Cute

As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether anda are the driver, riding shotgun, atau sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make berkata drive go oleh much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska atau Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when anda are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the berkata sibling is...

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If anda get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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60 above zero:
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People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
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People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

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New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

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Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
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