Song: link
Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of anda are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got
Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences
Orion: Followed oleh
Adventures Of Thomas & friends - Rated TV-Y7
On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Orion: And..
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Orion: Enjoy the shows folks!
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 1: New Worker
Cheyenne, July 26, 1950
Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all anda have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let anda know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *waiting for signal*
Snowflake: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Alright, once I pull this lever, we'll get the wheels moving, and we're outta here. *pulls lever*
The wheels moved, but Hawkeye's train didn't go anywhere
Hawkeye: Come on. You're made to pull this!
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: Alright. Now we're moving.
Coffee Creme: Can I stop?
Hawkeye: Sure. Now get to the right side of the cab, and look out for anything that could get in our way. We don't want that happening.
Coffee Creme: So how far is L.P from here?
Hawkeye: I'd say about 200 miles. We only have to go as far as Denver. When we get there, another crew will take over, and we'll take control of another train.
Coffee Creme: Does it say which one?
Hawkeye: It says a train with diesels.
Coffee Creme: Well, that's very helpful. Surely the engine must have a number.
Hawkeye: It does, and don't call me shirley.
Coffee Creme: What number is it?
Hawkeye: Doesn't say. It must be lost from it's owner.
Soon, the two ponies arrived at Denver. Another train pulled oleh diesels stopped on the other side of the platform
Hawkeye: *climbs out*
Honey Bee: *climbs out* Hi Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: What's good Honey?
Honey Bee: I'm going to Las Pegasus. I see anda have the new worker.
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Coffee Creme: I'm Coffee Creme
Honey Bee: Yeah, that's cool. *walks away*
Coffee Creme: What was that all about?
Hawkeye: She's not use to new workers. After a while, the new worker disease will be cured.
Gordon: *climbs out of engine* Well, I see they hate the new worker so far.
Hawkeye: They like her. In fact they like her so much that they didn't want her going with you.
Gordon: Ugh. Go fuck something.
Hawkeye: Please be lebih specific. "Something" does not help.
Gordon: UGH!!!! *walks away*
Hawkeye: *climbs in* Alright. Says here that we are going back to Cheyenne.
Coffee Creme: *climbs in* What about this freight train?
Hawkeye: We take it to the trainyard, and let the workers there do whatever. After that, it goes off to St. Foalis.
Coffee Creme: Alright then, let's go.
Hawkeye: Ok. *waits for green signal*
Coffee Creme: What are anda waiting for?
Hawkeye: See that red light?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We can't go until it turns green.
Coffee Creme: When does that happen?
Hawkeye: When anda make it vomit.
Coffee Creme: *laughs* Now for real, what happens that makes the light turn green.
Hawkeye: We gotta wait for a train infront of us. It just turned yellow.
Coffee Creme: What does that mean?
Hawkeye: It means we can go, but the train in front of us hasn't cleared our path. *pushes lever*
The train started to move, when two ponies in a truck got ahead.
Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Is this the maintenence crew?
Hawkeye: It is. The best one we have too. Those ponies named Percy, and Jeff really know how to repair tracks.
Coffee Creme: They seem to be doing good.
Hawkeye: Yeah. *blows horn*
Percy: Better luck selanjutnya time Hawkeye! anda can't scare us!
Hawkeye: I'll win selanjutnya time. And if I do, you'll owe me $4!
Jeff: You'll owe us $8 if we win!
Percy: Alright, it's all fixed.
Hawkeye: Thanks guys!
Percy: *drives away*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.
Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do anda hump a train?
Hawkeye: anda don't. It goes down a bukit, hill which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard. The operator here is quick on her hooves.
Coffee Creme: What's her name?
Hawkeye: Red Rose. anda can see her through the windows in that tower.
Orion: Hey. Get your engines uncoupled, and let's go.
Hawkeye: Sure thing. *uncouples engines* Alright. We're set. *enters locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Orion: *couples engines*
Red Rose: *switches tracks*
Hawkeye: *gets out of way*
Orion: *pushes train*
Hawkeye: And now, enjoy the action.
A few ponies were uncoupling cars, and when that happened they rolled down the hill.
Hawkeye: *enters servicing facility*
Coffee Creme: What happens here?
Hawkeye: These engines are going to be maintained. Whether it's being repaired, atau refueling this is where it goes after delivering a train.
Coffee Creme: Cool. What do we have to do?
Hawkeye: Let the maintenance crew work on it.
Coffee Creme: I thought they repaired the tracks.
Hawkeye: That's one of them. The other maintenance crew works here to look over locomotives. We head back to the station, and wait for another assignment.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: Hello Hawkeye! How have anda been doing giving our new worker a tour of the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: Fine, just fine. And she's been doing good too.
