Keep in mind this is opinionated. Do not go and spew your hate all over this artikel just because anda don't agree with something. If anda want to post your opinion in the comments, then please, do so- But don't try and change mine please, because guess what?
These are my opinions and you're sure as hell not fucking changing them.
Anyway, let's get to it.
>CUSSING
Yeah... Personally I don't give two shits about cussing, as anda probably would have noticed. If anda ask me, in a public roleplay, cussing should be allowed so long as you're not outright fucking attacking another character. (Unless all involved have decided that it's okay, of course.)
In private roleplays, between two people, then I think if one person doesn't like cussing, then keep it to a minimum and censor it when anda do use cusses.
But really it just depends on who you're talking to. In terms of cussing, it really depends on the situation it's used in.
Oh yeah, and also try not to swear every detik fucking word. Once ever couple of sentences is enough, and when you've typed 'fuck' that many times, it just gets tedious to read. So just don't do that and we'll be fine, k?
>PR0N
Aha. Yeah. Good old porn. If anda want to do a porn rp with someone, then keep it off the fucking public parts of the site. We get that anda have your sick little fetishes, but we'd all really appreciate it if anda stopped rubbing our noses in it.
Yes, that includes you, insane yaoi fangirls. We really don't need the details anda provide for us. We don't need to know exactly where his sweat falls as he takes his lover's co-
Okay I'll stop now I promise.
So for sex, I always just say keep it private. If anda want to sex rp with someone, let them know and get their thoughts on it before going and spewing your tentacle-boners all over the poor dear.
But oleh all means, sex rp if anda want to. So long as I don't have to see it, then we're cool.
>GORE
Also known as buckets of blood.
Personally I don't get the big deal over gore. It's just some blood, some guts. Sure, some people get squeamish, but fuck 'em, if they're not braced for as least soft-core gore then they need to get off the damn internet.
That having been berkata I don't exactly understand this pressing NEED to roleplay guts and gore all the time. Sure, every now and then it's fun, but in every fucking rp? It gets boring, and you're gonna run out of weapons eventually.
So yeah, while I adore a good, detailed death scene, not everyone does and I can get that. So at the very least if you're doing some hardcore death, give a little warning.
*scampers off to go write about people dying bwahahahahaaaaaaa~*
>SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
Again it really depends on how hardcore you're getting. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, that's cool oleh me. Just don't overdo it, because guess what? I don't actually like your ship and, as any completely platonic, asexual girl, sex and sexually explicit stuff just really fucking grosses me out. I mean anda look at this shit and it's just disgusting.
Dirty jokes, I think, oleh all means. They're often actually pretty funny, even oleh my asexual standards.
Just don't start groping acak people, okay? Keep that for the private rps.
>CHARACTERS
Some people don't accept certain types of characters into their roleplays. Like Tak with demons. While that opinion (not just Tak's, exclusion of certain characters in general) is often reasonable, I just find it kind of cruel to discriminate against a character just because of a trait they happen to have.
But I hasten to add here- I really don't give a shit.
And true to not giving a shit, I say, anything short of Mary-Sue-El-Freakzoid, I'm fine with. You're a fallen angel? That's fine, bro. Dragons, demons, vampires, other unholy creatures? Dude, I'm a nihilist who looks over that kinda stuff when I get bored. oleh all means, bro, stick it anywhere. It's not offensive.
Although, I will say now, if anda don't like a character based on certain traits and you're not involved in a public roleplay with that character, then don't gabung in just to hate that character. Common decency, people, I'd like to think we have a scrape of it.
>AUS/CANON
Not every roleplay anda ever have is going to be canon in your character's story. Make sure everyone involved understands that, so that anda all know what's actually going on.
>GRAMMAR
I'm putting this one here because it's important to me, at least. In long, I like good grammar. If anda typo ever now and then it's cool, I understand that. So long as anda read over your shit before anda send it to me at least a little bit, and I'll be happy. I usually type and roleplay with perfect grammar, atau at least, when I'm being serious about something. (You can almost always tell when I'm kidding just from how I've written something.)
Point is, we're human, we make mistakes and I understand that. Just try and minimize those mistakes. If you're going to tipe lyk dis n stff thn rly jst dnt evn bdder tlkng 2 me.
In short, LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH BEFORE anda TALK TO ME.
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Other opinions and komentar are welcome. C:
These are my opinions and you're sure as hell not fucking changing them.
Anyway, let's get to it.
>CUSSING
Yeah... Personally I don't give two shits about cussing, as anda probably would have noticed. If anda ask me, in a public roleplay, cussing should be allowed so long as you're not outright fucking attacking another character. (Unless all involved have decided that it's okay, of course.)
In private roleplays, between two people, then I think if one person doesn't like cussing, then keep it to a minimum and censor it when anda do use cusses.
But really it just depends on who you're talking to. In terms of cussing, it really depends on the situation it's used in.
Oh yeah, and also try not to swear every detik fucking word. Once ever couple of sentences is enough, and when you've typed 'fuck' that many times, it just gets tedious to read. So just don't do that and we'll be fine, k?
>PR0N
Aha. Yeah. Good old porn. If anda want to do a porn rp with someone, then keep it off the fucking public parts of the site. We get that anda have your sick little fetishes, but we'd all really appreciate it if anda stopped rubbing our noses in it.
Yes, that includes you, insane yaoi fangirls. We really don't need the details anda provide for us. We don't need to know exactly where his sweat falls as he takes his lover's co-
Okay I'll stop now I promise.
