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Review by Free_Spirit posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves akting it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the hari I lost all my friends lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in tahun 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat selanjutnya to fred who i had sat selanjutnya to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females oleh the way, they choose those names off a tampil called mighty boosh) and way and bolo and nabu sat together as well (same show) anyway so my fred pulled out a bag of lollies, anda know the really big bag, (you should know that I had ten saschets of sugar before, and I so won a bet lol) so i instantly took all the red ones out and ate them and anyone who took one from me was pushed down the isle of the bus lol. anyway a boy on the other side of me asked to play truth and dare so i obliged and did all dare feeling happy.
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Opinion by rolie1 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE hari I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE tempat tidur AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE selanjutnya MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!

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List by patrisha727 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every menit in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of luar angkasa dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 pertanyaan a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 menit in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every tahun the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a beruang is as tall as a giraffe.

The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.

The bulls-eye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.
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List by SaitoSaturno posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. I've got my perpustakaan card and im checking anda out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are anda wearing luar angkasa pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those kue, cookie for sale?
5. anda must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are anda a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep anda in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. anda wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do anda like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
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List by patrisha727 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Here's more! ^_^



During World War II, IBM built counting machines the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

During World War II, the British Intelligence used the Colossus Machines (precursor to computers) at Bletchley Park to help decode the enigma code of the Nazis.

The first Computer was ENIAC, short for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer, unveiled on February 14, 1946 (Thanks D.B. of AU)

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led oleh a man who thought he was the brother of Yesus Christ.

Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people lebih live on this Earth now, than before anda finished membaca this.
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List by patrisha727 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some lebih facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half lebih than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the queen atau king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing was revealed on 7/8/07 atau July 8th, 07.

Adding a drop of zaitun oil and lemon jus to an ice cube then running it over your face gives anda better results than some expensive skin care products.

250 to 300 million cell phones are being used in the U.S

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Article by emisa123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Whenever anda eat ice cream with a friend, start bernyanyi "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your friends has a emas fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If anda friends has a emas fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your friends asks why, tell them the ikan were lonely.

4. When menulis and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit diberikan to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever anda like.

8. tampil them this daftar XD

If anda have any lebih ways, please write them in komentar so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123


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Opinion by Bibelot posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic detik line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying anda simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I cinta your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'


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Opinion by rolie1 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s puncak, atas superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant capacity of approximately 13 servings of fruits and vegetables in just four ounces.
Provides nutritional benefits for all ages.


COMPANY OVERVIEW

MonaVie is sold in the United States (and all its territories), Brazil, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Japan, Israel, and Mexico. We are rapidly expanding to other markets around the world as we build a truly global brand.
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Article by Cyrusrocks posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Okay, i was almost spammed, so i am warning everyone here, spread this artikel far and wide. Yesterday, i was on my computer and this thing popped up. It was called Windows Security Suite, and it berkata that 20 virus' were attacking my computer. I called my mom and she berkata to turn off the computer. When she got home, we turned it back on, and apparently 23 virus' were attacking the computer, but, they were doing absolutely nothing to the computer, and Norton Antivirus never poped up and told us about these so-called virus' My sister couldn't figure it out, so we turned the computer off.( and it's only in my files of the computer) So, when i went on today, it berkata that 60 virus' were attacking the computer. (and it's always Windows Security Suite saying this) So i googled it, and all i could find was how to uninstall it, for people who had fallen for it and bough the $60 three-month package protection to make it go away. so anyways i clicked on one of the sites, and it says that Windows Security Suite is a FAKE antispyware program, therefore it is spam. So yeah, watch out for that and don't fall for it and tell other people.
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Article by emisa123 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD anda TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your friends is trying to tell anda something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When anda friends is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I cinta YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If anda go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD mcdonald's RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a acak stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that jeruk, orange dust anda get on Nacho Cheese Flavored Doritos. Then, put your hand on your friends shoulder and say "I really like your shirt!"

6. When your friends is talking to you, randomly start lightly punching atau kicking him. See how long it takes him to yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"

7. Avoid talking to your friend for a few days. When he/she asks anda why, give them the finger and run off. A few days later, start laughing and joking with them like nothing happened. Repeat every other week.
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Guide by akatsuki_otaku posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Pick the bulan anda were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the hari (number) anda were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
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Guide by Bibelot posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking bunga from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If anda can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
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Article by Cyrusrocks posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm menulis anda this letter to tell anda that I'm leaving anda forever. I've been a good man to anda for 7 years & I have nothing to tampil for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that anda quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, anda came halaman awal & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorit meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. anda ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. anda don't tell me anda cinta me anymore; anda don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either anda are cheating on me atau anda don't cinta me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Guide by Bibelot posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of anda just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open oleh themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call anda an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open and demand that it stays open until anda hear the penny anda dropped down the shaft to 'plink' at the bottom.

