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posted by itachifan1
26
If anda stop before anda reach the end anda have a very small heart...


Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,


He told his friends that it was cool,


And when he pulled the trigger back,


It shot with a great crack.


Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,


I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!


But Mommy, when I went to school that day,


I never berkata good-bye,


I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.


When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,


And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.


Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I cinta him very much,


And...
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1. How did anda discover this song (and name the song)
Wretched and Divine oleh the Black Veil Brides. XD I cinta this shuffle. I just recently fell into absolute cinta with these guys XD Either way, I was surfing youtube for lebih of their songs and came across this along with several others

2. This song is your super hero theme song
Oh. I would like that XD Though its not fit for the background music, it would be a good song to explain it

3. This song describes your powers
Well going oleh the lyrics and taking them for the basic skin deep idea of it, it would probably have something akin to a godly...
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Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting selanjutnya to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. anda oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give anda a nice kursi in the first-class carriage — and a banana...
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Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah...
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found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing judul for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean anda up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid atau have amnesia, anda are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would...
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posted by ase
6
1. Do anda like pie?

2. Are you, atau have anda ever been a squirrel?

3. Are anda afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are anda a people person atau a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have anda ever wondered what it would be like if anda were an apple?

7. Have anda ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can anda get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have anda ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have anda ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do anda have a sword handy?

14. Do anda like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by stefani_n13
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Are anda a good BFF?

Admit it, anda couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best friends foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your friends are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps anda run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and anda trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other hari during bola voli practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing anda berkata about Taylor? Now...
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i didn't write this

1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office anda barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands anda a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7....
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I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the daftar would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. ciuman her slowly.

Are anda remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves anda more, deny...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment atau building atau highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the hari and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by HaleyDewit
2
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few detik later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating anda this way and anda know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and tampil it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and tampil it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...
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10. ON VACATION: Who would anda most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told anda "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have anda now wasted your time and money, but anda can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can anda make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the meja laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the meja is set for3 clear your throat and say anda forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if anda have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the puncak, atas of your lungs
8;when anda eat makan malam stare into luar angkasa and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
10;out of no where say MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
BTW ALL THIS WAS Y IDEA I MADE IT UP
posted by Immortal42
13
What Color Of Socks Are anda Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
berwarna merah muda, merah muda = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are anda Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by tamar20
4
Have anda ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this artikel is right for you! Hahaha. anda know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that anda have to go to the bathroom, and that anda think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are anda doing okay in there?". To make it even lebih annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by Bananaaddict
6
Okay, though anda can't necessarily tell oleh the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever yang lalu (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where anda press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...
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i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self

1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy

2. cosplay as iceland from hetalia and call every 1 dear brother

3. sit like l from death note does

4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say

5. when a teacher asks u a pertanyaan u reply pasta

6. change your name every hari @ school and when your teacher atau some 1 else calls u oleh your real name say that's not my name and if...
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