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posted by deathding
 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, atau JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless anda get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.


But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived...
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posted by ShadowFan100
I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows anda WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't...
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posted by BlackPetals
(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met anda the selanjutnya day,
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ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add acak ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.

when i have lebih ideas ill give i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komentar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
posted by scarlet009
NOT oleh ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when anda think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever anda have to say during commercials.
3. If anda don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about anda ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like anda to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that anda can eat all you...
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posted by jedigal1990
 ajl's user icon
ajl's user icon
Hello fellow acak fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform anda that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pertanyaan saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now anda will not be able to find these two contributions why anda ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if anda want proof that she berkata this check out this forum
Now anda may ask...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's malaikat oleh mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Make a quilt out of used koktil, koktail napkins.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your orange.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Plant a shoe.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Pour instant...
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posted by dreamcatcher321
there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are lebih than this. anda are bliss. anda are lebih than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are lebih than this. anda are bliss. anda are lebih than...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Do anda work at Subway? Because anda just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do anda want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang anda on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but anda can expect lebih than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't anda like pizza?
Do anda work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw anda checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin atau cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by jeniffer2200
-Get a magazine and get a pen and start making funny faces to the pictures

-If anda have a video game turn it on and play and if anda play with protagonist start making funny deaths to him/her

-Write a song

-if anda are a girl go and make a new hair style (it's fun)

-go and play online games

-Hear some musik and try to sing a-long

-Watch a comedy movie/series

-Try to help your mum oleh cooking atau cook yourself

-if anda have a pet go and play with it

-call some friends and tell them what have anda done along the day

-plan for a party and create invitations

-if anda like to draw,draw a member from your family and give it to him/her as a gift

-Chat with friends online on fanpop,facebook,twitter ETC.

-Go and cari for some new wallpaper online for your computer
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. lebih than machinery, we need humanity. lebih than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
anda can be the kacang mentega to my jelly
You can be the kupu-kupu I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the awan when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy anda complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the apel, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied oleh some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” berkata her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
User: Wendigo atau yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome atau disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious atau vile; an action that arouses disgust atau abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with anda at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak anda soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he atau she yells at you. Then ask if anda got the job.
Stick a piece of brokoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he atau she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s meja tulis, meja in front...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)

Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my gitar doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do anda remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well

FCE Complete
posted by Bluekait

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

anda never lived in the streets though anda wish anda had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel


If anda need help atau another example for a better understanding, let me know.
So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorit characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past atau fantasi time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...
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