [everyone, including Sonic points at Tails]
Tails: [at Sonic] Oh, thanks a-- [Knuckles grabs him oleh the nose]
Sonic: You're welcome, buddy.
Knuckles: Tails, you're always going on about your book club. Read this.
Tails: [reads sign above thermostat] Do not touch thermostat ever. [Knuckles puts the temperature back on 62°]
Knuckles: Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches my thermostat!
Tails: That's totally selfish!
Sonic: Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!
Knuckles: What? [kids are playing ball, flying kites and jumping rope in his front yard of his master emerald] Hey, anda kids get off of my lawn! [He runs out of Sonic's house. Shadow is watching all of this through a straw]
Shadow: That's right. run. For I have found your Achilles heel. Ill freeze anda out of business and I'll do it using your thermostat. [an alarm goes off] What the--? Oh, no. Code red! Abandon ship! [Big sucks him through the straw and into his belly] No matter. In four to six hours, I will have my revenge.
*Later*
Tails: I'm going to go recover from hypothermia.
Sonic: Hippo what-ia? What does that mean?
Knuckles: It means that he's a big fat cry baby
Big: [flushes the toilet and walks to the doors but can't get out] Locked in again. Where's Froggy?
[Rouge arrives]
Rouge: Shadow?
Shadow: That stubborn enchina might keep me from the emeralds, but I'd like to see him fight when I'm done with this place. [turns on sink faucet] Into every life, a little rain must fall. its just business.
[Rouge opens up the freezer]
Shadow: Well, maybe it is personal.
Rouge: [turns down the thermostat to –15°] Oh, Knuckie, I'm touching your thermostat! I'm touching your thermostat!
[cut to malaikat Island where Knuckles is sleeping]
Knuckles: Someone—touching—thermostat.
[cut to selanjutnya hari with Sonic and Tails walking to work]
Tails: I might need to bring a sweater. It's colder than yesterday.
Sonic: That's why I wore mittens. [wearing a sarung tangan on each eyelash] Mm. Toasty!
Tails: Huh? [Sonic's place is frozen]
Knuckles: Morning, boys. [taps the Frozen lock with his key] Lock's a bit sticky this morning. [the key breaks a hole in the Frozen lock. opens doors to see the whole place frozen] Is it cold in here atau is it just me? Well, get to work. [goes into his side of the room]
Sonic: anda got it, Knuckles. [slips and slides all over the place, including into Tails] Pardon me. [Tails slides into Knuckles]
Knuckles: All right, quit clowning around and get to work.
Sonic: Yes, Knucklehead.
Tails: As long as anda turn the heat up.
Knuckles: [points to a paper that says "62°" taped over the actual temperature display] The temperature stays at 62 degrees"
Tails: But there's icicles hanging from the ceiling!
Knuckles: I don't care if Santa Claus and Jack Frost are having ice cream cones. Don't... touch... THE THERMOSTAT!!! [icicles fall down and Sonic and Tails run]
Shadow: [spying through his telescope, while Rouge's house has a sign that says "72° Warm!"] I knew you'd be too stubborn to turn the heat up. Let's see how long anda keep your friends when anda give them the cold shoulder. [everyone are waiting for food but Tails can't pindah with a tray of ice cream in his hand]
Knuckles: Quit your lallygagging and get a pindah on. [Tails slips and falls, tossing the patties off the plate]
Tails: Order up.
Espio: Let's get out of here.
Shadow: Yes, flee that Frozen wasteland. Warmth and joy have left your lives. [his giant telescope looks at Storm walking by] Hey, buddy. anda want to hand the chao zamrud, emerald to me? [Storm runs off screaming] Fine! At least the blue hedgehog's place is deserted. Hey! His friends are coming back. [customers are walking into the Sonic's house with warmer clothes on] I don't understand. What's bringing them back? [Sonic is skating on Frozen patties] What the--?
Knuckles: Just put those patties back when you're done.
Sonic: Can do, Sir Knucklehead a Lot.
Tails: (chuckles) Oh, Sonic.
Sonic: Order up!
Jet: Where's my food? [cupcake enters his mouth] Mm. [other cupcake enter everyone else's mouths]
Big: I want my cupcake!