Pete: Well then. I'm glad that I had anda hired. See anda around. *walks off*
Coffee Creme: I suppose that's the owner of this railroad.
Hawkeye: anda could say that. He just controls the area that we work in. His name is Pete Reimer.
Coffee Creme: Alright. What do we do now?
Hawkeye: We go back to the station, and wait for our selanjutnya assignment.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Pretty much.
They both got to the station. At the signal tower nearby was a pegasus walking towards them.
Hawkeye: Snowflake, what are anda doing?
Snowflake: It's 7 PM. Our shift is over.
Hawkeye: Oh. Alright then.
Coffee Creme: What now?
Hawkeye: We usually go hangout at Snowflake's house. Wanna gabung us?
Coffee Creme: Sure.
The three ponies then walked out of the station, and towards their cars.
Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly
Coffee Creme: Can I ask anda a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so anda owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank you.
Coffee Creme: What was it like before Gordon killed Pete's wife?
Hawkeye: He was working for the Santa Neigh railroad. It happened about two years yang lalu
February 13, 1948
Hawkeye: *waits at station*
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Darling, where are anda going?
Theresa: I'm going for a walk.
Pete: Alright, but come back soon. Our train leaves soon.
Honey: Surely this signal has to turn green someday.
Hawkeye: It will, and don't call me Shirley.
Theresa: *on bridge* Is this part of your line?
Pete: No, that belongs to the Santa Neigh line.
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Watch out!!
Theresa: Ah! *drops purse*
Gordon: *going 50* Get outta the way!!
Theresa: *grabs purse*
Pete: Hurry up!
Present day, July 27, 1950
Hawkeye: Then, the unfortunate occurred.
Coffee Creme: That's so terrible!
Hawkeye: It's even terrible bringing it up.
Snowflake: Forget that, my car is beating your train!
Hawkeye: We're on roads, not train tracks. *rolls dice*
Coffee Creme: Great, now he's gonna buy the Baltimare & Ohio!
Hawkeye: Yeah. Why don't they have the Union Pacific on here though?
Snowflake: Hey, that's a good point.
Gordon: *enters house*
Coffee Creme: Uh, aren't anda supposed to be in Las Pegasus?
Gordon: No. May'be, who cares? *drinks beer*
Hawkeye: You're not drinking because of that accident in '48 are you?
Gordon: No! How dare anda bring that up?!!?
Hawkeye: New worker.
Gordon: Then I'll have her fired.
Hawkeye: anda can't api her Gordon! She hasn't done anything wrong!
Gordon: She has interfered with a superior engineer! *drinks lebih beer*
Hawkeye: Alright, look. I know you're upset, but drinking booze won't help. Just forget about that, and look meneruskan, ke depan to the future. anda got that?
Gordon: Hey.. anda know what? You're right.
Snowflake: *rolls dice*
Gordon: In fact you're so right, that it's a lie! *leaves house*
Hawkeye: Well, it was worth a try.
Coffee Creme: What now?
Hawkeye: It's almost eight. I have to get going.
Snowflake: Ok, bye,
Hawkeye: See anda *walks out of house*
The End
selanjutnya up in Ponies On The Rails
The Union Pacific decides to borrow some engines, but Hawkeye has other plans.
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Jeff: *With Percy* What's selanjutnya Percy?
Percy: Don't we have to fix that line on Archer Hill?
Jeff: No no, the shows.
Orion: Hey, that's my job!
Percy: Oh, right.
Orion: *Steps between Percy, and Jeff* Up next..
Adventures Of Thomas & friends - Rated TV-Y7
On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Jeff: This is the only tampil in this segment filmed in black & white.
Orion: Hey! Get lost, and let me do the hosting!
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful hari on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped selanjutnya to him.
"Good morning Gordon." berkata Thomas. "How are anda on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do anda know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The selanjutnya morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." berkata Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet anda all." berkata Sean.
All the engines berkata hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," berkata Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need anda to carry the express."
"Yes sir," berkata Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few menit later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." berkata the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why anda think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," berkata the conductor, "Let's get a pindah on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's bukit, hill with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the selanjutnya station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and anda should know better. He helped anda go up a bukit, hill after anda made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." berkata Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My sebelumnya owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." bebek said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are anda telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my sebelumnya railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." berkata Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't anda believe him?" bebek asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." berkata Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could anda tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
The End.
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Orion: Now we end part 1. Stay tuned everyone for the selanjutnya part of S.S.S.S, coming at 8:30!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of anda are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got
Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences
Orion: Followed oleh
Adventures Of Thomas & friends - Rated TV-Y7
On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Orion: And..
