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Guide by EleanorSeville posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's gerobak, keranjang
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. pindah "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes lingkaran where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the puncak, atas of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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*Based off of a true story, but altered a bit. Names have been changed.

The smart troll went on the internet one day. She went onto her website. A couple of days ago, she had diposting a rant. She wanted to check if she got any komentar on it.
When she went to see, she only got a little good comments, and a little [constructive] criticism. She was happy that people were acknowledging her work.
But one day, when she went to check up on her rant again, she saw something terrifying has happened.
Mean, misspelled, stupid komentar (LIEK OMG!11! DAT IS LIEK SOOOO NOT RITE I TINK DAT [thought]1111!!!!11one!!) have been written on her komentar section. There were over 2 pages of just them.
The troll decided to do some research. She went on the website's pages, and asked people: who are these trolls?
It turned out that most of the trolls were oleh none other then xXsw3tt3arsXx, a notorious troll on the website. She had spammed so many pages, and even made seperate accounts, and pretended that she was different people.
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Article by cute20k posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did anda really think anda were alone?
anda crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
anda were never on your own

anda were always sayin', just hold on
anda just let go, of everything anda ever had
anda just ended it, on your own
And anda had everything, but anda let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did anda really think anda were alone?
anda crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
anda were never on your own

And anda were tellin me,
"Perfection isn't everything. And I know it isn't easy
But don't anda try and let go"
(Don't leave the earth without me, oleh your side...)
Don't anda know?
But anda let go---

Honey, life is hard,
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List by alismouha posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure anda use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the luar angkasa shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole hari eating rongsokan, sampah food without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make cinta on a forest floor.

#13 Make cinta on a train.

#14 Learn to rollerblade.

#15 Own a room with a view.

#16 Brew your own beer.

#17 Learn how to take a compliment.

#18 Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.
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List by CUTEDXC posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the hari u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

anda can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck anda SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
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Review by swarla posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep anda from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, atau pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
anda can pull me apart

I am a feather




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Opinion by EllentheStrange posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that anda have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask pertanyaan to a magic 8 ball and take the jawaban seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when anda find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when anda see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a acak person!
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Opinion by cute20k posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do anda always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd anda treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in the church
She used to sit here
with her whole family
Well the got busy with their work
The women of the church laughed and the men starred when she told them her plan:

BRIDGE1-
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Article by TditdaCourtney posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o

Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy beruang =w=

Ryan:*moves away*

Me:WHORE!! D:

David:ANYONE WANT A kuda zebra, zebra CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!

Ryan: :3

Me:Lilly buy the kuda zebra, zebra cake!!!

Lilly:I dont hav-

Me:BUY IT!!

Lilly: O_O

David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD

Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!

Me:YES!!

Me:*touches Jazz*

Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how anda spell it?!)

Me:Your point is?!

Jazz:Idk

Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??

Jazz:Power rangers! =w=

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Opinion by aitypw posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, anda must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my friends gave me,
Too late,puppy cinta got a grip of my jantung and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
anda know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that cinta takes,
Cause the anak anjing, anjing inside me ain't ready for jantung break.
Time heals all, through the best and the worst,
Even when laid out, toes up, in a hearse.
Sometimes i feel stupid even when not my fault,
Cause still intact, though beat up is my heart.
When anda melt pure gold, it's as emas as ever,
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Opinion by aitypw posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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anda always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i berkata no one cared about me
you'd say anda do

anda stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
anda came to my rescue
and put down the knife

anda told me anda would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
anda really cared

but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
anda made me whole

it's that i cinta you
and even though were friends
i would always cinta anda
until the end

I hope that one day
maybe you'll cinta me too
and I'll be waiting for that hari to come
and you'll say I cinta you
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

anda can vote for your favorit on the event webpage here: American musik Awards.

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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes anda mad atau doesnt agree with your point of view anda just laporan them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes anda mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont laporan thm. Because we are a big family and we dont laporan atau block family we care and tampil cinta for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to laporan someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



cinta all around
-Jordan
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Opinion by OceanAzureHill posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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others may think its a lie,think it never happened and never will happen,think it was all a joke atau fairy tale,others may not believe...but i believe...because i wasnt brainwashed like everybody else...i see the truth,and im not affraid of it...it lurks in the shadows staying far from sight,protecting itself...it wants to be free,to be alive once again...to be accepted oleh all,to be treated with respect and understanding...to know what its like to not be feared,to be loved...but know one can ever understand,because their to shallow and selfish,not caring about them just because their different...this world will never understand.....But I Do
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Article by kitkat709477 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Fan fiction by wolfgrrl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I was born on a kacang plantation 62 detik before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", oleh Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis itik jantan, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of cokelat berbuat curang, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, atau eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the hari I was born.
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Article by swarla posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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raindrops on mawar and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp apel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

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Article by kitkat709477 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to anda after a break-up she wants anda back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When anda catch a girl glancing at you, she wants anda to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with anda she wants anda to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When anda break a girls jantung she still feels it when anda run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at anda with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long anda will be with her. When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why anda are playing games. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for anda to be hers forever. When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that anda are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss anda lebih than that. Guy Facts--- When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you. When a guy...
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Opinion by outsidersfan_14 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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i hope anda like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikel i put on here so plz komentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know anda amy not understand
but if anda can
please understand
I see anda underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would anda say? take this away
If i told anda how i feel, would it be real atau is this all fake??

Chourus: your cinta is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to make it okay, help me today. Before its too late, this fate is too great

Would anda still cinta me? If i tried to say
all i cant say
anda membungkus, bungkus around me
all of your hate , it cant be erased
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Article by TDAPlayer158 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Tonight anda go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that anda won't kill me.

anda buy weapons and guns.

anda are certainly hooked.

anda go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

anda cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

anda may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But anda should not go a-killing.

anda like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No lebih talking, no lebih beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a tahun now,

anda have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
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Opinion by pumpkinqueen posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. anda look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. anda can't stop thinking of the person.

3. anda dream about marrying the person.

4. anda drool everytime anda watch them sing.

5. anda have a giggle fit everytime they take their kemeja off.

6. anda have a million pictures of the person.

7. anda want to meet the person lebih then anything.

8. anda know their songs oleh heart.

9. anda dream of ciuman them.

10. anda want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. anda watch video with that person in it all the time.

12. anda have them as your icon.

13. anda would die for them.

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Opinion by soutarouful posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Why does your cat lick your hair atau face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys cinta and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is tampilkan affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? kucing have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking anda as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its bulu after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, atau he is tasting your scent.

Why do kucing suck wool atau clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, atau the cat needs lebih fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? kucing are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.
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List by spunkyonyx posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks atau anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same musik as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff atau make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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As many of anda girls out there know who have gone through this, all anda want to do after a break-up is cry...

anda want to cry because anda are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my saran and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your friends every day. Do NOT stay halaman awal alone atau anda will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make anda feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. anda could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your favorit dessert, atau go to a movie atau a konser with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old foto of the two of anda atau stay halaman awal listening to cinta songs. anda have to pindah on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

saran sent in oleh Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
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Opinion by Crazy_NarutoKid posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make anda laugh so hard


3.It can make anda cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes anda wish anda lived in the naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes anda think about it all the time


15.It teaches anda naruto history



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