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posted by justinbieberfw
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1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gerobak, keranjang saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask acak ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start bernyanyi Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to acak ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that kemeja is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by karpach_13
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Be proud of your gender
Reasons why anda shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 detik flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. anda know stuff about tanks

4. A five hari vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. anda can open all your own jars

7. Old friends don't give anda crap if you've gained weight

8. Your pantat, keledai is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bir gut does not make anda invisible to the opposite sex

11. anda can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. anda can kill your own...
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These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how anda looked lebih important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If anda think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone membaca the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Mallory101
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 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him anda saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house bernyanyi Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the puncak, atas of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it oleh Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. tampil him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
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1. We only cry infront of anda when we
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we cinta you... anda better believe it.
posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. atau the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an artikel here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by dramaqueen00
31
Just randomly found this:

1. Throw jagung meletus, popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can anda fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling jagung meletus, popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get jagung meletus, popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit selanjutnya to anda because anda invisible...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black anjing that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If anda ever meet him, you'll know him oleh two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When anda see him the first time, he brings anda joy. He follows anda wherever anda go, wags his tail, waits for anda if anda stop along the way. The detik time anda meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned oleh their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their halaman awal in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded oleh mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by simpleplan
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really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. anda ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but anda are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 tahun Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
tahun of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the tikus symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good saran but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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anda should never change who anda are, atau what anda like, atau your personality because someone else doesn't like it, atau looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if anda wear makeup, atau buy clothes that make anda look good; if anda are polite and anda smile when someone smiles at you, then anda care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone berkata that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people...
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How many times do anda get passed oleh and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, anda must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, atau at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by blaise_jez
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Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an panah into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan, street when the sign berkata "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by heavenly13
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yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , anda know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it berkata From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One hari the husband comes halaman awal from work and his wife says, "Honey, anda know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could anda fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes yang lalu "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say anda understand when anda don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. anda don't have PMS, so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
6. We don't like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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Being locked in a walk-in closet must get boring...

Somethings to do to pass time;

- menyeberang, salib dress.

- Make faces in the mirror.

- Make a mannequin out of something, dress it up, and throw a teh party.

- See how long anda can walk in the most uncomfortable shoes.

- Dress in the opposite of your style.

- Try to touch the ceiling.

- [Like a pile of leaves] Make a pile of clothes and run and dive into it.

- See which clothes are edible.

- See if anda find anything misc. that really just shouldn't be in a closet.

- If anda do, lay it all out and try to see what it does.

- Make ropes oleh tying shirts/pants/dresses together, and hang them from the ceiling, and ayunan from one to another, yelling like Tarzan.

- Reorganize oleh colour.
posted by 1122ridr
2
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguin, penguin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy atau what? Do anda think I'm going insane? I bet that anda do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
5
•    You will never find anybody who can give anda a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests anda think she's pregnant unless anda can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status atau ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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