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Orion: Enjoy the shows folks!
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 1: New Worker
Cheyenne, July 26, 1950
Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
Coffee Creme: *enters locomotive*
Hawkeye: Alright, all anda have to do is use this shovel, to put all the coal into this firebox. I'll let anda know when to stop.
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *waiting for signal*
Snowflake: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Alright, once I pull this lever, we'll get the wheels moving, and we're outta here. *pulls lever*
The wheels moved, but Hawkeye's train didn't go anywhere
Hawkeye: Come on. You're made to pull this!
Coffee Creme: *shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: Alright. Now we're moving.
Coffee Creme: Can I stop?
Hawkeye: Sure. Now get to the right side of the cab, and look out for anything that could get in our way. We don't want that happening.
Coffee Creme: So how far is L.P from here?
Hawkeye: I'd say about 200 miles. We only have to go as far as Denver. When we get there, another crew will take over, and we'll take control of another train.
Coffee Creme: Does it say which one?
Hawkeye: It says a train with diesels.
Coffee Creme: Well, that's very helpful. Surely the engine must have a number.
Hawkeye: It does, and don't call me shirley.
Coffee Creme: What number is it?
Hawkeye: Doesn't say. It must be lost from it's owner.
Soon, the two ponies arrived at Denver. Another train pulled oleh diesels stopped on the other side of the platform
Hawkeye: *climbs out*
Honey Bee: *climbs out* Hi Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: What's good Honey?
Honey Bee: I'm going to Las Pegasus. I see anda have the new worker.
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Coffee Creme: I'm Coffee Creme
Honey Bee: Yeah, that's cool. *walks away*
Coffee Creme: What was that all about?
Hawkeye: She's not use to new workers. After a while, the new worker disease will be cured.
Gordon: *climbs out of engine* Well, I see they hate the new worker so far.
Hawkeye: They like her. In fact they like her so much that they didn't want her going with you.
Gordon: Ugh. Go fuck something.
Hawkeye: Please be lebih specific. "Something" does not help.
Gordon: UGH!!!! *walks away*
Hawkeye: *climbs in* Alright. Says here that we are going back to Cheyenne.
Coffee Creme: *climbs in* What about this freight train?
Hawkeye: We take it to the trainyard, and let the workers there do whatever. After that, it goes off to St. Foalis.
Coffee Creme: Alright then, let's go.
Hawkeye: Ok. *waits for green signal*
Coffee Creme: What are anda waiting for?
Hawkeye: See that red light?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We can't go until it turns green.
Coffee Creme: When does that happen?
Hawkeye: When anda make it vomit.
Coffee Creme: *laughs* Now for real, what happens that makes the light turn green.
Hawkeye: We gotta wait for a train infront of us. It just turned yellow.
Coffee Creme: What does that mean?
Hawkeye: It means we can go, but the train in front of us hasn't cleared our path. *pushes lever*
The train started to move, when two ponies in a truck got ahead.
Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Is this the maintenence crew?
Hawkeye: It is. The best one we have too. Those ponies named Percy, and Jeff really know how to repair tracks.
Coffee Creme: They seem to be doing good.
Hawkeye: Yeah. *blows horn*
Percy: Better luck selanjutnya time Hawkeye! anda can't scare us!
Hawkeye: I'll win selanjutnya time. And if I do, you'll owe me $4!
Jeff: You'll owe us $8 if we win!
Percy: Alright, it's all fixed.
Hawkeye: Thanks guys!
Percy: *drives away*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.
Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do anda hump a train?
Hawkeye: anda don't. It goes down a bukit, hill which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard. The operator here is quick on her hooves.
Coffee Creme: What's her name?
Hawkeye: Red Rose. anda can see her through the windows in that tower.
Orion: Hey. Get your engines uncoupled, and let's go.
Hawkeye: Sure thing. *uncouples engines* Alright. We're set. *enters locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Orion: *couples engines*
Red Rose: *switches tracks*
Hawkeye: *gets out of way*
Orion: *pushes train*
Hawkeye: And now, enjoy the action.
A few ponies were uncoupling cars, and when that happened they rolled down the hill.
Hawkeye: *enters servicing facility*
Coffee Creme: What happens here?
Hawkeye: These engines are going to be maintained. Whether it's being repaired, atau refueling this is where it goes after delivering a train.
Coffee Creme: Cool. What do we have to do?
Hawkeye: Let the maintenance crew work on it.
Coffee Creme: I thought they repaired the tracks.
Hawkeye: That's one of them. The other maintenance crew works here to look over locomotives. We head back to the station, and wait for another assignment.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: Hello Hawkeye! How have anda been doing giving our new worker a tour of the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: Fine, just fine. And she's been doing good too.
