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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if anda worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell anda to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorit song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow acak people off and tell them what to buy every menit atau so. If anda get in trouble, say anda were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kerah and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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posted by cute20k
Do anda have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause anda to spit and ask anda not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. anda fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. anda blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All hari long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...
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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.

-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first hari after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do anda want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do anda cinta me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do anda think that one hari anda may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can anda ciuman me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do anda think that anda may meninju, pukulan me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the puncak, atas in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long yang lalu lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived oleh simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend lebih than anda can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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posted by karpach_14
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are anda doing something?” atau “Have anda eaten already?” are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written oleh a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever anda do, don't just tampil up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and anda will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to ciuman in...
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posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the puncak, atas of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasi Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a jalan, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a banteng so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize banteng for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact anda to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by invadercalliope
Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if anda cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
She met a boy within menit of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went halaman awal and cryed uncontrolably.
The selanjutnya hari at...
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posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks anda should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some buku to class and read them instead of paying attention atau doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your pertanyaan to the class.

When the teacher...
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puncak, atas 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give anda her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when anda try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s diberikan anda a fake number. Some women will give anda their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell anda why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when anda want to get kicked out of the DMV. oleh Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy selanjutnya to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over oleh a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people selanjutnya to anda look at anda funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down selanjutnya to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorit tampil the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big tampil number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
posted by ShiningsTar542
If anda think anda membaca all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until anda read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years yang lalu when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been cinta with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
1) wacg alote of T.V. atau be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make anda sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda atau crush
4) gety near load stuff atau equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late jam
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms jalan, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make anda hiper

those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.

plz writ a commet to tell me what anda did on the list

posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite atau scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a pisau of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, anda don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bas, bass Pro toko atau anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift toko and destroy everything...
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posted by animemaykat101
Are anda super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
There are also lots of retarted games anda can play on this site if anda are boredXD


Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send anda a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...
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Are anda addicted? Are anda a super fan? Are anda just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are anda on fanpop too much?

1. anda see something anda like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. anda start shipping people anda know atau see.

3. anda hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. anda hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. anda hear something and anda want to komentar on it.

6. anda have great ideas of something anda should post on fanpop at completely acak times of day.

7. anda get a new favorit and HAVE to...
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posted by EleanorSeville
1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's gerobak, keranjang
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. pindah "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

I said,
Why do anda always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd anda treat your life like a dream?

She skipped over to the 4th pew
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