giant skeletons found

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a tempat tidur of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your bantal X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...

Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded lebih than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a tahun are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are lebih than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If anda counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A buaya always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...

On tons of klub i see a pertanyaan saying "Can anda plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on acak is Can anda plz be my fan? Just filling up my update lebih and lebih everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 atau lebih fan asking Can u fan me plz i really need some lebih fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the lebih fan its just life XD And anda gotta earn your fan because i had to earn my fan and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...

Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited oleh mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apel, apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened roti which is roti made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....

A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN spageti, spaghetti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are anda okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...