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Opinion by Kanji posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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When anda woke up anda were on a soft tempat tidur and surrounded oleh pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and anda started crying how long were anda asleep? anda were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of tempat tidur and carefully shakily took a step meneruskan, ke depan holding onto the tempat tidur for help 'what did he do to me' anda thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but fell down,darkness started to take over anda heard someone scream your name before anda fully blacked out.You woke up again not long after that.This time though there was people surrounding anda and anda were in a different tempat tidur in a different room.The people around anda looked like doctors and nurses.You saw in the far corner felix was siting in a chair with his head in his hands,a man was standing selanjutnya to him everyone looked hurried doing whatever it was they were doing there was lots of voices but all anda could make seance of was that the man was yelling at felix and felix was crying? 'what...
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Opinion by Kanji posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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anda glared at your friend for betraying anda and then looked back at felix disgused "I dont care what your name is bring me back halaman awal NOW!"you screamed in his face wish this was all a bad dream."No"he berkata simply then continued "you will work as a maid around here and also serve every last vampire here" anda looked up at him "you have got to be kidding me" was all anda could say before he grabbed your shoulders and anda were back against the wall.You glared into his angry eyes,"No im not kidding" he berkata but his eyes losing up "You will be the maid around her.you'll clean,answer the door and anything else a vampire from this house asks of you" he let anda go and started to walk away anda friend fallowing him."She will tampil anda to your room anda start at sun rise,Oh an do be careful your the only human in the house."he added and looked back with a grin.Your friend draged anda all the way back to the room anda were in before trying to talk to anda but anda wouldn't listen to her how could anda see traded anda for a vampire.You walked into the room and slammed the door in her face.You sat on the tempat tidur and cried anda wanted to go halaman awal then anda remmbered the house looked empty so anda have a chase of...
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Opinion by Kanji posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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anda turned to see a figure holding your friends lifeless body. anda screamed and the figure saw anda and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" anda screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your friends lifeless body anda started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then anda with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else anda turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" anda murmured to your self backing up,the guy took anda oleh your wast as anda backed up into him and stopped anda from moving."you know it's a waste that i want to keep anda human" he spoke slowly but clearly "sadly anda should be happy im not going to turn you...yet" he chucked and lay his head on your shoulder.you couldn't speak too afraid of what was happening then anda felt a pain in your neck and screamed then soon blacked out.You woke up and looked around you.The place looked like a abandon hotel,the windows were boarded up but anda could see sun light getting through.You went over to the door and walked into the hallway the lights in the hall were...
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List by Dreamer4eva posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes anda make me so mad i wanna throw anda in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style anda wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when anda have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make anda laugh so hard anda forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, anda did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick anda up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If anda want to tanggal other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. anjing are fine, but kittens are lebih cuddly.

7. Hey, that kemeja looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first hari we berkata hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit look amazing at the Oscars?

13. I think we're lost.

14. What's the point of dating if we're not going to get serious?

15. This scented candle doesn't smell sweet enough.

16. I like your dress--it's Rampage, right?
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Review by Cullens4eva posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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read these tips on how anda can ruin a tanggal so anda can avoid ruining one in the future.

1)DO NOT OVER ANALYZE THE RELATIONSHIP
most guys freak when they hear the word relationship in the early days of dating. they think "oh no why did she have to go spoil things oleh bringing this up?!"They also often think that when a girl wants to talk about a relationship, she really means she wants to pick him apart, expose all his flaws, and make him feel like a toad. If anda really feel anda need to talk about the relationship, try a softer approach. Avoid issuing an order like, "We need to talk about us," which most guys find terrifying. Instead, try a lebih specific statement like, "For the last week atau so, I’ve noticed this has been happening, and so I've been thinking this. How do anda see it?" oleh staying low-key, anda may help your guy to open up and recognize that talking about feelings doesn't have to feel weird.

2) OBSESSING ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE
When a guy hears anda badmouth the way anda look, he feels trapped in a no-win situation. He knows that if he says, "Well, yeah. anda could stand to lose a few pounds," he's going to upset you. And if he says,...
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Fan fiction by Karartegirl99 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a api while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the cari for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang mencuri five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was halaman awal schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
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Guide by Renesmee_XD posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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How many times do anda get passed oleh and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, anda must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, atau at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened oleh following my daftar of wonderful alternative ways to say "Hello."
1. The "Hey"
This is oleh far the easiest and most commonly-used form of "Hello." When anda are ready, anda may even want to try the extended version of this simple greeting (see #2).

