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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person selanjutnya to anda if they know how to tap into top-secret segi lima, pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the hapus key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever anda hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard oleh reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why anda have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects.
Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that anda haven't received enough cokelat sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pertanyaan with another question. As soon as one of anda says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but anda didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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24 fans
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a lebih suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did anda hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to tampil the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person selanjutnya to anda to help anda study them (get them wrong).
Opinion by werewolflover posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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56 fans
1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the meja laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the meja is set for3 clear your throat and say anda forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if anda have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the puncak, atas of your lungs
8;when anda eat makan malam stare into luar angkasa and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)

Opinion by angelicahardy posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps and her hard breathing as she was walking on her face an evil grin her skin whit blus was sticking to her skin she was walking bare foot through a narrow lane there was broken pieces of alcohol bottles Madeline’s foot was on puncak, atas of the broken glass in the far distance she could hear chanting she stopped and swung her head around Madeline’s grin dropped she saw that a houses door was wide open she quickly walked into the house and had a look around she got into the living room there was spray paint every ware she couldn’t make out the words but she noticed on the other dinding letters...
Article by werewolflover posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Yeah,this is the first artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 tahun old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If anda met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know anda don't hit when anda don't get what anda want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's lebih but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what anda think in komentar please:)
Opinion by sonicgirl9 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A rubah, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of lebih than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities berkata Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's sarang, den and found a trove of alas kaki down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," berkata a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a rubah betina mencuri them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.

Opinion by teamalice_0 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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6 fans
1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog atau cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at anda look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat atau dog to bug the other!
(Only if anda want two animals!)

4. When your dog atau cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and anda are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so anda can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
Opinion by boomy678 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, atau pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids

1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum lebih gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min atau completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting lebih till anda reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
List by BellaSwan636 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down perahu in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like anda that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' atau 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,""

-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette...
Guide by The-Stig posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what anda think.

Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.

Basically All anda need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend

anda draw an 8 oleh 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. anda then choose whether to be see through circles atau shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, anda take it in turns to draw your lingkaran in, and try to 'connect 4'.

remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.

Have fun, and tell em if anda want lebih of my games ;)
List by BellaSwan636 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the bunga girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure anda disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call anda repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure anda set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill cokelat fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid pindah oleh getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
Fan fiction by seacat243 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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bernyanyi Career

I thought this was going to be one of the most exciting events in my entire life but, it was the opposite. All my life I wanted to be a singer. I thought I would never get the opportunity to work out my vocals. But one day, it all happened… “Oooo, what’s this?” I berkata as I looked at a commercial on T.V. The commercial said, “Ever dreamed of becoming a singer? Now’s your chance!!! Go to If anda send us an E-mail, We might actually sign anda up to be a singer!!! So, again that’s, if anda want to sign up!!!!!” “I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SINGER!!!!” I gasped. My mother gasped as well, then she said, “Now’s your chance!!!!! Go on!!!!!” "Yeah go!!!" My Bro said. I never thought he could be so supportive. Maybe this was a dream. Then I berkata to myself, Oh whatever!! I'm going to be a singer!!! I then went to the computer room as fast as my legs could carry me. I went to my E-mail and wrote them a letter saying that I wanted to become a singer. When the commercial was shooting, it showed their E-mail on the screen....
List by BellaSwan636 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kerah and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When anda get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when anda reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a sudip, spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
Article by Little_Cullen posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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O.K, so the other hari we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, anda know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once lebih at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure oleh now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
List by thatguywashot posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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38 fans
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray anjing in mantel closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet musik with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person selanjutnya to it: "Is this kursi SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant pantai ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten menit before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would anda rather be stoned atau crucified?"

10.Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.

11.Start a wave.

12.Do cool things with the lighting.

Article by Cullen_Marissa9 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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5 fans
Heyy this is marissa I just want to get out of school all ready it seems like its just draging on and taking forever. I cant take it anymore. The only good thing about scool is that is takes up your time and your not totally bored out of your mind. Im soooooooooooooo excuted for summer Im going to make so much money and my brother works at the film so I get free movie so Its pretty chill and I can take whoever i want and if your suck up that might not work very well anda have to one of my best friends like jordan of my friend kimmy I havent seen her in foreves so enough about me I want to know a little about anda people haha just post it atau what evers I hate thoughs words this girl I know says it all the time.haha ttygl

lolz like hi!
Article by Jackimo17 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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As anda may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes anda dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum berkata th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do anda think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho komentar fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
Fan fiction by Yama posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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5 fans
I went into my room after being lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a mandi, shower to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the mandi, shower feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew makan malam was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for makan malam too. She was wearing a beautiful teal blue dress, it was tight at the puncak, atas and torso and was loose at the bottom half, her dress ended at knee lenghth. It complmented her figure beautifully. I was in a nice electric blue evening gaun with a few black stripes here and there. I glanced at the clock. Emily smiled, "Are anda ready to go down?". I beamed and nodded. So she and I marched down four flights of stairs. The dining room was massive and beautiful. I was stunned that it wasn't done up red and gold, it was ice blue,white and black. Many people were already here, eating. We were shown to a kursi and...
Opinion by ihavOTD posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that anda can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tanggal Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do anda realize how crazy and gross a lot of fan are???? Here is a gross artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached oleh “Gross”, “Bleeding” Fans
May 17, 2009 · 208 Comments

in Robert Pattinson

New Moon bintang Robert Pattinson revealed that he had quite a disturbing experience with some fan that took his fictional character a bit too far–

“One time there were these four girls - in Chicago I think - and they had all scratched their necks until they bled, and then when they came up to me they had these bleeding scabs. It was gross.”
Fan fiction by slimd13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This is a story about a young man who is 17 years of age,dark skinned with black hair and brown eyes, and went to a school called jalan, street Moon High, were he met a young lady oleh the name Jessica Rutherson, she was very faired skinned womanwith brown eyes. Justin and Jessica started dating at the end of the eleventh grade. When they were in twelth grade Justin took Jessica everywhere she wanted to go. When they graduated, Justin took jessica on a five hari vacation, away from the town. Own the third day, he popped the question. She answered with a simmple "Yes". When the vacation was over, Jessica hopped on her horse and rode through town to spred the newsand find a preacher to wed them.
Article by Mallory101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
anda may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that anda would die for.

2.. At least 15 people in this world
cinta anda in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate anda
is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from anda can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about anda
before they go to sleep.

6. anda mean the world to someone.

7. anda are special and unique.

8. Someone that anda don't even know exists loves you.

9. When anda make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When anda think the world
Opinion by Little_Cullen posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones anda don't enjoy but anda don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just bermimpi (about a bunch of grapes, with each anggur having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if anda must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one anggur had just berkata to another "What did the anggur do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) oleh the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if anda want to surprise a mouse".

I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the...
Article by Euri posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

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Scientist One: THE artikel unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

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Scientist One: Now see here, it can do NOTHING! I mean just look at that poor person membaca this, nothing else to do in life!

Scientist Three: I object to that statement!

Scientist Two: As do I, THE artikel is helping Fanpop!
Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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