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posted by SymmaGirl2
Hippo susu is pink
Ice cream is Chinese food
Daizi Zheng, a Chinese designer, made a Coca-Cola powered cell phone
George W. semak, bush was once a cheerleader
Smelling bananas can help anda lose weight
An insurance program in Britain provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
There's a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse
The yoyo was invented in the Philippines to use as a weapon
Typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using keys from only one row on a QWERTY keyboard
The Dvorak keyboard is lebih efficient than the QWERTY keyboard
Email has been around longer than the World Wide...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
anda Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
.
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
( )
if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to tanggal her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, anda Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The hari That We Die.
While anda Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why anda Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can anda Hear Me?
Please hapus This Page! I Know anda Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
_____________________________
posted by Usui--takumi
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....
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posted by adaug
"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this is...it!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do anda spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have anda had any job...experience?"He berkata taping his pen on his paper."Does a limun stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as...
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posted by adaug
Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!



SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA ara NEWTONS!

Remember to komentar your pertanyaan and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a acak moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
lol HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
posted by jeniffer2200
For years now..we never knew who's better! we always see VS between 2 things! but,until now we don't know who's better!

1-MAC vs PC

okay..now guys this is silly! didn't they notice that mac are 'personal computers" too?? my opinion about this situation is that both are awesome! But! since i was a windows user i prefer windows because it's less expensive and it does it's work! i've tried to buy a mac but..it was pretty expensive it's like one million dollars atau something! maybe macs are pretty! but..they're too expensive to buy!

2-Nokia vs Samsung

Seriously? i was a nokia user since about 4 years...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT anda
1. Are anda single?
Yeah.

2. Are anda happy about that?
no

3. Are anda bored?
YES

4. Are anda sad?
Nah.

5. Are anda Italian?
No...

6. Are anda pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are anda cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are anda Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. favorit color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I cinta anda Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't cinta you
You'll find someone else
Who loves anda too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't cinta you
You'll find someone else...
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
Today I had a really bad day, so Im just putting it in an artikel because it didn't fit on the wall.

:p hari was kinda bad. I was playing flag football. I tryed to grab one of a boys flags. He had a weird rope thing on his pants, and it skinned my finger pretty good.
Then my sister, who I TOLD that I had band today, that I had a huge saxaphone to carry on the bus, STILL brought her klarinet for me to bring halaman awal on the bus for her.
And I had a project that was due today, and I hadn't even star...ted yet, so I had to color all of my 11:45-12:30 study hall, still didn't finish, finished coloring right as the 3:18 bel, bell rang during homeroom (I had band, so I couldn't do it during 2:00-3:00 study hall). My cousin was nice enough to take my bag, saxaphone, and my sisters klarinet out to the bus pickup/dropoff place while I literally sprinted to get my project to Mrs. Beauchene so I didn't get a 0 on my project.

Lovely day, wasn't it?
posted by Animeanimal
Snow
oleh animeanimal

Why do anda mock me,
With anda white pure intentions
That i could never hope to understand?
I lie to the skies,
While anda are born from that very same horizon.
I taint anda so; therefore, i hate the sight of you.
The snow brings only pain, misery, and sorrow
To those who lie to the sky.
You are cold and pahit and so am i,
So why would people cinta you, while turning me away?
This is why i hate the snow.

Just something I randomly wrote down yesterday and had NO idea why XD It just came to me REALLY fast so i jotted it down! Hope anda liked it ^^


cinta and the dance called life...
oleh animeanimal...
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posted by E-Scope90
Speculate to break the one anda hate
Circulate the lie anda confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the selanjutnya for anda to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen anda torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And anda don’t have to read it, read it
And anda don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because anda read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...
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posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was roti on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is roti on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the roti is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and atau eat the roti that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the roti off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the roti that is on yer head so u can on living without roti on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the roti that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating roti it is so if i tell u that there is roti on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of roti on yer head
kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Five: Naomi

    I’m Naomi Ann Queues. I live(d) with my parents, Ashlee and Terence and my two older siblings, Katy and Sebastian. I have a wonderful (I cinta him to DEATH) boyfriend named Tyler who was probably smarter than my best friend, Tori in math last tahun (sorry, Tori!) Anyways, I had to stay after graduation for a bunch of foto with Tori and stuff. Throughout our time at our little school, Saint Peters, my best friend and I had won a lot of awards. So whenever we were asked personally oleh Mr. Brunner, our school principal,...
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kabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months yang lalu in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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The Loss
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Telling Mom…& Dad
    
     Becca’s eyes filled with tears as the officers told her. They left, leaving regards and told her they would be sure to get find the guy who killed Collin. Manny was standing in the living room now, with a berbuat curang, fudge pop tart. Becca didn’t know how she was going to tell her little sister how the brother she loved, the most was gone forever now. She sat her sister down beside her on the red leather dipan, sofa and took her tiny hands in hers. “Ok, Manny, Collin…Collin, Collin was shot.” She said....
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee lebih than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My jantung skips a beat
When anda walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with anda until the end

I give my jantung and my soul to you
To make anda see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant anda see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello everyone!
It's time to have talk time with Invader Calliope!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so my fave band is trapnest!
My fave singer is gir!
I cinta nasi, beras balls!
I am a great cook!
I am on the track team!
I cinta video games!
I cinta to watch Invader Zim!
I am InvaderCalliope!
I cinta ddr!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about kitties!
I have one!
There so soft!
I also have a pet ferret!
I cinta my penyelidik, ferret so much!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about the power puff girls!
I cinta them so much!
I have a key chain with all three of them!
Now let's end todays talk time with InvaderCalliope!
The End!
posted by LadyL68
In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN cinta WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the meja with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the susu carton.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check atau charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a televisi set in her purse.
"So, do anda always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by patrisha727
seledri has negative calories. It takes lebih calories to eat a piece of seledri than the seledri has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to menelan the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes pahit things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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