Sonic: Coming right up, sir. [Sonic hits a patty off of Tails' behind] Sorry, buddy.
[it went to Big's mouth, sending him into the dinding and sliding onto the floor]
Big: Delicious! [everyone cheers]
Amy: Wow, Sonic, that looks like fun. I'll have two cupcakes, but don't make them.
Cream: I'll have two Frozen cupcakes, too.
Cheese: Chao!
Vector: I want Patty skates!
Silver: I want patties, now.
Knuckles: It's beautiful. I'm selling twice as many food and I don't even have to make them. This is the happiest, and most cost-effective hari of my whole life. [hugs all the money as Sonic playfully rolled his eyes]
Shadow: WHAT?! No! How is this possible? I freeze this place solid and he turns it into an ice rink. He's making lebih money than ever.
Rouge: That's because, unlike you, he's a good businessman.
Shadow: Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings.
Rouge: Shadow, I don't understand why anda don't just steal a chaos zamrud, emerald in all that confusion.
Shadow: I'll be right back. [chuckles]
Rouge: I don't know why I encourage him. [inside Sonic's house, people are ice skating, playing hockey and riding the zamboni]
Knuckles: This is fantastic. The local hockey team is paying me to practice here.
Sonic: Coming through! [skates oleh Big, who has his tongue stuck to the pole] Hi, Big.
Big: [mumbles] Hi, Sonic. [Cheese, dressed as a referee, blows his whistle and throws the zamrud, emerald in the air. it hits the ground but slides towards the door]
Hockey Player #1: Where'd the puck go? [Sonic squints his eyes to see Shadow carrying the emerald]
Sonic: Shadow!
Shadow: I did it. I finally got a chaos emerald. [Sonic puts his feet down to block Shadow]
Sonic: Not quite, Shadow. You'll have to get past me, first.
Hockey Player #1: There's the puck. That blue hedgehog guy has it.
Hockey Player #2: Get him. [Sonic tries to scurry but the hockey team tackles him. the other hockey player slapsticks the emerald]
Sonic: You're mine now, Shadow! [emerald flies into his face] anda won't get away with this, Shadow.
Shadow: Sonic. long time, no see. What've anda been up to? How was your weekend?
Sonic: Oh, my weekend was fabulous. Thank anda for asking. Tails and I went flying but I haven't ate my chill dog. So, I tried to buy one from Amy which she did. And then when she talked to me, she swallowed a bug. [laughs] Swallowed a bug.
Shadow: Fascinating. Well, got to go. [takes zamrud, emerald and runs]
Sonic: Hey!
Shadow: Better luck selanjutnya time, Sonic.
Hockey Player #3: There's the puck, eh? Get it.
Shadow: Uh-oh. [runs] Whoa! [Tails skates oleh and dances in a yellow leotard. Sonic skates oleh him, he gets concerned. the hockey team skates oleh him and runs him over]
Sonic: Hold it right there, Buddy! [two hockey players run into Sonic. Shadow tries running away again but gets hit oleh a hockey stick again. Sonic tries to get the zamrud, emerald but is getting hit oleh the hockey team over and over. Tails is getting run over oleh everyone. Shadow gets hit towards the door]
Shadow: Yes, I'm going to make it. [lands in front of the door but when the hockey team and Sonic collide with each other, it sends Shadow and the zamrud, emerald into the air then back down]
Sonic: Got ya, Shadow.
Shadow: On the contrary, It is I who has you. [rides the zamboni]
Sonic: [gasps] The zamboni! [the zamboni runs into him, carrying him along]
Shadow: [laughs maniacally] Run, anda fools. Run! [Shadow manages to take along the entire hockey team, Sonic, Tails and Big on the zamboni] It's working. I'm actually going to get a chaos emerald. [zamboni stops because of a huge pile up at the door] Come on, get out of the way! You're blocking the exit. [zamboni breaks down] No! No! [growls]
Knuckles: I'll take that. [grabs emerald] Brilliant idea to block the exit with your body, Sonic.
Sonic: Um, thank you, Knuckles.
Knuckles: [jumps off the zamboni] anda lose again, Shadow.
