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posted by nmdis
"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With cinta filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen menit for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to anda is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, atau mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when anda tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. hapus any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. anda need to listen to us
6. if anda going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i cinta you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if anda get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
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"Today, I went to the film with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to gabung us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy atau a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for acak times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the selanjutnya button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF anda GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM anda AND LET anda HAVE YOUR luar angkasa FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD anda DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF anda SAW A BUNCH OF acak PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO anda WANT TO BE WHEN anda GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO anda THINK WHEN anda SEE THE PERSON anda LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like anda killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I cinta anda TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like anda dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say anda got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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posted by milorox18
YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You cinta hoodies.

(X)You cinta jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad film suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time anda wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 atau Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory film are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...
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