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posted by tamar20

Abounding times in your life anda will meet mean atau rude people that anda dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This artikel will teach anda all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes atau they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", atau anda can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here anda go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet anda didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One hari a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are anda laughing? I just insulted all of anda losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how anda feel anda have to take the time to make fun of us. anda obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All hari long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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acak FACTS that will leave anda (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A tikus survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for anjing are sold in Tokyo

6. A ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba sleeps with one eye open

7. A buaya can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast musik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs lebih than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 acak ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just acak ways to eat my favorit cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with stroberi milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with kacang butter
14. Frozen with kacang butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with kacang mentega and 7up
17. with ceri, cherry 7up
18. Frozen with ceri, cherry 7up
19. Frozen with kacang mentega and ceri, cherry 7up
20. oleh itself

If anda try any of these and like it, please write a komentar and tell me which one(s) anda tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A lemon

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if anda think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon is lying on the puncak, atas step, and anda are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. detik later anda land on your ass, and selanjutnya anda are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon that was created oleh your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if anda ever, one hari decide to call me that. If anda think I'm insane, run away, because anda are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too anda a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. anda think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey acak and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red rubah, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when anda sneeze because when anda sneeze, your jantung stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A siput can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only binatang that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders lebih than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical kuda with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the musik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos atau rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like anda know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their pertanyaan with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got lebih "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A tahun has passed by, and Don is chosen oleh the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef kapak with a cashew. Instead, Don...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, atau absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...

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NikPiks - Ready Player One is Bad and Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the baru saja years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad menulis behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and gabung the ranks of washed up directors like...

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5 Random, but Important Lessons From 60s batman

posted by mrcodegeass

The 1966 batman live action is known for how goofy it is. Despite how campy the tampil was it had lots of genuine jantung and great lessons.

1. Women can be crime fighters.

During the 1960s women were still not treated with proper respect. Thankfully the show's wonderful creator, William Dozier, helped things out oleh adding a female crime fighter to the show's third season: Batgirl. A lot of the show's female characters were easily tricked sidekicks to the male bad guys. The female sidekicks were a parody of what unfair men thought of women back in the past. Batgirl came along in the show's third...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards oleh an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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My puncak, atas 10 LEAST favorit Celebrites

posted by Coffeeuser

I've really been looking meneruskan, ke depan to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason anda like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what anda think.

10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.

9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fan like garbage.

9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.

8. Will Ferrell. Treats fan like garbage.

8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.

7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.

6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.

5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fan as well.

5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.

4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?

3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?

2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.

1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?

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WayUp: Jobs and Internships for College Students and baru saja Grads

posted by KotokoAihara

Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp

Hi! I work for a company called WayUp; an online site where college students can apply for jobs and internships. Before I started working for WayUp, I had created an account on WayUp to apply for jobs (one of which was a job for WayUp). What I really like about WayUp is the layout of the website as well as the variety of jobs available. What I especially like about many of the jobs is that anda can work on online atau on your college campus. When I say working on campus, I don't mean that anda are employed oleh your college. What I mean is that anda will be a representative of a company on your campus...

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Last Friday - creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if anda drive down this road on a hari were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then anda might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is berkata to be easy to recognize cause if its summer atau winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones anda can find in the stores. according to the story,if anda drive up along side her and roll down the window...