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Fan fiction by YoYoLover4Ever posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The scene starts with Yoyo walking the park; bored out of his fricking mind; a set-up for a party behind him as he looks down at the dog at his feet.

"Where the Hell is everyone...?" he mutters to himself as he kicks the dog in front of him. "I thought there was gonna be a party..." Yoyo sighs and kicks the dog again so hard; the dog turns around and bites his ass. Yoyo; out of frustration; kicked the dog powerfully.

The dog yelps and runs away; leaving Yoyo all alone to his boredom again. "Fuck...WHERE IS EVERYONE!" Yoyo finally cries out; and then decides to break into the local liquor store and steals some drinks for the party.
Article by Immortal42 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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What Color Of Socks Are anda Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
berwarna merah muda, merah muda = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are anda Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict

What Is Your Natural Hair Color?

Auburn = That Every One Wants To Make Out With
Blonde = With A Broken Heart
Black = With A Sexy Smile
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Why?I didn't want to do this!A war??God.It was so fast.I could remember the crowds cheering.
Everyone else had guns,swords,and some were standing on one knee behind a huge gun.
"10."A guard said.
My eyes closed,the song Summertime-By Bridgit Mendler-echoed in my head.10 butterflies.
"9,"9 Birds.
"8," 8 Clouds.
"7,"7 Days a Week.
"6,"6 Caterpillars.
"5,"5 Fingers.
"4,"4 Trees.
"3,"3 Leaves.
"2,"2 Branches.
"1."1 sun,1 way,and 1 war.My eyes opened instantly.
I pulled out my Sword.
People yelling.
Then it happened,almost death.
The three of us ran forward,swords in front.Suddenly,THUNK!I tripped on a branch.
"Help!!"I yelled.I saw a girl run towards me.Then,in the corner of my eye,Alicia stabbed her.Then picked me up.I couldn't believe it.Henry was 17 feet away.I starred at him.Grrr....He left me,to die!!!!When a whistle went off.Everyone starred,breathing heavily.I didn't breathe.I starred.
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small kupu-kupu rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the bunga on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are anda doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went in.
Screams.Everyone was in the hut.A large room.
Then,I saw someone I haven't in months.
She beckoned us to come in.
Then I saw a guy in a robe.On a stage.
"Everyone in here....Will fight in the royal Freestone war."He said.
Screams and cheers.
I quickly tried to open the door,but Maybelle locked it.
Then...Shock grew on my face,also...Anger.
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She berkata slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I was going to die.I could just hear the police sirens,mom calling relatives to come to my funeral,and seeing Yesus and God.I was giving up.I heard small footsteps.
I turned around to see Alicia and Henry.
"Sarah?Are anda okay?"They asked in unison.
I jumped up and hugged them.I could see some of the blood from my knee on Alicia's shorts.
Opinion by RosaluvzJB posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, cinta a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking pantat, keledai so happily
Supernova, bend anda over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking anda right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock anda outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when anda go against me,
anda better recognize, leave anda paralyzed!
Body in the woods, leave anda here to die,

anda will never find another one of our kind!
Like a machine; ultimate in design!
Super power monster bunga to the sky!
Beyond! Uh!
Course clear winning cheer!
Article by Hattress posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The most acak thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do anda call me and not say anything?
detik time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me oleh accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she bernyanyi "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.

H: Ok.

E: I was talking with Alex through Skype

H: And?

E: Well, she was eating a Satino puding and Maria was sitting selanjutnya to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she berkata she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
Article by sakurahanazono posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending anda have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)

2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!

This only works on people if anda get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first atau else they might figure it out.

I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended atau if anda get into trouble for doing these!

- good luck :3
Opinion by BookWord123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. laporan everything and komentar 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say anda hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' atau 'You're so annoying' atau 'No' on a dinding post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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save school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice. class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose. a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down. a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song. school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and shout in there face 'GAY LOVE'

6. on valentines hari in the middle of class go up to the teacher and propose to them. a toko get loads of stuff and once the worker has scanned it all say 'OOPs sorry out of cash'

8.if a car is for sale on the side of the road flip the For sale sign over and write on it 'Free to a good halaman awal make sure u feed him and give him water'.
Guide by sakurahanazono posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.) Start saying the pertanyaan really loudly and if they try to tell anda to be quite say "shhh this is a test anda know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering acak numbers to the person selanjutnya to anda and then when the teacher tells anda off say "They made me give them the jawaban atau they berkata they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at anda say "What are anda lookin at!" atau "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on puncak, atas of the meja and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have anda been spying on me and teling it everything!"
Guide by sakurahanazono posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.)When your teacher asks any pertanyaan say "Why does my kucing breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is membaca out facts say "Lies! Lies!" atau "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why anda didn't do your homework say " anda can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on puncak, atas of the meja and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks anda to answer a pertanyaan say "The brain anda are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*

8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.

9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at halaman awal but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!!...
Article by MissChicky97 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying acak stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some acak application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. anda have no means to do so. anda cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien anda know!!