How It's Done
Approach your target with grace, bumping into acak passersby on your way. As anda get closer to your target, let a smile crawl up your face as anda lift your chin up a bit and say "hey." Don't forget to look at your target, and listen for a response. Do not slow down a whole lot. It is perfectly...
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Opinion by jujuh98 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it berkata that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if anda don't then anda need to see a doctor!!
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List by simpleplan posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are anda today?" say, "Why do anda want to know?" Alternately, anda can tell them, "I'm so glad anda asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is akting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Ask them how to spell "Milpitas." Continue asking them personal pertanyaan atau pertanyaan about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This one works better if you're male: Telemarketer: Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter & Siegel services... You: Hang on a second. [a few seconds' pause] Okay, [in really husky voice] What are anda wearing? Telemarketer: [Click.]
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Opinion by frylock243 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do anda think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 tahun old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of money due to what was passed to them when Atsuko's grandmother died. Sometimes during the summer, Atsuko's dad would take the family on a vacation. they would either go out of the country, atau just go to a another city in Japan. when they chose to go to another country, they take an airplane. when they just wanted to go to another city, they would drive there. one summer, when Atsuko was
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Fan fiction by hotice posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike detik in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen atau ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks Jess Kayla completely out of breath holds up her finger to tell us to wait a detik . Waiting for Kayla to get her breath back is like waiting for two tahun to finish a algebras lesson so I decide to think how ugly Kayla's outfit is .When I finish do that ten menit late Kayla get her breath back ."I just heard that pack is getting to big .So the council is planning to have some us go some where else to live." Kayla just told me my worst fear in her horrible voice ."What!!!!"yells Dean "Yeah ,what the crap we can't pindah anda must heard wrong!" I gabung in ."Guys let not yell at Kayla...
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Article by blaise_jez posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
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Article by dramaqueen00 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no kismis Bran
Well, don't anda know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food anda hate ooh
anda won't get no dessert 'till anda clean off your plate
So eat it, don't anda tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some lebih chicken, have some lebih pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled atau fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your meja manners are a cryin' young shame
You're playin' with your food like it's some kind of game
Now, if anda starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

anda better listen, better do what you're told ooh
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Fan fiction by hotice posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I normally go to the woods to be oleh myself and to read ,since I can not get piece and quiet at halaman awal were my foster parents keep fighting about everything .I can go to school I guess I am always
alone there anyway .I never go to the graveyard,but today I had to today the crackheads
were in the woods planning there party to get ,to think I use to be one of .The graveyard is different of the woods for one thing it always feels haunted with grief and for another thing there are giant stones everywhere .I had not been back to this place since the hari they buried my big brother Greg .Being here always reminds me of that horrible hari he left me ,the api ,the party,
the week I lost everthing my mother and Greg .I get sadder each time I think about what I had ,our apartment,my loving mother ,the big brother.A sobbing voice breaks my train of thoughts .I walk down the path in the graveyard to see a short black hair ,in a long goth black girl who looked around my age .This girl was crying her eyes out over a giant gravestone .I feel sorry her I know how she was feeling I decided that I should say something to her ,but before the words can pass my lips .she yells into the...
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Article by InvaderCynder posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I cinta it!)
All I do is just believe in the jantung of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)

Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
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Opinion by musicfanaticXD posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel ikan and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel ikan could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a cari as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost in translation” and other simply won’t make sense. It will surely prove that such translators are completely unreliable.

English to Chinese Simplified:
我希望进行查寻至于准确这个译者怎样是。 如被指示,我使用了语法上合理的语言和正确拼写。 我通过在译者里面的每种语言将投入这则消息并且看见最后的消息怎么从原始一个变化。 如果结果结果正如所料,有些词“在翻译将逐字地丢失”,并且其他不会有道理。...
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Article by emmett posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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My friends and I made this.. we found it funny. anda might not get it though... But good for anda if anda do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could anda take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just anda and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine

Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.

Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the food here to restore my energy!
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Opinion by Mistyflower posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school atau any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The jagung meletus, popcorn ball

12. A bernyanyi bola basket (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers





































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List by lalaland101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can anda make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature

13.nurse, where is my lunch?!

14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough

15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy

16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
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Opinion by taytrain97 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are anda a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do anda work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do anda know Yesus oleh any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do anda know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No anda were ranting about how awesome anda were. I asked if anda had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are anda retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot pisang milkshake.
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Fan fiction by hotice posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty atau anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve some boobs ."

"Interesting ,so when did anda learn that anda were a werewolf?"

"Oh , that I knew since I was a baby .since I do live in a pack of manusia serigala after all."

"What I mean to ask anda when did anda change into one ?"asked the doctor .

" I first change when I was 9 years old on a full moon like the supersition ,but not like the supersition we can change when we want .''The only two things that are true about the supersitions are that we do go raging killer crazy when the full moon comes up and that silver does burn when I am in...
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Fan fiction by hotice posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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" I know what anda want from me.you want me to tell anda my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to anda . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell anda i could get a lot of people around me hurt " berkata the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what anda will tell me today " berkata the man .

"Alright but anda will not like what i tell anda .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " berkata the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if anda want hear lebih . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
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Fan fiction by MiizLadiDiime posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless anda wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab anda with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause anda a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
acak crap to fill up luar angkasa fhkfgjhfgh
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Review by McDreamyluva posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove cokelat is good for lebih than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little kacang is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mentega – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to cokelat with at least 70 per cent cacao – atau cocoa, which is cacao in roasted, ground form – says Dr Mary Engler, a professor of physiological nursing. And yourself to 200g a week (that’s two blocks of Lindt Excellence).


A Healthier Heart
The brown stuff can reduce blood pressure, increase the flexibility of veins and arteries, and cut down on stroke and jantung attack risk. Most of the credit goes to flavonoids, which kill off free radicals, and polyphenols, (also found in red wine). Polyphenols are known to prevent LDL (bad) cholesterol from oxidising into a form that damages...
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