(WARNING: Cussing is in this article, so be cautious of that. If swearing turns anda off, then please leave now.)
anda know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.
And although there's those things we're glad never came back....
That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, anda can't have everything! Where would anda put it?
Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people off oleh getting rid of elements of the franchise that we really liked, and it makes me want to scream out-
SEGA, YOU'RE DESPICABLE! (Daffy bebek for the fucking win.)
And that's what brought me to making this list. So, without further ado, get your popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else anda have with you, because WE'RE COUNTING DOWN.....
The puncak, atas 5 Things I Want Back In The Sonic Series!
#5. Mighty The Armadillo.
Quoting my Crushing The Classics article, WHY TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL DETAILED CHARACTER AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM!?
Yes, at #5 we have everyone's favorit armadillo, Mighty.
Seriously though, (Get ready to hear that a lot.) Why did Mighty vanish into obscurity? Dare I say it, he was one of the better members of the Chaotix!
And I swear the membagi, split SUPERSONIC detik the Chaotix game was released, Mighty completely disappeared. Fast. Like a bowling ball off of a pencakar langit fast.
He was cool, strong, had a great personality, and had so much potential! So why'd they get rid of him? The only logical answer to this situation is......
ALIENS TEMPTED SEGA TO GET RID OF MIGHTY atau THEY WILL BURN SEGA WITH THEIR TESLA meriam OF DOOM AND-
I have no idea why. It's a mystery that'll probably never be solved.
#4. The Super Emeralds And The Master Emerald.
Let's take a trip down memory lane. In the third Sonic game, Knuckles' duty was to protect this massive power sumber known as the Master Emerald. Also in that game were the super emeralds, which could be obtained oleh beating even FUCKING HARDER SPECIAL STAGES.
Sorry, I got terrible flashbacks of the genesis special stages...
But basic idea, WHY'D THEY GO? IT WAS SO EPIC HAVING SUPER EMERALDS AND THE MASTER EMERALD, BUT THEY WERE JUST THROWN IN THE TRASH NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!
Maybe it's because they wanted the normal Chaos Emeralds to seem lebih epic, but still! anda just gotta cinta those massive gems for being so powerful!
Also, this entry is a foreshadowing to the number one spot on this list. Just saying.
#3. Emerl.
ALMOTHERFUCKINRIGHTYO, so in Sonic Battle for the GBA there was a legendary robot that if tampered with carelessly, could destroy the entire world. This ancient being is one of the most devastating weapons ever created, and should never be messed with at a-
Yep. That's Emerl for you. But hey, anda know what they say, never judge a book oleh it's cover! :D
atau THEY WILL HUNT anda DOWN......
This robot also happens to be one of my favorit characters in the entire series, it's just so cool!
It also has the ability to copy it's opponent and do anything the foe did, no matter WHAT THE FUCK it is.
ITZ LIKEEE MEGERMAN! ^____^
For lebih info on Emerl, play the game Sonic Battle! Buy your copy today for only $100,952,634,772,908,402 Dollars! :D
anda can use your lunch money, I don't know. :P
#2. The Spring Yard Zone.
Seriously, this zone has got to make a comeback.
Spring Yard Zone: Why don't anda get a LIFE!? >:D
Me: NOT THAT KIND OF COMEBACK! >.<
Seriously though, (What'd I tell ya. -___-) I really like the Spring Yard Zone. It's probably the most unique stage in the series, at least in my opinion.
It had epic music, a ton of bouncy springs, an avant-garde level design, great structure, and LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTS! ^___^
Because points are awesome, right?
.....
Of course, you're right. I mean, what kind of 14 tahun old nerd would cinta points these days....
*Cries*
Also, as stupid as the boss was, anda have to admit it, THE BOSS WAS EPIC AS SHIT.
Seriously, out of almost EVERY single boss in the entire Sonic series, we've never had a boss that anda HAD to beat in a time limit, at least out of the normal fights. And I don't mean an actual time with a counter, I'm talking if anda had to beat the boss in a certain amount of time.
This boss literally RIPS OFF the platforms anda stand on, and you're dead if anda take too long.
That. Is. EPIC.
