how much cinta could a lover cinta if all a lover could do is cinta diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I'M so bored diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I now have a medal for this club...I wasn't even trying to get a medal... diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

לאָל

That means "lol" in Yiddish.. how complicated... XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

porquería ....... tengo que trabajar en Missouri famosos hoy en día para hacer la tarea ....

crud....... i have to work on Famous Missourians today for homework.... diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

"Jaja! También hoy me mal tenía que correr de nuevo la carrera de una milla en la escuela"

Haha! too bad today i had to re run the mile run at school

lol Guess what S.C.H.O.O.L means? Seven creepyest hours of our lives... diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

It's Queensday in my country today :D diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

My detik medal, yaaay! XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

story teller: Once apon a time there was a giant named milton.
1st grader: why is the giants name milton?
story teller: cause milton is a nice name.^_^ now we really need to finish this stor-
1st grader: why is he so fat? is milton pregnant?
story teller: NO milton is not pregnant. hes just fat. now please.can we finish the stor-
1st grader: how old is milton?
story teller: LISTEN KID! WE NEED TO FINISH STORY SO CAN WE PLEA-
1st: will milton die?
story: THATS IT STORY TIME IS OVER!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Here is what anda say to someone who flipping out: U MAD BRO? U MAD?dude just calm down. let just forget about this and go grab a beer. XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

hahahaha your funny diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

my dad made me do his paper work for work. i spent half of my hari on it. i made one mistake and he got mad and ripped it all up. now i have to stay up all night menulis FREAKIN PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

is it considered murder if your doing the world a favor?? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

say yes to tacos <3 diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

A girl at school told a guy to shut up oleh saying go suck a bebek diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

im talking to alyssa on mi phone now i cant stop laughing cuz she called some1 a pig and they started crying lol XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Lose one friend,
Lose all friends,
Lose yourself.

Eric/Plays With Squirrels - Boy Meets World

Aww!!!! :3 diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner, berbuat curang, fudge is made!!!! Teehee diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

This "Royal Wedding" thing is annoying, I mean I'd uderstand if I was in England, how it's important, but there are other things to worry about in the States, like the tornado that killed 300+ people. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

dont pee, on sandy okay everyone? its not nice to pee on a monkey, see how upset sandy the monkey is , jus look: diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

truck is luck diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

up to the sky so very high not lookin down onto the ground, clouds all around im not stoppin till heaven is showin so ill keep flyin high , up to ht sky!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

jumping jumpin jumpin jumpin im like jumpin diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means anda ) komentar and write the most acak thing anda can think of right now ok. . GO! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

DOOOOOUGHNUTS EVERYONE!!!!! BYE..... diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

hey everyone.......i .........love.....cheese!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

i've got dedicated medal to this spot diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

simple question!:
when anda find something difficult to understand anda say "it sounds Greek to me". Have anda ever wondered what do Greeks say when they don't understand something???? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

GRASS!!!!!!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

this was & is a f*cking boring day,i hate today : ( diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

PARTYYYY TONITEEE! =D.
@ QUEENSDAY @ THE NETHERLANDS PARTY OF THE YEAR!!! =D
AND THEN, DELIBERATIONPARTY atau I DUNNO HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH BUT YAAAY!!!!

boy I cinta my country on days like that ^^ diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Grandma: Give Your Granny A Kiss! Mychonny: No! Grandma: *Smiles With A Mustache & Nose Hairs In Her Nose* Mychonny: No! *Floppin Inside the Couch* Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Yellow Teeth While Smiling* Mychonny: Nooo! Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Teeth Noise Hair & Mustache* Mychonny: NO!!! Grandma: *Smies* Are anda Hungry Dear? Mychonny: No, I Already I Ate. Grandma: Alright I'll Cook anda Something Up. lol BAHAHAH This Made My hari XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

That Should Be Me oleh JB and RF SUCKS!! Why are RF (Rascal Flatts) stupid????????????? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

hiya diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Dane Cook funny. :) diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

is about to sell meh HAMTARO DVD! :D diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

ugo diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I got pulled over oleh a cop today and she berkata PAPERS and i berkata SCISSORS I WIN!!! Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

another TAKS s.s
Hard diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG!? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Y'know those signs anda see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we cinta our children". DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!" diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
::❤｡◕‿◕｡❤::
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If Rebecca Black has fan they should be called 'cereal killers' xP diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

So one hari he found her crying
Coiled up on the dirty ground
Her prince finally came to save her
And the rest anda can figure out

But it was a trick
And the clock struck twelve
Well, make sure to build your home
Brick oleh boring brick
atau the wolf's gonna blow it down! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

why are GIRLS always adding me. why dont any boys add me? any YOUNG boys. im getting kinda tired of all the girl talk. BOYS,please add me. girlscan add me if the want. BUT I AM NOT SEXICT. IM JUST FAIR. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

<teacher> and <teacher> sitting in the bathrooms K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

that actually happened today... x3 diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

me=epic win diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

TROLLS are epic

problem? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I found a carrot... BUNNIES LIKE CARROT! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

lol diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Lets. All. Be. PINEAPPLE NINJAS!!!

