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posted by Kanji

The lebih anda squrimed the harder he bit anda and all of a sudden anda felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto anda tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became lebih and lebih frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought anda were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...

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20 Things I Did and Thought as a Kid

posted by hello_sun

When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing domba when their 'hair' was too long" like they tampil anda in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's jantung was jantung shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bayi came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...

Johnny Lightning Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chongjin, North Korea. A town selanjutnya to the Sea Of Japan.

Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a bebek in the water, then smokes a cigarette*

While he was looking away, the bebek turned out to be part of a hat, worn oleh CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls...

About Me Part 2

posted by Kibahina96

My Dream: Go To FullMetal Alchemist and meet Alphonse(Al). (Yeah I know. be quiet.I dont tell anda what to dream about!!!)

My best friend: My laptop and anime. (No im not a nerd. Im just shy.)
favorit Color: Black
Why i like that color: Its the color of a serigala bulu and alot of binatang and i cinta serigala and animals.
Pets: I have one dog named Princess. (She's a Jack Russell and Chiwawa mix.)
favorit music: Country and Pokemon atau anime.
Well thats it I guess.

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Teen Choice Awards 2013

posted by nivi20997

FINAL TIDE OF NOMINEES ANNOUNCED FOR "TEEN CHOICE 2013" AIRING SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, LIVE ON FOX

"The Heat" and "Man of Steel" Lead Third Wave with Most Nominations
Lucy Hale, Ian Somerhalder, Laura Marano and Leven Rambin among Choice Stars Scheduled to Appear

The final tide of nominees has been announced for TEEN CHOICE 2013, airing LIVE Sunday, Aug. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. "The Heat" and "Man of Steel" lead the third wave with five nominations each, while cable drama "The Fosters" garnered four nominations.

Fans ages 13-19 can vote once each hari per category for their...

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Things to do with the Karate Dummy Bob

posted by Euri

Bob!

Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help anda make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress oleh punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out oleh punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to prop things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....

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Spelling corrections

posted by sid1123

So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the pertanyaan is not how we criticize others atau why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are acak who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which...

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45 kutipan A La Melancholia

posted by cute20k

Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these kutipan are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring anda back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in cinta and anda get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the cinta anda have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...

Johnny Lightning Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Flemington, New Jersey.

Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with anda shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my favorit to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.

A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.

Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with anda outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white...

The Nut House Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and anda know what...

Super Anna and Elsa

posted by Mrbiskit

Note: The Frozen franchise is owned oleh Disney. This is a story I first wrote on first fanpop account Windrises.

Princess Anna entered the living room of the kingdom and berkata "Elsa I have a plan."

Queen Elsa berkata "Oh no. What is it?"

Anna berkata "Lets be super heroes."

Elsa berkata "What?"

Anna berkata "All around the city there's crimes and innocent people getting robbed. I'm sick of it so I'm going to do save the city oleh stopping all the villains."

Elsa berkata "Do anda have any idea what you're doing?"

Anna berkata "Do I ever?"

Elsa berkata "Well if you're willing to accept the duties of being a super hero I...

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The Shaggy anjing Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" atau "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He berkata "I'd like to have one too." Then I berkata "But this is a dog". He berkata he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He berkata I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT BAG

posted by ShiningsTar542

who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give anda some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag anda are going to use every day, then anda want it to match what anda are wearing. atau maybe anda don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright jeruk, orange bag! But if anda do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray atau brown.

Material:

This depends on what anda like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Canada24 responding to dumb internet questions...

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; anda answer pertanyaan such as THIS one.

My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; anda get off the fuckin computer and go outside!

Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!

Why are bayi ugly at first?
CANADA24; anda try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; anda take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

Is...

fan Are Not Weird!

posted by shomill

monkeemania berkata this, and I think any fan can apply it to their favorit shows:

“Like for me, they are like my best friends. They have taught me so many things like anda don't need to know someone for them to be your friend. all they have to do is be there for anda always, cheer anda up when your down, and help anda get through tough situations. the monkees do all this for me, a girl they don't even know. And that's why i cinta them so much.”

And the people who aren’t fans, the people who put us down for “living in your parents’ basement” atau whatever, they just don’t get that. Some...

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100 things to do before anda die

posted by patrisha727

Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure anda use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the luar angkasa shuttle.

9 Spend a whole hari eating rongsokan, sampah food without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make cinta on a forest floor....

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xXx The Rules Of cinta xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

ciuman On The Lips-I cinta You
ciuman On The Ear-You Are Special
ciuman On The Nose-Laughter
ciuman On The Cheek-Friendship
ciuman On The Forehead-I Comfort You
ciuman On The Neck-I Want You
ciuman On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
ciuman Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender ciuman On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I lost anda

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Klutz!

posted by Andolion

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity

So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes anda just can't seem to remember why it is anda didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank anda for asking....

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach anda all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now anda know how to do it!
Now, if anda want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and tampil your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if anda win, anda get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If anda are a winner check everything on your profile.