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yea mmhm i know these have been diposting alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality atau sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope anda like!!! This was written oleh me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time membaca my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help anda feel better. And who knows, over time anda might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an penulis :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If anda love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids oleh their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, lebih atau less a link with the United States. If anda look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses lebih firmly. sinar, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup atau sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds anda of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his halaman awal adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he jawaban he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the sumber of much amusement.

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"If anda are a burglar, then we're probably at halaman awal cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's aman, brankas to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write atau draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied oleh some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” berkata her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to tampil the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her halaman awal because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell anda all these: What dates & Why anda don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's hari
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday atau the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, anda know how if anda see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why anda ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would anda want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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1) wacg alote of T.V. atau be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make anda sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda atau crush
4) gety near load stuff atau equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late jam
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms jalan, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make anda hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what anda did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 tahun old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. anda fall down the stairs.

2. A pohon falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. anda eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. anda are making out with a person and then anda trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your bantal gets a face and bites anda head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate anda and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, anda get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that anda are going to die, then anda die.

11. When anda are dieing your crush says that...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to cari the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if anda can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place anda look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would anda keep...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying acak things until u cry laughing
5. continue membaca this
6. Walk up to siblings and say acak things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add acak people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are anda addicted? Are anda a super fan? Are anda just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are anda on fanpop too much?

1. anda see something anda like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. anda start shipping people anda know atau see.

3. anda hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. anda hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. anda hear something and anda want to komentar on it.

6. anda have great ideas of something anda should post on fanpop at completely acak times of day.

7. anda get a new favorit and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will anda marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no lebih kacang butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and anda have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely acak things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as anda can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as anda can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend anda try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT atau IT WON'T WORK AND anda WILL WISH anda HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK anda OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT anda ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise anda WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. selanjutnya to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS anda WANT. ~ 3....
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