There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.
Hope anda enjoy!
- Which is another word for synonym?
- Why isn't there cat food with mouse flavor?
- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?
- Adam and Eve had navels.
- Why when someone is being called oleh the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?
- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?
- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps don't shrink with the rain?
- Who's the one who makes the holes to the cheese?
- How do blind people know if they're done in cleaning theirselves when they go to the bathroom?
- If cigarrettes kill, why does police doesn't stop him?
- How would chairs look like if our knees bent backwards?
- If Tarzan lives in the jungle, why is he always shaven?
- Why do the Flintstones celebrate natal if they lived on a time before Christ?
- How do anda write number zero (#0) in Roman numbers?
- If our bodies are made up of 75% water, how can we possibly drown?
- How can I ask a question?
- How can anda tell when a Dictionary has a spelling mistake?
Well, this was just a really stupid list, but I hope anda pass a good time membaca it ;)
girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, sarang, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and sarang, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, sarang, den tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and sarang, den we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
gir 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot anjing wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, anda get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when anda touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick atau treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders permen over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot anjing wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, anda get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when anda touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick atau treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders permen over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which bulan do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From domba and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) tupai fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the takhta in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which bulan do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From domba and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) tupai fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the takhta in 1936 he respected the wish of queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys anda all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I berkata horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a detik chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if anda don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten anda atau go after anda if anda don't don't worry
but if anda do forgive me anda wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't laporan me please just read the artikel and don't laporan me I wont be mean ever again
if anda guys forgive me awesome if anda don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if anda do forgive me anda wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't laporan me please just read the artikel and don't laporan me I wont be mean ever again
if anda guys forgive me awesome if anda don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never berkata anda NEED a nose job. I just berkata it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could anda excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have diberikan someone like anda a detik look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I tanggal just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never berkata anda NEED a nose job. I just berkata it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could anda excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have diberikan someone like anda a detik look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I tanggal just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered oleh our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 detik (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call anda forth.
Hoping anda are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered oleh our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 detik (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call anda forth.
Hoping anda are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's musik teacher once berkata of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school bola basket team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a bulan and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's musik teacher once berkata of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school bola basket team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a bulan and dropped out forever.
