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posted by Usui--takumi
8
I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, anda realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution atau revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much lebih than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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posted by pollydbookworm
2
This bebek walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the bebek leaves.

The selanjutnya day, the bebek returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bebek leaves.

The hari after that, the bebek walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a tempat tidur of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your bantal X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five menit yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time anda see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that anda are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that anda are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure anda dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by ilovetowrite
26
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
people on acak are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are lost everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty pantat, keledai soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
olololololololloooolloo
posted by alessequinn
14
my opinion on friendship is anda have to have a friend for starters. but what anda also need is a person who is kind, caring, supportive, trustworthy, and theres alot of other things, and ohh not to forget a person who isnt rude to you. wannna no why im bringing the last thing on my daftar up its because thats whats going on to me. my name is alesse and my so called friends name is madison. well ever since january shes been runing me down, letting her anger out on me, and talking behind my back. i dont wanna friend like that. so i did some investigating and nothing wrong is going on in her life....
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by yukikiyruu
1
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when anda are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then anda may call her oleh this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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posted by iluvsmj
3
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of anda bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of anda bastards who are getting on, get your pantat, keledai in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want anda to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When anda come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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posted by spunkyonyx
If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by spunkyonyx
2
hey guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the sumber if available. Any others anda may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have lebih zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by karpach_14
3
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are anda doing something?” atau “Have anda eaten already?” are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: www.rinkworks.com
I thought these were funny, what do anda guys think?


"Do not use if anda cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping atau unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
2
Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd


Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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posted by Wanda5
5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the selanjutnya button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF anda GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM anda AND LET anda HAVE YOUR luar angkasa FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD anda DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF anda SAW A BUNCH OF acak PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO anda WANT TO BE WHEN anda GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO anda THINK WHEN anda SEE THE PERSON anda LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
53
I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do anda think ?


When anda break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses anda - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want anda to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants anda to read it ]
When she walks away from anda mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ ciuman her ]
When she pushes anda atau hit's anda - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at anda - [ ciuman her and tell her anda cinta her ]
When she ignore's anda - [ Give her your...
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posted by j-bfan7
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My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All hari long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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posted by karpach_13
3
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can anda tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, tuas kendali is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her lebih attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do anda say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are anda boys all in the same band?
A3: Do anda guys all play for the Green teluk, da? Packers?

Q: How do anda make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MrssBieber320
4
Ever met that one person that anda just wanna meninju, pukulan in the face , then someohow , anda end up in a relationship with them , anda fall in cinta , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing anda want to burn either (:]) Well if anda still have feelings for that person im gonna help anda get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap anda guys (: , ohk so anda could first start off oleh doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave anda on api ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
2
Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is halaman awal to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An pantat, keledai Of Himself On National televisi Is lebih Entertaining...
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