Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, salib the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, salib the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean oleh chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, salib roads, but...
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