:D diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

shuba.luba.ding.dong diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

put the jeruk nipis, kapur in the coconut and shake it all up diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

why do humans menggerutu, jalang so much? why can't god make a new type of specie that doesn't menggerutu, jalang as much? POR QUE?!?!? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I cinta Walruses. <3 diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

iqdhwlfhkdjvfhwkecBUNNIES!jbgjbfjksebcfjwehbcf diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I'M BACK! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

HOLY FREAKING CRAP.
I got my dedicated! :D diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I got science TAKS 2marrow & I'm super nervous diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

my mind = 50% crime shows 20% song lyrics 20% smarts 10% acak diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Status doesn't work anymore! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I'm freakin sick of fake ppl!!!! why do they pretend to b my friends like seriously I'd rather have no friends than delaing wiith so many backsatbbers!!! and the worst part.....they still tink I have no idea of hat they've done and thay acuse me of being a "bad friend"...........irony damn damn irony!!!!!
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Check out the chinese ownage prank call video on YouTube!!! That are so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

how much wood can a wood chuck ckuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That is the question. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I LIKE BUNNIES! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Couple months off acak and congratulations! 9000 fan Random! :D diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

NUM NUM NUM. cookie o3o diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

nomnom nom nom nomnomnom
diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

This a replay of yesterday...

Me: (talking to my cousin) After breakfast I need to finish up with my homework, I have like a ton...

Cousin: Yah, cool

Mum: (walking in and talking to me) When you're done, anda need to clean your bathroom and bedroom. Then go help your brother arrange his wardrobe, ok?

Me: Yes mum. (when she leaves) Oh Lord.... diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

*Fire alarm* 'Stay seated!' *Random kid sands up* 'Just gunna stand there and watch me burn..' diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

jelly
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That awkward moment;

When you're in the car, and anda look at the people in the
car selanjutnya to you, and they're already looking at you.O_o
diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

My yogurt just told me im sexy. 0_o diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

"If anda are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." ~Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

"YAY! I found the sumber of all bacon!"~Jim Gaffigan diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Four. types. of. FAKES.

1. People who say their anda friend then stab anda in the back, atau are'nt really your friend.

2. People who pretend to be somthing there not, (Ex: There are WAY to many people saying they ARE famous models,or they look like somone, they act like there all big and bad, then are total CRYBABIES)

3.Someone who lies...If anda can't speak the truth PLEASE do us ALL a favor AND shutup.

4. Someone who buys clothes, dye's there hair just to be like others.

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komentar on this and I'll answer these qustions about you:
I like that______
I dislike that you_______
I think that you________
I would______if anda died: diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

allstar weekend follows me on twitter......Allstar MOTHER FUCKING WEEKEND FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER!!!! omfg im going to DIE XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

I'm back! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Today, this little kid I babysit saw my union jack shirt, & asked if I am from England, I berkata no, but told her I want to live there someday. She said, "But do anda know how to speek British? anda won't be able to understand anyone if anda don't."

I reply, in an accent, "Yeah, mate, I can speak British right well."

She looks at me like I'm crazy XD diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

What's up with Pie? lol diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Why does everyone get angry with another individual when he/she has their own opinions? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

What exactly is this club about? O_o diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Anyone know of any gd film to watch? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Can people STOP saying 'Please answer,' 'Please add me back,' 'Please reply,' Please, please, please, etc.

It sounds pathetic. If people don't want to, they don't have to.

And for Gods sake put an actual question, not 'Help!' 'Ducks go Moo!' 'Answer please!'

BE SPECIFIC AND CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR!

Thanx... I'm sure a few people can agree on this? :/ diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Selena Gomez is such a WHORE. my god. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

YAY 302 FANS! FUCK YEAH BABY!!!! :D diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

have fun without making fun diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

When / if anda ever add me, don't scream 'Add me back please!' I find it annoying and kinda sad -__- diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ? •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. •SPORT: I have a Wii. •SPANISH: I watch Dora. •ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK) •MATH: That’s why we have calculators. •GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe. •HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

MY SCALP ICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do????? diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

“I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He berkata I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.” ~Gene Fowler diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

Fudge! :) diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

It cracks me up when people doesn't seem to know when you're being serious atau joking. diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

feel free to add me every one!!!!!!!! diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu

HobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobohobopiehobohobohobohobohobohobohobopiehobohobohobohobohobohobohobohoboPIE good 5:01 Missouri diposting lebih dari setahun yang lalu