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Article by TditdaCourtney posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!


Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!



Isaiah:*Takes my book away*


Isaiah:NO! anda Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite anda if anda dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D



Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do anda wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
Opinion by CullenProperty posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if anda want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to run a marathon, be sure to pack extra socks.
If your going to go to a strip club, make sure to take money.
If your going to make mistakes, don’t make them twice.
If your going to wear makeup, remember these two crucial rules; “A girl can never have enough blue eye shadow” and guys like your face all natural, so don’t goop it on!
If your going to have a summer fling (& he’s a keeper), make him your fall, winter & spring fling, too!
Opinion by Edwardlover93 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Chapter 3 The cult

“What are anda on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. oleh the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty jalan, street the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing but anger.
“Hello” A voice who I faintly remembered... Damien. I turned round as fast I could my fist clenched and swung at Damien. Before I could register what happened Damien ducked and was behind me buckling me to the ground. He held me to the ground with my hands behind my back.
“Join us?” Damien asked. Is he mad, no way!
“Are anda on crack atau something no.” I used all my anger to pindah my self away from under him. I lifted him from under me. When I stood up he was on the ground looking up at me.
Opinion by justinfangrrl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorns and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorns are real???! Who berkata they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse with a horn!

And spirits and souls are real! DEFINTATELY! i bet scientists invented all that crap so that they and hethens have something to beleive in. But when they die, they're gonna want to believe in heaven.

Don't spam this, it's JUST AN ARTICLE! anda can agree with me if anda like. Just don't be mean if anda disagree. just state your reason kindly. =) thanks. This is my first article, so there can be improvments in my selanjutnya one.
Article by randomer123boo posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the puncak, atas of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the toko has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the toko

if anda have done one atau lebih of these tips anda should have benn takhta out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
List by KitkatKaysa posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid pertanyaan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
Opinion by madisonsavanna posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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One hari a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are anda laughing? I just insulted all of anda losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how anda feel anda have to take the time to make fun of us. anda obviously have nothing better to do. If we’re such losers, then why do anda even bother talking to us?” One of the girls implied
The mean girl rolled her eyes and strutted off.

Some people might call the mean girl in this short story arrogant, but that’s exactly what she’s not. anda know why? Because if anda truly believed in yourself, anda discover anda don’t have to bring others down. We all have different ways to feel good about ourselves; some people look in the mirror everyday and tell themselves they’re awesome, some people leave...
Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it berkata hey this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets gabung forces to try to laporan every poser we see.
Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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On tons of klub i see a pertanyaan saying "Can anda plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on acak is Can anda plz be my fan? Just filling up my update lebih and lebih everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 atau lebih fan asking Can u fan me plz i really need some lebih fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the lebih fan its just life XD And anda gotta earn your fan because i had to earn my fan and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much fan to see whoever new person anda are coming in our fanpop family and getting wat anda dont deserve.
And selanjutnya time i see a pertanyaan like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us gabung forces.
Guide by alismouha posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.


Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.


Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.


A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .


Here's a handy advice:don't saran anyone,so anda don't carry their sins.


Two anda can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.


The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.


A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until anda make him believe that anda cinta him.
Article by fencingrocks posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science meja in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

anda see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.
Article by alismouha posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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My dear son...

I send anda this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm menulis this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that anda can't read quickly.

I will send this to anda with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the detik one it was only 3 days.

About the leather jaket anda wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope anda don't mind.

Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can anda imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.

Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
Opinion by emilyroxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write lebih now.
So this acak kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone anda want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I berkata “What?” and she berkata “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of anda that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, anda know it’s true. However, do anda guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister anda automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings...
Opinion by TDIlover226 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd jam science class.


Michael: anda sound like a Teddy beruang =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy beruang even SOUND like..? And how do anda know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: anda ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR! I see no jellyfish!
Mark: *Begins humming the 'jellyfish song'
Lanni: Yes I DO have a jellyfish! *Holds up jellyfish-shaped sillyband and smiles*
Michael: ..Holy shit.. anda GIVE THAT TO ME! RIGHT NAO!

Jordan: Hey.. How do anda spell 'precipitation'?
Opinion by RaydKaydiroxs posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any lebih pertanyaan say " why does my anjing breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ cinta (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells anda to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if anda dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells anda to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework

7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are anda always so negative.

8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!

Opinion by invaderzimemo posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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List by hannah16 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some acak old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long anda can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and menelan your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make bintang trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything berkata in and Italian accent
Article by kitkat709477 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in cinta with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do anda mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like anda like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell anda later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why anda don't like me! Boy: Do anda really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his friends would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her jantung out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want anda to go home, ok? I'll be halaman awal from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I cinta you. Girl: I cinta anda too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads halaman awal and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was...
List by karpach_13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to anda as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say anda understand when anda don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. anda don’t have PMS; don’t act like anda know what it’s
6. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
7. If anda talk about having a big dick; we know anda don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what anda say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If anda did something wrong atau even if anda didn’t,
14. Be spontaneous; makan malam and a movie won’t always cut it.
List by karpach_13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as anda think we all are.

No matter what anda say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like anda to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call anda beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If anda have cramps
and we ask anda what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the bulan and
nothing more.

If anda really liked us for us, anda would let us think that our mustache,
beard, atau sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. Get over it.

NEVER ask us if anda can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you
List by karpach_13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something atau someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd cinta to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

l is for cinta in most cases, but exceptions have been made, l is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have anda ever met one? Do anda know where any are?

Article by kitkat709477 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

anda don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, anda just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

anda don't have smelly gym socks, anda have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
List by darkkhorn19 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. semak, bush


"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime." -

"Not only does atheism prevent atheists from properly understanding... but it prevents their minds from being elevated enough to understand the simplest common sense facts." -

"All anda atheists are *******es. None of anda have fought in any wars, atau have done anything dangerous."
Opinion by emilyroxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have anda noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying tampil ever.) anda know what tampil really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the tampil SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. anda see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman berkata something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting...
Opinion by emilyroxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, atau the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of acak blog on the acak fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One hari this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorit games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re selanjutnya door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house and locked all the doors. This presented a major problem because not only would I not be able to get inside the house but there was no way my brother would ever open the door, so I was locked out of the house until my mom came home. So me and Joe got the ladder, climbed up into my room through my window, mencuri the flag, and waited for the mad dash out the front door because we expected my brother and his sister to be in the dapur planning. So I snuck downstairs…