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posted by Alx_master
Today 1/21/09 at 2 o clock IN THE MORNING, someone called me, at first I thought it was my cell phone alarm to go to school. Since I thought it was an alarm I didn't say anything, then I heard this guy say "hello". I was freaked out why would someone call me this early, so I just hanged up. I went to sleep and 10 menit later someone calls me again, it was the same guy. I was still asleep and still thought it was my alarm. This time, but realized it wasn't. I berkata "hello" and the guy said, "where r u?". I don't know why, but I hanged up. I went to sleep again, and guess what he called again. This time I was angry, but asleep at the same time. I said, "Look, It's 2 a.m. why are anda calling me?". I think he didn't hear me, because he said, "Hello" like three times, then he berkata "I'm outside, where are you?". Then I said, "I think anda got the wrong number, so can anda stop freaking calling me, whoever anda are?. The guy was confused and berkata nothing, then he berkata in a calm low voice "Sorry". Sorry my ass, it took 20 menit to go back to sleep. Don't worry I got his number in my phone, so I'm going to do him a prak call. Hehehehe..
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posted by misscrazel
It's a book. I'll keep writing.
                  P. 1
             THE CLANS
MEADOW: Enemies: Mountain, Desert•Friends: Water•Rules: see page two.

MOUNTAIN: Enemies: Meadow, Desert•Friends: Forest•Rules: Must walk up the trail on the mountain. see page two.

WATER: Enemies: Desert•Friends: Ice, Meadow•Rules: kittens learn to swim. see page two.

FOREST: Enemies: Desert• Friends: Mountain•Rules: see page two.

ICE: Enemies: Desert•Friends: Water•Rules: see page two.

DESERT: Enemies: Mountain, Ice, Meadow, Water, Forest•Friends: None•Rules: see page two.
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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible awan of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed is 50 or...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when anda are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with anda how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If anda have red skin patches, acne, oily skin atau blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender atau food processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 menit and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this anda need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
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posted by Ownzer493
*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's..................Butter...............Time!"
"It's mentega Time?"
"I guess."

"way.......way...........way..."

"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut mentega jeli Time Penut Butt jeli Time!"

"WHAT THE HECK OMG WTF PWN DA NOOB!!!!!!!"

*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED pisang MAN!"

"ITS PENUT mentega jeli TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


THE END
posted by kitkat709477
now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have anda been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this kursi empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down. Man: Your place atau mine? Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do anda do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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posted by madening_mahem
I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I cinta chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....
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Weird dude just weird.xD
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Source: Text Message... seriously
here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me anda guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If anda had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...
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