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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) anda mencuri that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can anda tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a acak shopping gerobak, keranjang and push it into a wall, atau shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure anda have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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posted by reb1009
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1. When anda are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five detik after it's berkata on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do anda come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw jagung meletus, popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If anda get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the puncak, atas of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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posted by ginny_potter_97
1.    Sell your old stuff at a garasi sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop oleh and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out oleh the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...
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posted by spongefan612
 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we cinta pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get anda nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an gajah balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are anda callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We mencuri a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I cinta the socks anda wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do anda like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did anda see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called anda the other night. Did anda know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont anda hate it when anda get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come anda didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do anda Yahoo?"

11. "I lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did anda know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...
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posted by PartyOrange
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. anda can never changed the past but anda must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to lebih be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so pindah on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as anda want until anda feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After anda cry, anda go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till anda feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the api arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!
posted by Yama
I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to pindah away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my friends other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on brave faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Make Him Addicted To YouSay These “Secret” Words To Make Him Fall Madly In cinta With You
HaveTheRelationshipYouWant.com/Love
Ask around, atau if you're shy, ask a good friend to help (find out if he likes you, atau is dropping hints).If anda catch him staring at you, look at him in the eyes and try to hold contact for a few seconds. If he keeps contact, anda know he likes anda back. If he turns away, it could mean he likes anda and is shy. (Alternatively, it could mean your kemeja tag is hanging out - beware, as there are multiple reasons people stare at each other.)If a guy likes you, he tends to...
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee oleh soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your friends face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say anda have a ghost clock until anda get tired atau pass out.
10. make acak komentar to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of acak fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say anda want breakfast.
19. eat cokelat cake until anda go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by coolkatstar
If anda are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good.

Write your jawaban on a piece of paper. No cheating

The jawaban are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorit color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your bulan of birth?

5. Which color do anda like more, black atau white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorit number?

8. Do anda like Sydney atau Brisbane more?

9. Do anda like a lake atau the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)...
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P anjing name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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posted by tamar20
The Fucking Disclaimer
If anda are offended oleh the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where anda are in the world, everyone knows exactly what anda mean when anda say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why anda will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring anda riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: anda crave attention, anda absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, anda may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because oleh being a retard online anda can get all the attention anda need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If anda want to be a retard anda must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by MusicMorris145
Best Male musik Star

Austin Mahone - Winner
Drake
Ed Sheeran
Eminem
Pharrell Williams
Luke Bryan
Sam Smith
Shawn Mendes
Skrillex
Wiz Khalifa

Best Group musik Star

5 detik of Summer - Winner
Fall Out Boy
Fifth Harmony
Foo Fighters
Imagine Dragons
One Direction
Florida Georgia Line
Muse
Artic Monkeys
Super Junior

Best Female musik Star

Ariana Grande - Winner
Beyonce
Demi Lovato
Christina Aguilera
Katy Perry
Jessie J
Iggy Azalea
Nicki Minaj
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift

Best Song
Bad Blood - Taylor cepat, swift Featuring Kendrick Lamar
Confident - Demi Lovato
Dirty Work - Austin Mahone - Winner
Downtown - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
How...
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posted by LaDispute
I was staring at myself in the mirror, eyeing the scars and wondering how I would make them go away in time for the spring break trip I'm taking with my family to Florida.

Now, I don't cut myself often, but when I do the cuts are deep and they leave wide, bright berwarna merah muda, merah muda gashes behind. That kind of stuff is hard to hide.

The reason for the cutting? I use it as what a shrink might call a "coping mechanism." Sometimes things build up inside of me, little things and big things. As time lengthens between cutting sessions it's like I can feel the pressure inside of me pressing outwards on my skin, taking...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
anda Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to tanggal her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, anda Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The hari That We Die.
While anda Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why anda Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can anda Hear Me?
Please hapus This Page! I Know anda Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
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