acak Article: 10 Ways to Make cokelat Ice Cream

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posted by skipperluvs

1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo kue, cookie with cokelat Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get susu and put in a cokelat bar. Let it rest for 5 menit and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in cokelat powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in cokelat syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if anda can work the ice cream maker. If anda can't, cry and beg until anda can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her cokelat colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a cokelat ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make anda a cokelat ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in susu and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!

Tdinoahiscute4, drunksheep and 3 others like this

breebree446 4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy. Since your in Wal Mart why don't you just buy Chocolate Ice Cream anyway? Ha! Great article. It was funny.

Duncan-superfan xD I died of laughter at #7! I almost puked at #9...

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“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern hari issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). cinta atau hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.

A Modest Proposal
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AND FAT, WHAT DO anda WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

anda CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY anda HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY hari (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

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RUN THAT pantat, keledai CUZ anda CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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