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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a


1. Phone conversations are over in 30 detik flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. anda know stuff about tanks

4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. anda can open all your own jars

7. Old friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight

8. Your pantat, keledai is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex

11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. anda can kill your own...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are anda tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep anda entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have anda ever noticed good news...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Hi. I hate you. And anda know why? anda have no respect for others. anda say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! anda are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. anda insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make anda popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. anda might have called me selfish, anda might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. anda try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favorit of mine) atau a lebih scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell anda a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe anda can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when anda apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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posted by jedigal1990
hello my fellow awsome acak fanpopers,
i'm writting this artikel to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed oleh picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the komentar have got me worried i was membaca through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up oleh bernyanyi pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if anda talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting selanjutnya to us, and some acak guy walks into the room
 and anda jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if anda sit there and talk to him for ten menit without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of permen per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each tahun on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix food to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one hari this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one hari on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the meja of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one hari even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
(Before we start I would just like to point out that this is how to get CLEARER skin. I'm not promising that you’re going to get clear skin, because technically nobody has perfectly clear skin).

So if you’re membaca this artikel anda either want to achieve and maintain clearer skin atau you’re just really bored.

First off let's start out with the basics....

Of course anda should cleanse, tone and moisturize your skin 1-2 times daily.

-A cleanser is what cleans your skin. It removes the dirt, oil and makeup off your skin. Be sure to not wash your face lebih then twice a day, unless anda were...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
1. He tells someone

Is he interested? He likes anda if he tells a mutual friend that he wants to know lebih about you, atau he asks other people who anda are and where you’re from. He is trying to act like he’s “just asking” but his pertanyaan indicate lebih than a casual interest. And when he tells someone that he finds anda attractive, he probably knows that it will get back to you. He’s hoping it does.

2. The look

He gives anda a look that betrays his calm exterior. Even though he is across the room, “that look” he has says it all. It is sweeping, from your head to your toes, and then...
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