angry birds

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the natal pohon in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their food can enjoy the arcade with some natal spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a bintang though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open oleh themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious oleh now"

"Do what anda want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want anda to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, anda moron."

"You're...so manly "means" anda need a shave and anda sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all anda ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...