Cleverbot: anda are a computer, how can anda cinta a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure anda are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?
List by Sandfire_Paiger posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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60 pertanyaan People Dont Ask Survey from

When's the last time anda ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are anda dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans halaman awal tomorrow.
Do anda celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do anda get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have anda ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do anda own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did anda copy and paste this survey? - Nope.
Do anda eat raw cookie dough? - When I can.
Have anda ever kicked a vending machine? - No, but I've kicked my locker.
Don't anda hate it when the radio ruins good songs oleh playing them over and over? - I don't really care.
Do anda watch Trading Spaces? - Never heard of it.
How do anda eat oreos? - kue, cookie first, then frosting.
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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When I got home,I ran to my room.I couldn't stand talking to my mom,it reminds me of dad.I couldn't believe how evil Ariana is!My dad left me and mom,but this time,Ariana made him leave!She made the hurt!The pain!And,the memories!That night,I couldn't sleep.I kept crying.Dad was the best dad!I got so used to him being selanjutnya to me,that it harder to let him go!It wasn't his fault.It was Jim Smith's!He killed my dad!He made the pain!He shot my father!My jantung ached a pain no one could ever feel!How come Henry never had any problems!He has a mom,dad,brother,sister,a family!I wish I was him!I could feel Alicia's pain,too.I lost my dog when I was seven.I had every pain in the world!
The selanjutnya hari me and Alicia had a special meeting in the pohon house.
"So,he was about to come home,then anda got the call?"Alicia asked about my dad.
"Yeah,what about Sparky?What happened to him?"I asked.
"I don't wanna talk about him."She replied.
"Come on!"I begged.
"No!No,I don't want to!"She said.
Opinion by KillingIzGood posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, anda need it down. anda don't hear us
complaining about anda leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable jawaban to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if anda want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we berkata 6 months yang lalu is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all komentar become null and void after 7 days.
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Me and Henry were running to the pohon house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's anda emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my friends found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did anda find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest selanjutnya to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She berkata in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come on Henry!"I said.
"Okay,sweet heart,I gotta go.Other people are calling.Bye."She said.
"Okay.Come on Henry!"I couldn't wait.I ran and found the woman and Sarah.
"Sarah!Oh thank God you're alive!"I berkata and hugged her.
"Sh!She's trying to remember!Ariana stabbed her!"Sarah whispered.
"She...she...Maybelle.Find her.Help...her!She...Wait.What are you're.Names?"She asked and stumbled over her words.
Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly berkata to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match anda either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are anda the child of your father atau of your mother? I would like to know lebih about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored atau embarrassed oleh your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But let me ask anda a pertanyaan first, and then I will give anda my answer.' At that, the novice clapped his hands and asked, 'Please tell me which of my hands made the sound? The right one, atau the left one?'
"'The sound came from both, neither from the right one alone nor the left alone,' answered the master.
"'Exactly. My reply to your pertanyaan is the same. I come from both of my parents. I am neither the child of my father, nor of my mother alone. And as for my looks, anda should ask my parents.'
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all berkata in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends alone!"I said.
"People say things!"She protested.
"That's no excuse.Let her go!"I shouted,moving my finger to the door.
"Never!I might as well kill you,too!"She said.
"I won't let you!"I grabbed my sword and swung it against her head,she ducked.Then she did the same thing.When I ducked,I swung at her leg.
Article by Wendy99 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give lebih than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving lebih than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants anda to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help anda answer these questions:

A B C D E F G H I J K l M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Opinion by adaug posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom berkata and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did anda do that?"I asked."You need to come to the pohon house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the pohon house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the pohon house.I got dressed and ran downstairs."Mom!I'm going to play with Alicia and Henry!"I hollered."Okay!"She hollered back.
They brought me to a path.We ran down it.We went across three houses.We stopped at a wooden pohon house.A lock on the door."367."Alicia told me.I put in the combination.I opened the doors.A blue rug on the floor.A nightstand with drawers.A rack with three of the same swords,except one thing was different.Each had each of our initials!One berkata AQ,Alicia Quimby.The other berkata HB,Henry Barles.And the third one berkata SJ,Sarah Johnson!
List by NinaDobrev13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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- I decided to batal my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

- 'Are anda as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when anda read it backwards...

- Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.

Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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One fine hari in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.

(i like that thing atau whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
Article by Wendy99 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and anda shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a pertanyaan for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The detik is gobbling down the puncak, atas and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the puncak, atas of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the puncak, atas and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."

Opinion by tokidoki123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and malaikat were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. malaikat Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" berkata Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked around him. A Open road gazed at at him in the distance. A car rode by,There was Two Frightened 12 years olds in it and a Teen. "Over here!" Called hex as he waved the car to his side
The car pulled over "Give me directions to The town" berkata hex to the teen "I'll give anda a lift"
berkata the teen "jump in" he Said. Hex got in with out a word. The two boys passed him a note. Hex uncrumpled the paper it said: Get us out of here! He's keeping us captive! Hex's Eyes widened as he read the note. "Um...pull over for a minute,please?" "Sure" berkata the teen driver. He pulled...