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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five menit yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time anda see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that anda are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that anda are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure anda dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W semak, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, atau 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th hari of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid komentar please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of food and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum atau dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach anda some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room anda built under the ground and put some food and drinks there!

6-When the hari comes! go to the room anda built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a acak person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the puncak, atas of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow acak people all over the store atau where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a acak person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender atau if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of anda have heard Born This Way oleh Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I cinta everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being anda are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need food when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do anda want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take anda out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call anda sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give anda a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why anda are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are anda going through now?

"I cinta you, too." = Okay, I berkata it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized oleh irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing atau two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our cinta anda lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we cinta him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our cinta is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we cinta be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape atau form.
6.Guys anda should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with anda (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly cinta we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When anda (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just membaca some of the terminator kutipan through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash hari tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. anda might get annoyed oleh it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! anda can think what ever anda can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people cinta batman, I go for Superman. batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One hari he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my selanjutnya hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that anda can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at anda a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments anda a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if anda are single.

06. He asks anda out for lunch.

07. He asks anda out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats anda like a lady.

12. He walks anda to your door.

13. He wants to see anda often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells anda he likes you.

16. His friends know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He berkata he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I berkata "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give anda the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over oleh a cop and he atau she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, anda have been caught speeding, how much do anda think anda were going?" Don't say, "Well anda must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when anda haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron atau born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period atau PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have anda been putting on a little weight?" It's a menggerutu, jalang slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I mencuri a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag anda down and beat anda with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make anda Christian even lebih then standing in a garasi makes anda a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the daftar though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at halaman awal even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been diposting before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours oleh hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been diposting alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality atau sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope anda like!!! This was written oleh me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time membaca my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help anda feel better. And who knows, over time anda might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an penulis :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If anda love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids oleh their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, lebih atau less a link with the United States. If anda look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses lebih firmly. sinar, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup atau sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds anda of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his halaman awal adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he jawaban he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the sumber of much amusement.

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"If anda are a burglar, then we're probably at halaman awal cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's aman, brankas to leave us a message."...
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