When is 99 lebih than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when anda run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 menit and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can anda never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose anda had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should anda choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to pindah a 2 ton machine with out...
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' oleh Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD
I know the counselor berkata we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The hari anda left, I swore I'd never talk to anda again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always anda who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
1.If anda know that the guy is a Knicks fan, get front seats to a Knicks game and then prevent him from watching the final. Send him to the refreshments stand to get anda a coke instead, ensuring that he misses seeing that last crucial game-winning basket.
2.Take him to a chick flick marathon. If that isn't annoying enough, kuis him throughout the movie about what he's thinking. Ensure that a big beefy fan of Sleepless in Seattle gets annoyed and sweetly tell him that your boyfriend could wipe the floor with him. Only be comforting after the guy gets a black eye.
Pick the bulan anda were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March----------I karate chopped April------------I licked May------------I jumped on June-----------I smelled July------------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the hari (number) anda were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse. 2. Don't act like anda know what you're talking about when anda don't. It just pisses us off. 3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect. 4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such. 5. Sure, you're the guy, so anda can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation. 6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong. 7. When anda screw up, don't...