So for sex, I always just say keep it private. If anda want to sex rp with someone, let them know and get their thoughts on it before going and spewing your tentacle-boners all over the poor dear.
But oleh all means, sex rp if anda want to. So long as I don't have to see it, then we're cool.
>GORE
Also known as buckets of blood.
Personally I don't get the big deal over gore. It's just some blood, some guts. Sure, some people get squeamish, but fuck 'em, if they're not braced for as least soft-core gore then they need to get off the damn internet.
That having been berkata I don't exactly understand this pressing NEED to roleplay guts and gore all the time. Sure, every now and then it's fun, but in every fucking rp? It gets boring, and you're gonna run out of weapons eventually.
So yeah, while I adore a good, detailed death scene, not everyone does and I can get that. So at the very least if you're doing some hardcore death, give a little warning.
*scampers off to go write about people dying bwahahahahaaaaaaa~*
>SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
Again it really depends on how hardcore you're getting. A kiss, a cuddle, whatever, that's cool oleh me. Just don't overdo it, because guess what? I don't actually like your ship and, as any completely platonic, asexual girl, sex and sexually explicit stuff just really fucking grosses me out. I mean anda look at this shit and it's just disgusting.
Dirty jokes, I think, oleh all means. They're often actually pretty funny, even oleh my asexual standards.
Just don't start groping acak people, okay? Keep that for the private rps.
>CHARACTERS
Some people don't accept certain types of characters into their roleplays. Like Tak with demons. While that opinion (not just Tak's, exclusion of certain characters in general) is often reasonable, I just find it kind of cruel to discriminate against a character just because of a trait they happen to have.
But I hasten to add here- I really don't give a shit.
And true to not giving a shit, I say, anything short of Mary-Sue-El-Freakzoid, I'm fine with. You're a fallen angel? That's fine, bro. Dragons, demons, vampires, other unholy creatures? Dude, I'm a nihilist who looks over that kinda stuff when I get bored. oleh all means, bro, stick it anywhere. It's not offensive.
Although, I will say now, if anda don't like a character based on certain traits and you're not involved in a public roleplay with that character, then don't gabung in just to hate that character. Common decency, people, I'd like to think we have a scrape of it.
>AUS/CANON
Not every roleplay anda ever have is going to be canon in your character's story. Make sure everyone involved understands that, so that anda all know what's actually going on.
>GRAMMAR
I'm putting this one here because it's important to me, at least. In long, I like good grammar. If anda typo ever now and then it's cool, I understand that. So long as anda read over your shit before anda send it to me at least a little bit, and I'll be happy. I usually type and roleplay with perfect grammar, atau at least, when I'm being serious about something. (You can almost always tell when I'm kidding just from how I've written something.)
Point is, we're human, we make mistakes and I understand that. Just try and minimize those mistakes. If you're going to tipe lyk dis n stff thn rly jst dnt evn bdder tlkng 2 me.
In short, LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH BEFORE anda TALK TO ME.
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Other opinions and komentar are welcome. C:
Memorandum: Re: St. Christoph's Square
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE membaca DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do anda REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE membaca DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do anda REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
My first story, so, if anda wanna make suggestions, post of a forum ill make in a bit.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and anjing yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and anjing yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
Once upon a time, Tydus, Torren, Mef and Zanehorn were in the magical land of kacang mentega when Zanehorn had an idea.
'LETS ALL WEAR kacang mentega =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the kacang mentega and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only kacang mentega on while Torren and Mef threw cokelat at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated oleh a kacang demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' berkata Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
'LETS ALL WEAR kacang mentega =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the kacang mentega and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only kacang mentega on while Torren and Mef threw cokelat at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated oleh a kacang demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' berkata Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
Neptun frowned at the bottom of the sea, hating the Old One.
He was cursed to be confined to the sea, all because the Old One was afraid.
Neptun was at the bottom of the sea because he was in cinta with his sister Siria. The Old One knew it was mutual, and knew of a prophecy saying a newborn from the Few would overthrow him, and seperated the two.
"SIRIA! WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!"
He received no news at the bottom of the sea, and had no knowledge that his Mother was with child.
So he was determined that the child that overthrew the Old One would be his and Siria's.
Neptun was near ready for bed, when he saw a sword appear before him. Followed oleh a vision.
(pretend this is italics) Neptun drove the sword victoriously through the Pyramis of the Old One.
He saw his life as he desired it.
With Siria.
(nu longer italics)
"Yes," berkata Neptun. "This is what I desire."
Neptun grabbed the sword and swam to his kastil, castle to prepare.
He was cursed to be confined to the sea, all because the Old One was afraid.
Neptun was at the bottom of the sea because he was in cinta with his sister Siria. The Old One knew it was mutual, and knew of a prophecy saying a newborn from the Few would overthrow him, and seperated the two.
"SIRIA! WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!"
He received no news at the bottom of the sea, and had no knowledge that his Mother was with child.
So he was determined that the child that overthrew the Old One would be his and Siria's.
Neptun was near ready for bed, when he saw a sword appear before him. Followed oleh a vision.
(pretend this is italics) Neptun drove the sword victoriously through the Pyramis of the Old One.
He saw his life as he desired it.
With Siria.
(nu longer italics)
"Yes," berkata Neptun. "This is what I desire."
Neptun grabbed the sword and swam to his kastil, castle to prepare.
