Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do anda feel about Snape?
2.    How do anda feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did anda choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying anda already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind anda of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...