Shadow: I'm not giving up yet. Rouge and I still got my secret weapon. [Rouge arrives, grabs Shadow and the zamrud, emerald and jumps on the thermostat with him] The thermostat! [laughs]
Sonic: [gasps softly] The thermostat.
Rouge: That's right. It was us froze your house. [rips off the paper that says "62°" to reveal -15°] See?
Knuckles: [gasps] anda and Shadow gone too far this time, Rouge. anda can pound my friends, try to destroy Sonic's house, but nobody messes with my thermostat. [boxing bel, bell rings as Knuckles hurries over to Rouge but Shadow changes the thermostat to above boiling, making the ice melt. Knuckles drops into the water, then Rouge turns it back to below freezing, which causes Knuckles to freeze, too. The temperature now has -26°, having the numbers mixed up]
Shadow: anda see, Knuckles. anda can't defeat us. [he and Rouge turns the thermostat to hot and cold, making everyone freeze. accidentally lets go of the thermostat when its hot and drops into the water. Knuckles walks up to the thermostat and changes it to freezing to turn them into an ice cube. cut to later in the hari where the ice rink has turned into a swimming pool for customers. Sonic in a tube floats to Knuckles in a reclining chair with a chill dog and limun in a platter]
Sonic: Here's your chill dog and lemonade, Knuckles.
Knuckles: [takes the lemonade, but forgets the chill dog] Thank you, Sonic. [sees Shadow and Rouge in one of the ice cubes] Well, well, if it isn't Shadow and Rouge. anda know, I should thank you. What with the ice rink and now the swimming pool gimmick, I'm making lebih money than I ever did with the old place. Hey, anda two got any lebih good ideas? [takes a sip of his lemonade]
[Shadow and Rouge screaming]
The End!!!!
Tails: Oh, it's freezing in here.
Sonic: Not if anda get up and exercise! Hut, two. Hut, two. Yes, sir. my buns are nice and toasty. [he turns around to tampil two burgers on his butt]
Tails: Oh, Sonic... [Sonic, Tails, and the burgers shiver as a gusty wind blows through again] Oh, how cold does Knuckles keep this place, anyway? [looks at the thermostat to tampil 62°] 62°? Oh, that stubborn enchina! I'm going to start it to a toasty 63. [turns it to 63° but an alarm goes off] Huh?
Knuckles: [hears alarm, bursts down his door] WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT?! [everyone, including Sonic points at Tails]
Tails: [at Sonic] Oh, thanks a-- [Knuckles grabs him oleh the nose]
Sonic: You're welcome, buddy.
Knuckles: Tails, you're always going on about your book club. Read this.
Tails: [reads sign above thermostat] Do not touch thermostat ever. [Knuckles puts the temperature back on 62°]
Knuckles: Heat costs money! There are two ways to get on my bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in my yard, and nobody but me touches my thermostat!
Tails: That's totally selfish!
Sonic: Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing on it right now!
Knuckles: What? [kids are playing ball, flying kites and jumping rope in his front yard of his master emerald] Hey, anda kids get off of my lawn! [He runs out of Sonic's house. Shadow is watching all of this through a straw]
Shadow: That's right. run. For I have found your Achilles heel. Ill freeze anda out of business and I'll do it using your thermostat. [an alarm goes off] What the--? Oh, no. Code red! Abandon ship! [Big sucks him through the straw and into his belly] No matter. In four to six hours, I will have my revenge.
*Later*
Tails: I'm going to go recover from hypothermia.
Sonic: Hippo what-ia? What does that mean?
Knuckles: It means that he's a big fat cry baby
Big: [flushes the toilet and walks to the doors but can't get out] Locked in again. Where's Froggy?
[Rouge arrives]
Rouge: Shadow?
Shadow: That stubborn enchina might keep me from the emeralds, but I'd like to see him fight when I'm done with this place. [turns on sink faucet] Into every life, a little rain must fall. its just business.
[Rouge opens up the freezer]
Shadow: Well, maybe it is personal.
Rouge: [turns down the thermostat to –15°] Oh, Knuckie, I'm touching your thermostat! I'm touching your thermostat!
[cut to malaikat Island where Knuckles is sleeping]
Knuckles: Someone—touching—thermostat.
