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Apparently, some users on acak found out that the acak club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The acak club is one of the most populer klub on Fanpop. We need to form a team atau something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other klub too, such as the Sonic fan Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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posted by MineTurtle
This ain't mine. I twas originally written oleh xSHOCKYx, who berkata 'Pass this on if anda cinta Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Yesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So anda believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are anda good atau evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach anda exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to pindah house.

If your friend gets bitten oleh a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better aman, brankas than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by FanFun1010
ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of anda might have heard of the game Facade. those of anda who have, anda probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she berkata "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they berkata yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the puncak, atas
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT oleh U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When anda a follower anda are trying to be like someone. If anda are trying to be like someone than anda are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If anda follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, kuiz and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much anda pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept atau teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if anda know the answer, atau ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I cinta this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I cinta the way
ed told her " i will give anda half of my
life if anda give me half yours". Than
winry berkata "how about i give anda all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do anda see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if anda know
For death is unseen.
It can take anda at day
It can take anda at night
Knowing death well
Can lend anda some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So anda don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. atau (._.) indecisive
:-) atau =] atau :) atau =) atau :] atau :^) atau :D atau :^D Smile atau happy
:-L atau =L atau o¬o Drool atau Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( atau =( atau D: atau D= Frown atau Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP atau XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD atau XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S atau :s atau =S atau =s confused
:Þ atau :þ atau =b atau =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ atau : atau =/ atau = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, atau a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
anda can be the kacang mentega to my jelly
You can be the kupu-kupu I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the awan when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy anda complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apel, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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1) As soon as anda come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on anda (For a pertanyaan anda do not know)
3)Girls atau boys look at anda and laugh but when anda turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that anda dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when anda yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. cinta yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish anda were a door so I could slam anda all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do anda work for UPS? I thought I saw anda checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy anda a drink atau do anda just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted tempat tidur Thrasher: have anda seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make anda the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and anda can...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical kuda with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod atau something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the musik store whether anda can get a CD that anda know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, anda don't forgive someone for his atau her sake - anda forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've diberikan the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger atau guilt towards someone, atau towards yourself. But that can be easier berkata than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When anda hold resentment toward another, anda are bound to that person atau condition oleh an emotional...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two menit later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the kap, hood #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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What Color Of Socks Are anda Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
berwarna merah muda, merah muda = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are anda Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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