In conclusion, I cinta the Spring Yard Zone. From it's colorful and pinball-like graphics to it's awesome theme, anda just have to cinta it. I really do hope this stage gets remade someday. In the meantime....
Me: *Refreshing the Sega page every 2 seconds* COME ON! >.<
#1. Hyper Sonic.
anda SAW THIS ONE COMING, DIDN'T YOU!? Yes, at number 1, we have the MOST EPIC GODDAMN FORM IN ANY GAME SERIES TO DATE.
SUPER SAIYEN 4? WHAT HENTAI WAS THAT!? >:D
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT TO LOVE! HE GETS A pelangi COLOR PALLETE SWAP, anda HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE ELEMENTAL SHIELDS, YOU'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE, AND anda GO SO GODDAMN FAST anda CAN SEE THE HOLOGRAMS OF SONIC BEHIND HIM!
I'M SORRY FOR FANBOYING HERE, BUT WHY DID SEGA HAVE TO ONLY PUT THIS AWESOME NEW FORM IN ONLY ONE GAME!?
That's like putting the api bunga in only one Mario game, it's retarded. -___-
I can't stress this enough, Hyper Sonic shouldn't just "Should" return, IT FUCKING HAS TO.
And I have to say, after all these Sonic games, Super Sonic just doesn't cut it anymore. I mean hell, he's been in over 10 Sonic games already, why NOT put Hyper Sonic back in?
Wait.... I have an idea! SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN PUTTING IN HYPER SONIC!
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? :D
........
Comments: *Stabs me in the heart*
(Hey there! I hope anda enjoyed the first installment in the Super Sonic Mega Marathon Month! Come back every week for more! For lebih info on this special event, check out my last artikel in this club. Thanks for reading, and until selanjutnya time! :D)
(FUN FACT: The word I berkata earlier is pronounced "All/Mother/Fuckin/Righty/O" For the people who were wondering. Not that anyone really was wondering... XD)
anda know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.
And although there's those things we're glad never came back....
That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, anda can't have everything! Where would anda put it?
Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people off oleh getting rid of elements of the franchise that we really liked, and it makes me want to scream out-
SEGA, YOU'RE DESPICABLE! (Daffy bebek for the fucking win.)
And that's what brought me to making this list. So, without further ado, get your popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else anda have with you, because WE'RE COUNTING DOWN.....
The puncak, atas 5 Things I Want Back In The Sonic Series!
#5. Mighty The Armadillo.
Quoting my Crushing The Classics article, WHY TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL DETAILED CHARACTER AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM!?
Yes, at #5 we have everyone's favorit armadillo, Mighty.
Seriously though, (Get ready to hear that a lot.) Why did Mighty vanish into obscurity? Dare I say it, he was one of the better members of the Chaotix!
And I swear the membagi, split SUPERSONIC detik the Chaotix game was released, Mighty completely disappeared. Fast. Like a bowling ball off of a pencakar langit fast.
He was cool, strong, had a great personality, and had so much potential! So why'd they get rid of him? The only logical answer to this situation is......
ALIENS TEMPTED SEGA TO GET RID OF MIGHTY atau THEY WILL BURN SEGA WITH THEIR TESLA meriam OF DOOM AND-
I have no idea why. It's a mystery that'll probably never be solved.
#4. The Super Emeralds And The Master Emerald.
Let's take a trip down memory lane. In the third Sonic game, Knuckles' duty was to protect this massive power sumber known as the Master Emerald. Also in that game were the super emeralds, which could be obtained oleh beating even FUCKING HARDER SPECIAL STAGES.
Sorry, I got terrible flashbacks of the genesis special stages...
But basic idea, WHY'D THEY GO? IT WAS SO EPIC HAVING SUPER EMERALDS AND THE MASTER EMERALD, BUT THEY WERE JUST THROWN IN THE TRASH NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!
Maybe it's because they wanted the normal Chaos Emeralds to seem lebih epic, but still! anda just gotta cinta those massive gems for being so powerful!
Also, this entry is a foreshadowing to the number one spot on this list. Just saying.
#3. Emerl.
ALMOTHERFUCKINRIGHTYO, so in Sonic Battle for the GBA there was a legendary robot that if tampered with carelessly, could destroy the entire world. This ancient being is one of the most devastating weapons ever created, and should never be messed with at a-
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO LOOK SO FUCKING CUTE!?