[cut to selanjutnya hari with Sonic and Tails walking to work]
Tails: I might need to bring a sweater. It's colder than yesterday.
Sonic: That's why I wore mittens. [wearing a sarung tangan on each eyelash] Mm. Toasty!
Tails: Huh? [Sonic's place is frozen]
Knuckles: Morning, boys. [taps the Frozen lock with his key] Lock's a bit sticky this morning. [the key breaks a hole in the Frozen lock. opens doors to see the whole place frozen] Is it cold in here atau is it just me? Well, get to work. [goes into his side of the room]
Sonic: anda got it, Knuckles. [slips and slides all over the place, including into Tails] Pardon me. [Tails slides into Knuckles]
Knuckles: All right, quit clowning around and get to work.
Sonic: Yes, Knucklehead.
Tails: As long as anda turn the heat up.
Knuckles: [points to a paper that says "62°" taped over the actual temperature display] The temperature stays at 62 degrees"
Tails: But there's icicles hanging from the ceiling!
Knuckles: I don't care if Santa Claus and Jack Frost are having ice cream cones. Don't... touch... THE THERMOSTAT!!! [icicles fall down and Sonic and Tails run]
Shadow: [spying through his telescope, while Rouge's house has a sign that says "72° Warm!"] I knew you'd be too stubborn to turn the heat up. Let's see how long anda keep your friends when anda give them the cold shoulder. [everyone are waiting for food but Tails can't pindah with a tray of ice cream in his hand]
Knuckles: Quit your lallygagging and get a pindah on. [Tails slips and falls, tossing the patties off the plate]
Tails: Order up.
Espio: Let's get out of here.
Shadow: Yes, flee that Frozen wasteland. Warmth and joy have left your lives. [his giant telescope looks at Storm walking by] Hey, buddy. anda want to hand the chao zamrud, emerald to me? [Storm runs off screaming] Fine! At least the blue hedgehog's place is deserted. Hey! His friends are coming back. [customers are walking into the Sonic's house with warmer clothes on] I don't understand. What's bringing them back? [Sonic is skating on Frozen patties] What the--?
Knuckles: Just put those patties back when you're done.
Sonic: Can do, Sir Knucklehead a Lot.
Tails: (chuckles) Oh, Sonic.
Sonic: Order up!
Jet: Where's my food? [cupcake enters his mouth] Mm. [other cupcake enter everyone else's mouths]
Big: I want my cupcake!
Sonic: Coming right up, sir. [Sonic hits a patty off of Tails' behind] Sorry, buddy.
[it went to Big's mouth, sending him into the dinding and sliding onto the floor]
Big: Delicious! [everyone cheers]
Amy: Wow, Sonic, that looks like fun. I'll have two cupcakes, but don't make them.
Cream: I'll have two Frozen cupcakes, too.
Cheese: Chao!
Vector: I want Patty skates!
Silver: I want patties, now.
Knuckles: It's beautiful. I'm selling twice as many food and I don't even have to make them. This is the happiest, and most cost-effective hari of my whole life. [hugs all the money as Sonic playfully rolled his eyes]
Shadow: WHAT?! No! How is this possible? I freeze this place solid and he turns it into an ice rink. He's making lebih money than ever.
Rouge: That's because, unlike you, he's a good businessman.
Shadow: Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings.
Rouge: Shadow, I don't understand why anda don't just steal a chaos zamrud, emerald in all that confusion.
Shadow: I'll be right back. [chuckles]
Rouge: I don't know why I encourage him. [inside Sonic's house, people are ice skating, playing hockey and riding the zamboni]
Knuckles: This is fantastic. The local hockey team is paying me to practice here.
Sonic: Coming through! [skates oleh Big, who has his tongue stuck to the pole] Hi, Big.
Big: [mumbles] Hi, Sonic. [Cheese, dressed as a referee, blows his whistle and throws the zamrud, emerald in the air. it hits the ground but slides towards the door]
Hockey Player #1: Where'd the puck go? [Sonic squints his eyes to see Shadow carrying the emerald]
Sonic: Shadow!