8.Stare, grinning, at another person for a while, and then announce,"i've got new socks on."

9.Meow occasionally.

10.Stare at another person for a while, then scream,"you are one of THEM" and pindah to the far corner of the elevator.
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Opinion by Hollestercutie posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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All with [x] apply to me all with r idks


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[x]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(no)

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
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List by patrisha727 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This is the last part.... unless if Ilook for lebih facts! Thx for reading! ^_^




The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Electricity doesn't pindah through a wire but through a field around the wire.

The blueprints for the Eiffel Tower covered lebih than 14,000 square feet of drafting paper.

Abraham lincoln was the only U.S. president ever granted a patent.

General U.S. Grant owned slaves.

According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The punishment? The offense was punishable oleh hanging.

akting was once considered to be evil, and the actors in the first English play to be performed in America were arrested.

In India it costs less to have sex with a prostitute than it does to buy a condom.

In Papua New Guinea there are villages within five miles of each other that speak different languages.
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List by shiriny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

lebih famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy sinar, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz



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Opinion by flipflopkitteh posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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-Cats: Will treat anda like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.

-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.

-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for anda to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your tempat tidur and take up all the space.

-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.

-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when anda try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will eat the remote.

-Cats: Will insist on your undivided attention, but only when they want it.
-Dogs: Will want your attention when the cat has it.

-Cats: Will make a point to sleep on your folded laundry.
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Opinion by sarabeara posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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THIS daftar ISN'T MINE. It belongs to "thatboyandrew" on youtube. This daftar is from his original video. If anda haven't seen the video, here's the link:

link

NOTE: This is JUST a joke. I did not come up with this list. I just thought I'd post it for fun.

60) Latifah
59) Shaniqua
58) Latoya
57) Laquisha
56) La'Kisha
55) La'Tanya
54) Rohandra
53) Bon'Quisha
52) Sha'Tanya
51) Toprameneesha
50) La'Quishria
49) Bonifa
48) Shataniana
47) Levondia
46) Bufanaquishria
45) La'Quishraniqua
44) Barbeesha
43) Mo'Nique
42) Abduiniana
41) Fo'Landra
40) Kisha
39) Bon'Qui Qui
38) V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
37) Sha'Nay Nay
36) Tay Tay
35) Da'Quonde
34) La'Trice
33) Deedra
32) Tramicia
31) De'Lanice
30) Ka'Likatifrianiqua
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Article by monsy38 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a tempat tidur with a porcupine sleeping on puncak, atas of me. The tempat tidur that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing, and a BIG cupcake that instead of sprinkels had bitten apples. So, knowing that the end was near i began to pray and looked up at the sky. There was a awan floating lazily across it and gliding across the awan were two penguins. One of them had a four from the brocken clock on his beak. Moreover there was a mountain coming out of the sky where a tupai was nesting. A messed up cube floated past the tupai and i searched to see where it was coming from. Some really funky looking man that seemed to be made from confetti was blowing CUBE bubbles. At the same time he was riding a scooter...
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Article by shiriny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when anda sneeze because when anda sneeze, your jantung stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A siput can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only binatang that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders lebih than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

-Coca Cola was originally green

-Babies are born with 300 bones, but oleh adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies

-right handed people live on average nine years longer than left handed People do
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Article by shiriny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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-chocolate kills dogs! True, cokelat affects a dog's jantung and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are lebih active sleeping than watching TV

-There are lebih chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest

-The average four year-old child asks over four hundred pertanyaan a day.

-The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

-Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing
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List by patrisha727 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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lebih is coming.....




The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned roti was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it lebih healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language with three back-to-back double letter combinations.

There is a town in Sweden called "A" and a town in France called "Y."

What is called a "French kiss" in England and America is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The dot on puncak, atas of the letter "i" is called a "tittle." "Tittle" is Latin for something very small.
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List by TwilightSagaLdy posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Just decided to write something random! My first artikel so komentar if anda want!!! atau not!


Why am I menulis this?
Why is it hot atau cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
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