1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are anda today?" say, "Why do anda want to know?" Alternately, anda can tell them, "I'm so glad anda asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is akting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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