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posted by jedigal1990

ajl's user icon

Hello fellow acak fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform anda that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pertanyaan saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now anda will not be able to find these two contributions why anda ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if anda want proof that she berkata this check out this forum
link
Now anda may ask...

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Funny kutipan

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have diberikan us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We cinta to be held, talked too but if anda press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I cinta the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your jantung beat
Is my favorit lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If anda could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my halaman awal though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes anda happy.
I always want anda to be happy.
I don't like it when anda cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with anda even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's puncak, atas superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to pindah on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When anda leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe anda embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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acak Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down perahu in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other hari we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, anda know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once lebih at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure oleh now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo anda can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to gabung F.S. anda must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. teh is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand selanjutnya to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't anda even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, anda need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help anda survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where anda are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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My REALLY acak Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do anda like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do anda like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE anda SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: anda berkata unicorns aren't real. :( I thought anda were my friend....

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emo kutipan and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that anda were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes anda can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One hari you'll ask me, "which is lebih important to you, me atau your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing anda are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your cinta does NOT work for that person,...

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laminin protein

posted by jeannette27

laminin protein cell

Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For oleh him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones atau powers atau rulers atau authorities;
all things were created oleh him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17

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Cruise control with mapquest driving directions

posted by celinedion9x

Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....

What is Tetris game? Have anda ever played it?

posted by Nanisa1

The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy musik and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired oleh Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...

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Drift Hunters: A 3D Car Drifting Online Game

posted by romimichal99

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, anda have to have a set of computers atau if anda want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, anda can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. anda may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. anda will have to earn money oleh playing. And with that balance, you...

Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe anda don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever anda need to cari for a word in a huge number of words atau in case anda face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do anda know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Tajū & The Kitsune Prism (Chapter 2)

posted by ShadowFan100

Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. detik after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some jawaban out of

"Alright, fox, anda know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do anda want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a detik to remember that the rubah, fox couldn't...

CANADA24's BEST/WORST ADAM STANDER MOVIES;

posted by Canada24

BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have lebih good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..

2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...