Jesus.

I know some people has that disorder or something, where they always put on deodorant but are still funky, but what are the others' excuses?

Some people give me a blast from the past and knock my ass back into high school...the boys locker room to be exact.

I have funky, woofin' underarms right now actually. Want to smell?

No thank you, I would like to retain my sense of smell.
*nervously smiles and slowly backs away....*