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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. When anda get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him oleh his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks anda to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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21 Ways to Say I cinta You



1. Call her the selanjutnya day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that anda can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say anda were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy beruang and chicken sup when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her bunga for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. ciuman her in the middle of a sentence.



13. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with anda ex when she is not with you, anda might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and ciuman her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes atau call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it

13.Make her laugh

14.Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15.If she’s mad at you, ciuman her.

16.If anda care about her, then TELL HER

17.Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your t-shirts (she’ll most...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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okay i decided to write an artikel to grip about things on here that really bug me if anda don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an artikel about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight rongsokan, sampah on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then anda wonder why we get upset believe it atau not some of us don't like twilight so pindah on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

detik gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer atau spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging people about stupid stuff like that and mind your own business its not hurting anyone so get a life

third gripe
- people misussing the pertanyaan section okay serioulsy a pertanyaan is a fact that anda don't know the answer too its not a place to play a game that is where a forum comes in and its not which one is your favorit that would be a pick atau what is this i already know the answer if anda already know the answer than don't ask atau make it a quiz. its also not a place to look for people to add anda i realize some people don't know that...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like anda twilight fan keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it atau not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across pertanyaan and video and fanpicks and pictures about twilight when we come on fanpop.
I have nothing against twilight but i'm not a fan and tired of seeing everything twilight on all the spots i go on it gets really annoying
yes anything goes on this site and if it was done a little bit it would be okay but seriously enough is enough this is not a twilight spot for crying out loud
please explain why not post this stuff on a twilight related spot there are plenty to choose from and there would be alot lebih people who share your views
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) pindah everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an gajah weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When anda recover, say anda can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.

7. After anda have your bath, membungkus, bungkus a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask anda what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping atau running into something. Look at the ground and whenever anda see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
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Article by emmett posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps anda out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around natal time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if anda can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push anda around while anda yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot
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Article by Fangirl99 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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thanksgiving is awesome!mostly,for 2 things. ot be with family,and FOODS! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats anda fav?i ts hard for me. its either the stuffing,mashpotatoes. atau PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

its gonna rock!myy grandma is coming over cause shes got no one to spend it with. how sad.

oaky, another acak werid artikel oleh me.
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Article by brooki posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope anda realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good friends don't let anda do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! anda actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If anda met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

komentar DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/


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Opinion by kristine95 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here anda go! =P

A siput can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An gajah is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, anda have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, oleh taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If anda try to hold back a sneeze, anda can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head atau neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders lebih than death!
The strongest muscle anda have is your tounge.
anda can't kill yourself oleh holding your breath.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. anda can do whatever anda damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your jantung desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet kursi issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.

10. anda can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.

11. anda can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)

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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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When it comes to guys, anda can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things anda might not know about the male that go beyond their favorit team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys anda probably didn't know, didn't want to know, atau didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as anda want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When anda tell a guy anda are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before anda reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.

3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.

4. Guys like it when it's bare, anda know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. I cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11. I cinta the fact that I will always be there for anda too.

12. I cinta how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.

13. I cinta how complete I feel when I am with you.

14. I cinta how our bodies just fit together.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their favorit cologne (which happens to be the one that anda bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at anda and anda want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they ciuman away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they tampil off around their friends, even though anda both know that anda would cinta them even if they missed a basket atau two


8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date


9. How they always know just what to say to make anda blush


10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make anda feel better, even if anda think that it is the worst thing that they could say

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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Reasons I cinta You:

1) The way anda stand oleh my side


2) The times anda make sure nothing will harm me


3) How anda always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, anda take the pain away with a joke


5) How anda always look deep into my eyes


6) How anda can make my jantung melt with your soft lips


7) The way anda hold my hand so tight


8) The way anda never let my hands go


8) How anda always watch out for me


9) They way anda make sure I have everything I need


10) How anda always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When anda buy me things out of the blue


12) How anda say the cutest things over and over and never gets old


13) The way anda play with my hair when I'm falling asleep


14) The way anda stare at me as if I am the most prettiest girl in the world!

15) The times when anda where determind for me not to be mad at anda anymore

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Opinion by milorox18 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If anda think you're fat, anda probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If anda ask a pertanyaan anda don't want an answer to, expect an
answer anda don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless anda are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.

9. anjing are better than ANY cats. Period.

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon atau the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.

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Opinion by sapherequeen posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I bet I know what some of anda are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat atau what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two menit when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod atau laptop for a week if I left it open again. atau when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see perfect, she'd come in and say "You didn't do this well enough" atau go find two little things I didn't see and say, "You have to do ALL of the dishes....". She'd start criticizing me at 6:30 am in the freaking morning!


My stepfather...well, a few months yang lalu we got into a physical fight. Yes, physical as in hitting. He started swearing me out and calling me a b***h and stuff, so I started swearing back. Then he hit me in the back of the head, and I tried to leave the house but he grabbed me and held me against the damn door. I tried to kick him off,...
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Opinion by sweetseena97 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she berkata it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she berkata are anda on your way? becouse me and morgan are here. Kate berkata yes i am oleh the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 menit latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. hey i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh berkata the voise anda are so cute when anda freack out, REALLY WHO IS THIS STOP CALLING ME!!!! Then she hong up she berkata to herself who is that are thy in the woods? o my ok i should cell Lilly to pick me up! Then she called here friend Lilly. Lilly ansered hello she berkata in a deep voise. Lllly she said! KATE IS THAT anda HELP ME!!! LILLLLLLLLYYY. Then the phon hong up lilly lilly? she said!! then she thought to her selfe o my god it was probly that guy from my celll phone like 10 seces a go.Then she called that number up hello the guy said.WHO are anda and what do anda want from my friends and me? nothinhg he berkata just get here in 5 menit atau anda little friend...
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every pertanyaan with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what anda repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what anda repeat every now and then.

14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

16) Change what anda repeat every now and then.

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List by Penguin11 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things anda Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would anda have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent api first, giving himself time to take aim. Jackson took a bullet in the chest and, without flinching, calmly killed his man.

3. James Buchanan, 15th U.S. president and the first unmarried man to be elected president, reportedly took great pride in his tiny feet, although he was a large robust man.

4. Often depicted wearing a tall black pipa asap kompor, cerobong asap hat, 16th president of the United States Abraham lincoln carried letters, bills, and notes in his hat.
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List by Dippicus posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected oleh a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word anda want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
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Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are anda using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!



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Tech support: What kind of computer do anda have?
Female customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have anda tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
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Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to cari the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh anda just want to have your cake and eat it too'. anda got that right! What good is cake if anda can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place anda look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would anda keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did anda see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.





6 People who ask 'Can I ask anda a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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Article by xneville_rocksx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Know how to make anda smile when anda are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but anda always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give anda the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind anda and put his arms around anda

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer anda plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of cinta .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when anda take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when anda hit him and it actually hurts .

16. Smile a lot .

17. Plans a romantic tanggal full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
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