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I found this in my foto folder so I thought I might upload it :)
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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris menyeberang, salib (criss-cross)
Chris P. daging babi asap, bacon (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are anda doing something?” atau “Have anda eaten already?” are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell anda a story! Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give anda the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win atau lose fight its one of those that anda hate.
Cheral:Do anda have that one girl that anda don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. oleh Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy selanjutnya to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over oleh a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people selanjutnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down selanjutnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorit tampil the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tampil number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of anda do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps anda guys, GREAT! if anyone has any pertanyaan most likely i will be lebih than happy to help ok here it dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your meja tulis, meja is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask anda to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a acak tahun and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by kitkat709477
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do anda think ?

When anda break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses anda - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want anda to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants anda to read it ]
When she walks away from anda mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ ciuman her ]
When she pushes anda atau hit's anda - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at anda - [ ciuman her and tell her anda cinta her ]
When she ignore's anda - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can anda tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, tuas kendali is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her lebih attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do anda say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are anda boys all in the same band?
A3: Do anda guys all play for the Green teluk, da? Packers?

Q: How do anda make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. anda have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin

Even if happiness forgets anda a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert

If anda want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is never stopping to think if anda are. ~Palmer Sondreal

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton

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posted by karpach_13

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten menit intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people anda can get
to gabung in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department oleh sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as anda see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a


1. Phone conversations are over in 30 detik flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. anda know stuff about tanks

4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. anda can open all your own jars

7. Old friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight

8. Your pantat, keledai is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex

11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. anda can kill your own...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are anda tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep anda entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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1)Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask pertanyaan so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s pertanyaan in slow motion 2)Answer pertanyaan only with one word
3)Scream acak words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” atau “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer pertanyaan in a different language
13)Fake spasms
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have anda ever noticed good news...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Hi. I hate you. And anda know why? anda have no respect for others. anda say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! anda are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. anda insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make anda popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. anda might have called me selfish, anda might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. anda try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favorit of mine) atau a lebih scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell anda a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe anda can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when anda apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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posted by jedigal1990
hello my fellow awsome acak fanpopers,
i'm writting this artikel to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed oleh picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the komentar have got me worried i was membaca through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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