Pete: Well then. I'm glad that I had anda hired. See anda around. *walks off*
Coffee Creme: I suppose that's the owner of this railroad.
Hawkeye: anda could say that. He just controls the area that we work in. His name is Pete Reimer.
Coffee Creme: Alright. What do we do now?
Hawkeye: We go back to the station, and wait for our selanjutnya assignment.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Pretty much.
They both got to the station. At the signal tower nearby was a pegasus walking towards them.
Hawkeye: Snowflake, what are anda doing?
Snowflake: It's 7 PM. Our shift is over.
Hawkeye: Oh. Alright then.
Coffee Creme: What now?
Hawkeye: We usually go hangout at Snowflake's house. Wanna gabung us?
Coffee Creme: Sure.
The three ponies then walked out of the station, and towards their cars.
Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly
Coffee Creme: Can I ask anda a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so anda owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank you.
Coffee Creme: What was it like before Gordon killed Pete's wife?
Hawkeye: He was working for the Santa Neigh railroad. It happened about two years yang lalu
February 13, 1948
Hawkeye: *waits at station*
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Darling, where are anda going?
Theresa: I'm going for a walk.
Pete: Alright, but come back soon. Our train leaves soon.
Honey: Surely this signal has to turn green someday.
Hawkeye: It will, and don't call me Shirley.
Theresa: *on bridge* Is this part of your line?
Pete: No, that belongs to the Santa Neigh line.
Gordon: *driving train*
Pete: Watch out!!
Theresa: Ah! *drops purse*
Gordon: *going 50* Get outta the way!!
Theresa: *grabs purse*
Pete: Hurry up!
Present day, July 27, 1950
Hawkeye: Then, the unfortunate occurred.
Coffee Creme: That's so terrible!
Hawkeye: It's even terrible bringing it up.
Snowflake: Forget that, my car is beating your train!
Hawkeye: We're on roads, not train tracks. *rolls dice*
Coffee Creme: Great, now he's gonna buy the Baltimare & Ohio!
Hawkeye: Yeah. Why don't they have the Union Pacific on here though?
Snowflake: Hey, that's a good point.
Gordon: *enters house*
Coffee Creme: Uh, aren't anda supposed to be in Las Pegasus?
Gordon: No. May'be, who cares? *drinks beer*
Hawkeye: You're not drinking because of that accident in '48 are you?
Gordon: No! How dare anda bring that up?!!?
Hawkeye: New worker.
Gordon: Then I'll have her fired.
Hawkeye: anda can't api her Gordon! She hasn't done anything wrong!
Gordon: She has interfered with a superior engineer! *drinks lebih beer*
Hawkeye: Alright, look. I know you're upset, but drinking booze won't help. Just forget about that, and look meneruskan, ke depan to the future. anda got that?
Gordon: Hey.. anda know what? You're right.
Snowflake: *rolls dice*
Gordon: In fact you're so right, that it's a lie! *leaves house*
Hawkeye: Well, it was worth a try.
Coffee Creme: What now?
Hawkeye: It's almost eight. I have to get going.
Snowflake: Ok, bye,
Hawkeye: See anda *walks out of house*
The End
selanjutnya up in Ponies On The Rails
The Union Pacific decides to borrow some engines, but Hawkeye has other plans.
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Jeff: *With Percy* What's selanjutnya Percy?
Percy: Don't we have to fix that line on Archer Hill?
Jeff: No no, the shows.
Orion: Hey, that's my job!
Percy: Oh, right.
Orion: *Steps between Percy, and Jeff* Up next..
Adventures Of Thomas & friends - Rated TV-Y7
On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Jeff: This is the only tampil in this segment filmed in black & white.
Orion: Hey! Get lost, and let me do the hosting!
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful hari on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped selanjutnya to him.
"Good morning Gordon." berkata Thomas. "How are anda on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do anda know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The selanjutnya morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." berkata Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet anda all." berkata Sean.
All the engines berkata hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," berkata Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need anda to carry the express."
"Yes sir," berkata Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few menit later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." berkata the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why anda think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," berkata the conductor, "Let's get a pindah on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's bukit, hill with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the selanjutnya station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and anda should know better. He helped anda go up a bukit, hill after anda made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." berkata Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My sebelumnya owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." bebek said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are anda telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my sebelumnya railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." berkata Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't anda believe him?" bebek asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." berkata Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could anda tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
The End.
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Orion: Now we end part 1. Stay tuned everyone for the selanjutnya part of S.S.S.S, coming at 8:30!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*