Yep. That's Emerl for you. But hey, anda know what they say, never judge a book oleh it's cover! :D
atau THEY WILL HUNT anda DOWN......
This robot also happens to be one of my favorit characters in the entire series, it's just so cool!
It also has the ability to copy it's opponent and do anything the foe did, no matter WHAT THE FUCK it is.
ITZ LIKEEE MEGERMAN! ^____^
For lebih info on Emerl, play the game Sonic Battle! Buy your copy today for only $100,952,634,772,908,402 Dollars! :D
anda can use your lunch money, I don't know. :P
#2. The Spring Yard Zone.
Seriously, this zone has got to make a comeback.
Spring Yard Zone: Why don't anda get a LIFE!? >:D
Me: NOT THAT KIND OF COMEBACK! >.<
Seriously though, (What'd I tell ya. -___-) I really like the Spring Yard Zone. It's probably the most unique stage in the series, at least in my opinion.
It had epic music, a ton of bouncy springs, an avant-garde level design, great structure, and LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTS! ^___^
Because points are awesome, right?
.....
Of course, you're right. I mean, what kind of 14 tahun old nerd would cinta points these days....
*Cries*
Also, as stupid as the boss was, anda have to admit it, THE BOSS WAS EPIC AS SHIT.
Seriously, out of almost EVERY single boss in the entire Sonic series, we've never had a boss that anda HAD to beat in a time limit, at least out of the normal fights. And I don't mean an actual time with a counter, I'm talking if anda had to beat the boss in a certain amount of time.
This boss literally RIPS OFF the platforms anda stand on, and you're dead if anda take too long.
That. Is. EPIC.
In conclusion, I cinta the Spring Yard Zone. From it's colorful and pinball-like graphics to it's awesome theme, anda just have to cinta it. I really do hope this stage gets remade someday. In the meantime....
Me: *Refreshing the Sega page every 2 seconds* COME ON! >.<
#1. Hyper Sonic.
anda SAW THIS ONE COMING, DIDN'T YOU!? Yes, at number 1, we have the MOST EPIC GODDAMN FORM IN ANY GAME SERIES TO DATE.
SUPER SAIYEN 4? WHAT HENTAI WAS THAT!? >:D
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT TO LOVE! HE GETS A pelangi COLOR PALLETE SWAP, anda HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE ELEMENTAL SHIELDS, YOU'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE, AND anda GO SO GODDAMN FAST anda CAN SEE THE HOLOGRAMS OF SONIC BEHIND HIM!
I'M SORRY FOR FANBOYING HERE, BUT WHY DID SEGA HAVE TO ONLY PUT THIS AWESOME NEW FORM IN ONLY ONE GAME!?
That's like putting the api bunga in only one Mario game, it's retarded. -___-
I can't stress this enough, Hyper Sonic shouldn't just "Should" return, IT FUCKING HAS TO.
And I have to say, after all these Sonic games, Super Sonic just doesn't cut it anymore. I mean hell, he's been in over 10 Sonic games already, why NOT put Hyper Sonic back in?
Wait.... I have an idea! SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN PUTTING IN HYPER SONIC!
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? :D
........
Comments: *Stabs me in the heart*
(Hey there! I hope anda enjoyed the first installment in the Super Sonic Mega Marathon Month! Come back every week for more! For lebih info on this special event, check out my last artikel in this club. Thanks for reading, and until selanjutnya time! :D)
(FUN FACT: The word I berkata earlier is pronounced "All/Mother/Fuckin/Righty/O" For the people who were wondering. Not that anyone really was wondering... XD)
He comes running
Not ingnoring what really means for him
All bad feelings go away
When this hero is on his way
lebih than a knight
Is like he has fallen from the sky
He's a hero and I always ask myself why
He's free spirit
The perfect lyric
He's the bravest person I've ever met before
He's a hero
Not a faker, atau a zero
He's real, he's kind
He's loyal, he's nice
He never gives up
Even if the road is long
Because he is Sonic the Hedgehog
The speedest creature of the world!
