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posted by slytherin360
24
found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press acak numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would anda please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation anda are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let anda touch their ipod computer atau mp3 hapus every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with anda to the store atau something yell "WHY ARE anda FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom atau dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say anda saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as anda can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there musik videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I cinta them lebih then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I cinta these two they start out hating each other then become close friends atau maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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posted by jessicamc26
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he berkata "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just cinta alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and keterangan and he put the man inside and berkata "see anda in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the detik man he asked the same pertanyaan and the man replied "oh man I just cinta to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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oleh a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much lebih successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
4
I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use acak "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if anda piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat anda will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If anda are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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posted by Joe1996
9
1. When anda get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him oleh his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay and ask...
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posted by My8thUsername
6
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own daftar of puncak, atas Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So anda no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An jeruk, orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to cinta Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to cinta every day.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are anda talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, anda have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed oleh funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service meja tulis, meja and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid atau a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are anda doing?", say, "What are anda doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the dipan, sofa until anda give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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A week yang lalu I made an artikel of my 20 favorit animated heroines so I thought I'd make an artikel for my 10 least favorit animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let anda know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a komentar on what anda think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is diberikan to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask anda any pertanyaan tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick anda out...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
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Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started menulis it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if anda don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest anda don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your friends and either forget all about us atau tell a story about the hideous freak anda met tonight. anda don’t know me, if anda did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have friends - except my brother....
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If anda consider it a sport to gather your food oleh drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all hari hoping that the food will swim by, anda might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each tahun because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, anda might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy queen is closed from November through April, anda might live in Michigan .

If anda instinctively walk like a pinguin, penguin for five months out of the year, anda might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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posted by Famegurl754
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Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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posted by Thecharliejay
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Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If anda keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a daftar of "pros" and "cons" to help anda better understand why you're seeking cinta atau acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things anda can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Sad Stories About AIDS


I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the tahun on his pickup mobil van, van but when I did not see him for over a tahun I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
7
Researchers in the UK examined lebih than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A segel walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner toko - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell anda what I cinta doing lebih than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks oleh a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved oleh the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid atau late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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