Shadow: I did it. I finally got a chaos emerald. [Sonic puts his feet down to block Shadow]
Sonic: Not quite, Shadow. You'll have to get past me, first.
Hockey Player #1: There's the puck. That blue hedgehog guy has it.
Hockey Player #2: Get him. [Sonic tries to scurry but the hockey team tackles him. the other hockey player slapsticks the emerald]
Sonic: You're mine now, Shadow! [emerald flies into his face] anda won't get away with this, Shadow.
Shadow: Sonic. long time, no see. What've anda been up to? How was your weekend?
Sonic: Oh, my weekend was fabulous. Thank anda for asking. Tails and I went flying but I haven't ate my chill dog. So, I tried to buy one from Amy which she did. And then when she talked to me, she swallowed a bug. [laughs] Swallowed a bug.
Shadow: Fascinating. Well, got to go. [takes zamrud, emerald and runs]
Sonic: Hey!
Shadow: Better luck selanjutnya time, Sonic.
Hockey Player #3: There's the puck, eh? Get it.
Shadow: Uh-oh. [runs] Whoa! [Tails skates oleh and dances in a yellow leotard. Sonic skates oleh him, he gets concerned. the hockey team skates oleh him and runs him over]
Sonic: Hold it right there, Buddy! [two hockey players run into Sonic. Shadow tries running away again but gets hit oleh a hockey stick again. Sonic tries to get the zamrud, emerald but is getting hit oleh the hockey team over and over. Tails is getting run over oleh everyone. Shadow gets hit towards the door]
Shadow: Yes, I'm going to make it. [lands in front of the door but when the hockey team and Sonic collide with each other, it sends Shadow and the zamrud, emerald into the air then back down]
Sonic: Got ya, Shadow.
Shadow: On the contrary, It is I who has you. [rides the zamboni]
Sonic: [gasps] The zamboni! [the zamboni runs into him, carrying him along]
Shadow: [laughs maniacally] Run, anda fools. Run! [Shadow manages to take along the entire hockey team, Sonic, Tails and Big on the zamboni] It's working. I'm actually going to get a chaos emerald. [zamboni stops because of a huge pile up at the door] Come on, get out of the way! You're blocking the exit. [zamboni breaks down] No! No! [growls]
Knuckles: I'll take that. [grabs emerald] Brilliant idea to block the exit with your body, Sonic.
Sonic: Um, thank you, Knuckles.
Knuckles: [jumps off the zamboni] anda lose again, Shadow.
Shadow: I'm not giving up yet. Rouge and I still got my secret weapon. [Rouge arrives, grabs Shadow and the zamrud, emerald and jumps on the thermostat with him] The thermostat! [laughs]
Sonic: [gasps softly] The thermostat.
Rouge: That's right. It was us froze your house. [rips off the paper that says "62°" to reveal -15°] See?
Knuckles: [gasps] anda and Shadow gone too far this time, Rouge. anda can pound my friends, try to destroy Sonic's house, but nobody messes with my thermostat. [boxing bel, bell rings as Knuckles hurries over to Rouge but Shadow changes the thermostat to above boiling, making the ice melt. Knuckles drops into the water, then Rouge turns it back to below freezing, which causes Knuckles to freeze, too. The temperature now has -26°, having the numbers mixed up]
Shadow: anda see, Knuckles. anda can't defeat us. [he and Rouge turns the thermostat to hot and cold, making everyone freeze. accidentally lets go of the thermostat when its hot and drops into the water. Knuckles walks up to the thermostat and changes it to freezing to turn them into an ice cube. cut to later in the hari where the ice rink has turned into a swimming pool for customers. Sonic in a tube floats to Knuckles in a reclining chair with a chill dog and limun in a platter]
Sonic: Here's your chill dog and lemonade, Knuckles.
Knuckles: [takes the lemonade, but forgets the chill dog] Thank you, Sonic. [sees Shadow and Rouge in one of the ice cubes] Well, well, if it isn't Shadow and Rouge. anda know, I should thank you. What with the ice rink and now the swimming pool gimmick, I'm making lebih money than I ever did with the old place. Hey, anda two got any lebih good ideas? [takes a sip of his lemonade]
[Shadow and Rouge screaming]
The End!!!!
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