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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do anda think anda could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank anda all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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posted by ShadowFan100
So, this a piece of old shit that I actually forgot I even wrote. It was supposed to be like a prequel chapter thingy to this story I've been working on even since... 2007. The idea for berkata story came to me in 2006, but I began menulis this shit the selanjutnya year. And low and behold, I give you: Cringe

If any of anda are easily traumatized oleh cringy shit, please look away in 3, 2, 1...

Chapter 0: Before The Adventure

August 2nd 2102 at 6:00 pm.
Five years before the adventure began, 12-year-old Devin was just getting home, riding on his black skycycle. Devin wore a black shirt, with black pants.
It...
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Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.
posted by kicksomebut23
Welcome to the Internet where

Fun, Corruption, and Socialization dwells at.

You will find Some Caring People.

And anda will find Some Ugly People.




The Ugly People on the Internet loves to

Troll, Argue All The Time, & Cyberbully Others.

Most of them do it because they want to boost

Oneself confidence, get rid of boredom in there life,

Or have problems they are dealing in there life.

Be careful with these people and never go far with them.

Unless anda want to become just like them.



The Caring People on the Internet are

Obviously Friendly, Helpful, and Straightforward.

It will seem like most people on...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes anda so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told anda to be yourself simply couldn’t have diberikan anda worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t anda have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let anda mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are anda always this stupid atau are anda making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like anda before – but I had to pay an admission.

If anda took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d cinta to help anda out…now, which way did anda come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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I was born on a kacang plantation 62 detik before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", oleh Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis itik jantan, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of cokelat berbuat curang, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, atau eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the hari I was born.
1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is diberikan to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask anda any pertanyaan tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick anda out...
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posted by nmdis
Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make anda whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make anda feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If anda want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take anda to places you've never been tonight
I thought oleh know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If anda want me to
The...
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posted by randomgirl3000
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink anda have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes oleh boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If anda accidentally write...
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 iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my puncak, atas Ten favorit Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games oleh Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If anda have a Pogo account, anda can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* oleh Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! anda can download different flashcard sets simply oleh searching for a topic atau anda can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) film oleh Flixter with...
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When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...
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ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear berwarna merah muda, merah muda atau EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there friends were girly girls anyways the detik thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak atau stupid atau dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...
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Oh boy, am I excited to talk about today’s game. belalang Manufacturing is probably one of my favorit game studios out there. Sure, they don’t make the highest quality games, but their desire to make what they want to make rather than what some publisher wants them to is inspirational, and it’s that desire to create what they want to that has helped allow indie game developers to thrive in the modern age. One of their first games to truly reach a cult status was Killer7. Created as part of the Capcom Five, it was part of five games published and/or developed oleh Capcom to be exclusives...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Have anda ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way lebih fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t anda know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but anda take what anda can get. So let us talk about Absolver



So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
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posted by windwakerguy430
anda know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world atau it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed oleh Devolver Digital, Pikuniku



So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where anda play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
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 Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can cinta any boy, as every boy can cinta reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped atau broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...
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 Episode 2 is here!
Episode 2 is here!
Welcome back mates! In case anda missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this artikel series is all about.

In the last episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and acak scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked anda all for ideas in the komentar section below! That's also how this tampil will be running from now on, so if anda like this series, then don't forget to fan and leave a komentar below on what anda guys and gals want me to create in the selanjutnya episode!

And with that being said, let's...
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posted by deathding
Hello fellow Fanpoppers, it's Deathding again! And today, I wanted to try something different. To get to know anda guys, and maybe find some cool stuff out about each other.

Basically, this artikel will be a daftar of questions, and I'd like anda folks (if anda want, obviously) to answer as many as anda want in the komentar below. Whether it be none, five, atau even all of them, anything really goes.

You can be just as personal as anda want with these, so if anda don't feel comfortable about one of the questions, then just skip it.

I know this seems pretty out of nowhere, and it may get little to no attention...
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