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posted by Bluekait
Sara looks at the couple. Mab resting her head on Neville's shoulder and he is petting her hair. "See? They look like they are made for each other? That is what anda and Ron are going to look like and anda guys are going to do it in a private hidden room somewhere here in Hogwarts!" I told her. We got up. I told her my goodbyes and I went to find Professor Black. I need to talk to her. But I found her lip-locking Snape, in a way a student should not have seen. I was digusted. Why? Get a room. Students don't want anda guys doing it in mid-hallway! I thought. But who cares. I saw Seamus talking to Ellie. Seamus keeps telling me ( we have astrologi together ) how much he likes Ellie and stuff. He worries if Ellie doesn't feel the same way. Geesh, ask her out already!

I ran into Alec. "Hey, my little black bunga is here!" Alec said, as he scooped me up. I barely spoked to him since the War started. "Hi Alec," I replied. He kissed me, which sends me into a deep fantasi of fresh flowers, a private hut and a beautiful scenery. I giggled. He carried me to the Hufflepuff Common Room entry way and we got in there. We fell asleep on the couch. THUD Suddenly I woke up. Alec wasn't there with me. I got off the couch, out of the Common Room and ran down the stairs into the Dining Hall. As I was running down the hallway, I swear I saw Demi and Draco doing it, ciuman all over. Like I said, GET A ROOM. They were really getting in there. IT'S in there. Yuck.

I made it to the Dinnig Hall and got my wand out. "Lumos!" I saw something there. It was fast. I couldn't make out the shape. WHOOSH There it goes again. I dropped my wand and the light went out. I felt a sharp pain in my thigh. I blacked out.
posted by ProfSnape
    It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
    The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked oleh a human figure, who was hanging to a sapu with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...
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Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's artikel 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was berkata slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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posted by Snape96
There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are anda okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once anda let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, anda always shine in your hair. What shampoo do anda use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, anda flew so well before, anda really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new berwarna merah muda, merah muda robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
posted by Bluekait
Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do anda want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if anda go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make kittens good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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