Not ingnoring what really means for him
All bad feelings go away
When this hero is on his way
lebih than a knight
Is like he has fallen from the sky
He's a hero and I always ask myself why
He's free spirit
The perfect lyric
He's the bravest person I've ever met before
He's a hero
Not a faker, atau a zero
He's real, he's kind
He's loyal, he's nice
He never gives up
Even if the road is long
Because he is Sonic the Hedgehog
The speedest creature of the world!
1. Amy loves sonic.
2. They only have one "moment" where Amy hugs Shadow and Amy says afterwards "You're not Sonic! You're that other hedgehog!"
3. Shadow is all angry and emo. Amy is all nice and friendly.
4. Shadow is not Amy's type.
5. When they're together, it's like putting a positive charge with a positive charge. In other words, they repel each other.
6. A lot of gambar tampil silver as a descendant of Shadow and Amy. There is a way for that to be true without Shadow and Amy being a couple!(kids and grandkids)
2. They only have one "moment" where Amy hugs Shadow and Amy says afterwards "You're not Sonic! You're that other hedgehog!"
3. Shadow is all angry and emo. Amy is all nice and friendly.
4. Shadow is not Amy's type.
5. When they're together, it's like putting a positive charge with a positive charge. In other words, they repel each other.
6. A lot of gambar tampil silver as a descendant of Shadow and Amy. There is a way for that to be true without Shadow and Amy being a couple!(kids and grandkids)
1.Rouge likes Knuckles
2.Shadow is a loner
3.Rouge is lebih of a golddigger, Shadow just wants revenge, I don't see that as a couple.
4.Rouge is a bit of a traitor, because she was giving information to the government about Shadow(sonic adventure 2)
5.In Sonic heroes, at the final cutscene, she just left Team Dark to go after the Master Emerald
6.Shadow is too cool for Rouge! XD
7.If Shadow was to end up with anyone, it would either be a fancharacter atau Lein-da(in my opinion)
8.If Rouge really loved Shadow, she wouldn't be fighting with Julie-su over Knux all the time!
2.Shadow is a loner
3.Rouge is lebih of a golddigger, Shadow just wants revenge, I don't see that as a couple.
4.Rouge is a bit of a traitor, because she was giving information to the government about Shadow(sonic adventure 2)
5.In Sonic heroes, at the final cutscene, she just left Team Dark to go after the Master Emerald
6.Shadow is too cool for Rouge! XD
7.If Shadow was to end up with anyone, it would either be a fancharacter atau Lein-da(in my opinion)
8.If Rouge really loved Shadow, she wouldn't be fighting with Julie-su over Knux all the time!
Three dark figures stand motionless when finally the final adjustment to their wiring is made...Silence occurred. Suddenly the three figures became stable and the one on the right glowed red, the one on the let glowed green, and the one in the middle glowed blue.
Yes! My inventions are completed! Ho ho ha ha! Now my plan shall come into place! The Eggman Empire will soon come to be! Mwahahahahahaha!...
ash & sonic`s house 8:30 am
ah awakes to a beuatiful sunnny morning.she turns over to say good morning to sonic but realizes he`s not there.instead she finds a note & a rose she picks up the letter & begins to read it.it`s in sonics handwriting.
sonic-good morning sweetheart!i have somthing planned for the 2 of us.as you`ve already noticed
i`m not on the other side.but i have a scavenger hunt planned for u.below you`ll see a daftar of 7 destinations.at the end ouf each destination you`ll find another rose & letter.when anda get to your last destination i`ll be there waiting for you.so get ready,eat breakfast & valintine`s day
ash-awww,that`s so romantic,& elaborate.(so she got up did her morning duties & headed out to macdonald`s for breakfast.
ah awakes to a beuatiful sunnny morning.she turns over to say good morning to sonic but realizes he`s not there.instead she finds a note & a rose she picks up the letter & begins to read it.it`s in sonics handwriting.
sonic-good morning sweetheart!i have somthing planned for the 2 of us.as you`ve already noticed
i`m not on the other side.but i have a scavenger hunt planned for u.below you`ll see a daftar of 7 destinations.at the end ouf each destination you`ll find another rose & letter.when anda get to your last destination i`ll be there waiting for you.so get ready,eat breakfast & valintine`s day
ash-awww,that`s so romantic,& elaborate.(so she got up did her morning duties & headed out to macdonald`s for breakfast.
