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Opinion by funnyshawna posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend anda are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend anda can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing on the sun.
8.    Ditto the moon, atau any other celestial body.
9.    Wear it as a lovely fashionable accessory.
10.    Wear it to make sure your contacts don’t fall out.
11.    Sew a few together and make a shirt.
List by raknaff posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and anda don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask anda a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*


10. I missed what anda berkata right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. anda should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were anda talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does someone need a hug?

14. Well...its not my problem I don't know the jawaban anda have the book full of answers!

15. *raise your hand* Ooooo pick on me I have the answer!!!

16. Why did anda pick on me when he knows the answer?!
Article by izzzyroxmysocks posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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HELLO if anda dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if anda do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
hannah montana
the color green
my glasses

things i like
fan pop
surfing the web
the #74
the color blue
cokelat milk
daisy(my dog)
now i will put acak sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause cokelat susu iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on fan pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my friends in pennsylvania
Article by xSHOCKYx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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An inhabitant of Mount Jory, Paramatta, was believed to be dead. his supposed remains were about to be committed, when a mourning relative startled the bystanders oleh exclaiming, "I must see my father once more; something tells me he is not dead!" the coffin was thereupon opened and found to contain a living inmate.

In May, 1864, a man died very suddenly at a hospital in the state of New York, and as the doctors could not explain the cause of death they resolved upon a post-mortem examination, but when they made the first cut with the knife, the supposed dead man jumped up and grasped the doctor's throat. the doctor was terrified, and died of apoplexy on the spot, but the "dead man" recovered fully.

On November 1, 1992, Roberta Jones, a 68-year-old Seattle, Washington, woman suffering from colon cancer was pronounced dead oleh emergency medical technicians after her cold body was found without a detectable heartbeat. She had no pulse and was not breathing. Her body was taken to the Columbia Funeral halaman awal where an employee noticed that the "corpse" was breathing. She was immediately taken to Harborview Medical Center where she died...
Article by big-fat-meanie posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Article by big-fat-meanie posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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puncak, atas selling albums in 1980s
The puncak, atas selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed oleh Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the tahun 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand cinta Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american pie"
The airplane Buddy holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

How do anda count cards in blackjack?
A blackjack card counter performs a simple calculation...over and over and over again. The goal is to bet lebih money when a deck is loaded with big cards 10,Jack, Queen,King, & Ace because the chances of a dealer busting increases. To figure out when the deck favors the player they do the following:
Article by big-fat-meanie posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I have a dream that one hari this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one hari on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the meja of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one hari even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one hari live in a nation where they will not be judged oleh the color of their skin but oleh the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one hari right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to gabung hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
Article by taylorrocks posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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once i was at a movie theater with my friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are anda and we were like why dose it matter and he berkata no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like anda need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because anda get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!
Opinion by Alx_master posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Today 1/21/09 at 2 o clock IN THE MORNING, someone called me, at first I thought it was my cell phone alarm to go to school. Since I thought it was an alarm I didn't say anything, then I heard this guy say "hello". I was freaked out why would someone call me this early, so I just hanged up. I went to sleep and 10 menit later someone calls me again, it was the same guy. I was still asleep and still thought it was my alarm. This time, but realized it wasn't. I berkata "hello" and the guy said, "where r u?". I don't know why, but I hanged up. I went to sleep again, and guess what he called again. This time I was angry, but asleep at the same time. I said, "Look, It's 2 a.m. why are anda calling me?". I think he didn't hear me, because he said, "Hello" like three times, then he berkata "I'm outside, where are you?". Then I said, "I think anda got the wrong number, so can anda stop freaking calling me, whoever anda are?. The guy was confused and berkata nothing, then he berkata in a calm low voice "Sorry". Sorry my ass, it took 20 menit to go back to sleep. Don't worry I got his number in my phone, so I'm going to do him a prak call. Hehehehe..
Article by i_luv_angst posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling kue, cookie door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
Article by lydiascats posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
my brother

things i like:
chicken fingers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothic colors

words to describe me:

I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!

as i said, totally dumb and random.
Opinion by cheeeese posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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List by i_luv_angst posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are anda there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored hari for self-destruction.
Opinion by funnyshawna posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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hey there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m cinderella on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the selanjutnya best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t anda even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed back to the street, but anda can’t read my mind, oh, no, the rest is still unwritten. I may look like a fool, but the costume makes the clown. I need to be the kind of dream anda never share, but, alright, I give in! I’m walking on quicksand every last time I come home. I may need a doctor to keep me busy, but I play the game like all the rest. My eyes are on fire, make me glow. I’ve got bad tato and worse IDs. I’m caught in a maze, but I won’t be forgotten. Ill build the moon for you, if anda give me a clue. I never think, but my thoughts are as deep as any. I thought that I was in...
List by 18squirt posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your anjing hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Dress like your favorit Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Listen to a painting.
Play with matches.
Buff your cat.
Raise professional racing ferrets.
Paint your orange.
Read Homer in the original Greek.
Article by angy7sdg posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless rongsokan, sampah in the garage.

Only in America we buy hot anjing in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

List by Joe1996 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When anda get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him oleh his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks anda to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
Article by haroldbeatboxer posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot anjing wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, anda get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when anda touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick atau treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders permen over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.

Opinion by McDreamyluva posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks anda To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your meja tulis, meja And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever anda go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
Article by popalj posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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In a pub in cornwall there were seven people
enjoying a nice drink in the evening .
As the evening went on someone heard a glass being thrown in another room the room was empty
when people asked the owner of the pub what happend he informed them it was the regular ghost.
In years gon oleh i appeard to be that this ghost
was after the landlords daughter and because of this he got hung in the pub but his ghost remains.

(this story is true

Most people heard the Bloody Mary legend when they were children, listening to spooky ghost stories around the campfire. The tale is still told to this hari at slumber parties, campouts, and late-night bonfire parties.

The legend claims that the evil witch can be summoned oleh chanting "Bloody Mary" 3 times into a mirror in a darkened room at the stroke of midnight. The number of times "Bloody Mary" needs to be called to summon the witch seems to vary, with three and thirteen seeming to be the most populer number of chants. The bathroom is also the most populer setting to test out the legend, but other dark rooms seem applicable.
Opinion by hm94991 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I found this link. This will last anda days. XD

Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.

One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave oven was invented oleh mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the cokelat bar he had in his pocket.

Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.

Only 14% of Americans say they've skinny dipped with the opposite sex.

"60 Minutes" on CBS is the only TV tampil to not have a theme song atau music.
Opinion by pollyloveshouse posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This is another chain mail I found, but this one is probably my favourite ever! I can laugh for hours, so enjoy =D

"These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are
things people actually berkata in court, word for word, taken down and published oleh court reporters. Just goes to tampil how bad the law profession has gotten.

ATTORNEY: Are anda sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What gear were anda in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: anda forget? Can anda give us an example of something anda forgot?
Opinion by hm94991 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

Opinion by hm94991 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The following are actual stories provided oleh travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his atau her hair wouldn't get messed up oleh being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make anda look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He berkata he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
Opinion by pollyloveshouse posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some lebih that I came up with too, hope anda enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to cari the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if anda can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's
always the last place anda look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would anda keep looking